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Hexagonal Crank

@hexagonalcrank.bsky.social
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I'm a tool. And Luigi Mangione did nothing wrong.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A lot of people commenting on Cassie having an adult beverage and then driving later but we need to understand that this is the Swan Boy cartoon universe. We all saw some dude push a guy in a Donald Duck costume off a cruise ship and that dude probably kept his position as Democrat Senate candidate.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rona’s been around Noel long enough to know that if he ain’t complaining about the price, you ain’t asking for enough. It’ll be $500 before the night begins.
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Louie, This Is The Beginning Of A Beautiful Friendship
ALT: Louie, This Is The Beginning Of A Beautiful Friendship
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I still have a private bet going on as to where Dr. Van Kerker found a tissue matched foot so quickly to attach to Lee. Don’t let Branson know.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Yes, you know this guy. We ALL know this guy. I know him as the sleezebag to whom my partner consigned her gem and stone inventory to in order to sell them at markets and he ended up stealing the whole lot. She sued him, won, and didn't see a penny of the judgment.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I guess this means Noel is Dorothy Lamour?
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I wish to use this cross-species familial arc as proof that while Rona is a hairless cat, her father Pinocchio is a chihuahua just to mess with the fans.
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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A quick guide for those who are having trouble understanding
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
For legal reasons, Brandon wasn’t able to release this comic until after Scott Adams died.
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This is my generations Civil War Letters.
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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Ash when the Alien bursts out of Kane's chest
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Apparently Swan Boy is Tom Bombadil.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Lia Smith, a transgender athlete who was on Middlebury's swimming and diving team, was just found dead by suicide this week. www.them.us/story/lia-sm...
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Lia Smith, Missing 21-Year-Old Trans Student, Found Dead in Vermont
The Middlebury College student was a double major in computer science and statistics.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
A digital simulation of a work and weathered two color relief print on toned paper. A black goat with big horns curving back in a somewhat exaggerated running or prancing pose is turning his head to look back over his shoulder. There is a pole topped with a small inverted cross crooked in one of his front legs and attached to the pole, streaming over the goat, is a red banner bearing some crusty looking blackletter script reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
ok who did this? ☹️
a doctored photo of the back of a $20 bill featuring the White House being demolished by an excavator
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Wow. Lauren Boebert confirmed in the Swan-verse.
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LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 07/10/2025
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Charlie Kirk Sept 27 2024: "Just so we're clear, the Haitians that are in Huntsville that are raping your women and hunting you down at night - it's only gonna get worse - unless Donald Trump wins There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
The original logo for the Spontaneanation podcast consisting of a gold “s” in the middle of a green circle surrounded by a purple outer circle. Elegant in its simplicity. Designed by me and created by Liezl Estipona.
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Sean Fay-Wolfe | Diamond Axe Studios @seanfaywolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
It's his generations "finding out Santa is Canadian" =/
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Well I'm back. And for the record, fuck billionaires, JK Rowling and her TERF army, build some guillotines and Free Gaza. Suspend me again. I could give a shit.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Mr. Reese. I need you to design my mudflaps. Not a euphemism.
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 23/04/2025
She's far from the only "Gender Critical" to declare victory against trans rights and to move on to attacking immigrants They won't ever be content because their real core ideology is about "purity" and policing who is a "real woman". This is the next "logical" step
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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 22/03/2025
Hey can everybody do me a favor real quick Can you take 5 minutes and draw Gonzo from memory?
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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Evan @evansmithhist.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Here is the Croatian cartoon from the 1960s that served as the inspiration for the ‘Worker and Parasite’ cartoon on The Simpsons. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuOc...
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Ersatz (Surogat)- Dusan Vukotic 1961
YouTube video by Gilat Parag
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Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.
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