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A lot of people commenting on Cassie having an adult beverage and then driving later but we need to understand that this is the Swan Boy cartoon universe. We all saw some dude push a guy in a Donald Duck costume off a cruise ship and that dude probably kept his position as Democrat Senate candidate.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Dude. The aren’t Hooters waitresses from our universe. These are Hooters waitresses from the Swan Boy universe who are contractually obligated to shoot customers who break ”The Rules™”. NO ONE is ready for what “this“ is going to be (0.0)

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Come on. You know the business cards reading "As seen on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" are going to fuck.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Nah. My thing had a dohickey at the end of it. Must be someone elses.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It is tomorrow. Tomorrow is Canadian Thanksgiving and I am going to eat the SHIT out of gluten.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Technically, every song ever written is about Stevie Nicks. Even the ones written about Courtney Love.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Damn. I had no idea that the second “T” stood for “Tompkins” but it makes sense!

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Did you ever fix the saving glitch from the Steam version of Machinarium? If not then I'll pass. =/

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Rumour has it that "proximity-to-New-York" is one of their major casting factors. They need to film the "featuring" credit scene for the opening, you see. You know, where you dunk the french fry into the ketchup before looking surprised at the camera pointed at you?

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It teaches the only correct way to get out of discussing sensitive topics with your children.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sadly, he WILL be the first casualty when Sebastian and Rona crash through the skylight in a…let’s say hang glider.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Straight up this is an Animorphs cover.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I steal this mindset every time I need to describe the worlds greatest salesmen. Any hack can sell ice to an Inuit. A SALESMAN can and will sell you seven plungers and have you leaving the store feeling like the smartest purchaser in history.

youtu.be

Plunger Salesman

YouTube video by Adam

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I don't think a week goes by that one of the creatives I follow doesn't give this exact message. XD

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

100% Noel is going to relate how he's been in it twice and it was the worst experience of his life and Cassie will reply how she's been taking one for a whirl every morning after her father refurbished one in their basement when she was a kid. She treats it as her morning cup of coffee.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Unlikely. I happen to know that That Show I Like is 101 on everyone elses top 100. That's how I know their lists are shit.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Great. You’ll be pleased to learn that Mark Carney, economist, international banker, and current Prime Minister of Canada is not Jewish. You might be less pleased to learn about his views on immigration, labour, and federal power. Now take your dog whistling and piss off.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If they had thumbs to work a telephone, the SPCA would already be knocking on your door.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If a sentence in your history starts with "President Trump...", you failed your country.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We are going to kick you the FUCK off this continent. <nods>

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Rona’s been around Noel long enough to know that if he ain’t complaining about the price, you ain’t asking for enough. It’ll be $500 before the night begins.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I see now what happens when you don’t restrict your replies. You’ve been 100% correct to do so in the past (0.o)

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Enjoy martial law before your elections, guys =D

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hmmm...Hanks a gearhead. He's going to see it more as "Auto-ma-ta". 🤔

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The only thing I know about Halt and Catch Fire is that @pftompkins.bsky.social sings the words to the theme song so now I have TWO good reasons to watch it (i never will)

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Two city folk barely surviving starving before dying suddenly four months later.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The media is more forgiving than Goku.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Facial hair is ON POINT in context.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dan Gheesling is the Jay Johnston of streaming.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have to tell my fellow Albertans "THIS is on you. There was a dumb, mostly harmless nepo-baby in charge. You ran him out and now you have a hyper successful, globalist international banker in charger. That's what your mindless anger got you."

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You’re not wrong. Imps are infamously pointy AND venomous!

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I don’t know why, but my stupid brain just went “Hey! You should watch Soap again.” Dispite literally not seeing it beyond clips since the 80s. But I think I might appreciate it more now with a few more years under my belt XD

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's not everyday the unified right calls you one of their greatest concerns. Quite the feather in one's cap =D

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It confirmed then. Canada will be the next President of the United States.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You got the backlog of strips up and waiting, son?

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

At least we learned the lesson that blurring the lines between the parties can have electoral repercussions. Right? We learned that...right? (0.o)

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