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Hexagonal Crank

@hexagonalcrank.bsky.social
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I'm a tool. And Luigi Mangione did nothing wrong.

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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It is tomorrow. Tomorrow is Canadian Thanksgiving and I am going to eat the SHIT out of gluten.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only thing I know about Halt and Catch Fire is that @pftompkins.bsky.social sings the words to the theme song so now I have TWO good reasons to watch it (i never will)
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always room for one more...
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I too was assaulted by a dingus last night.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That tracks
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Evergreen and I keep this at the ready always.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Two, in fact.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh, didn’t know there was a cat tax. Please accept this video of my youngest, Cheeky, experiencing his first catnip sock. His tail is that way because the tip had to be amputated from his life living wild.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This will 100% be proven to be false. Take it to the prediction markets.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Back when the show was about the rest of the crew trying to "emancipate Mike from his ridiculously striped pants."
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
... ... And cats. Lots of historical photos of us out there enjoying cats. Might be our only redeeming quality.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm holding out for this one...
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
From the island if Santorini. It was 38C that day and it could have said “Free Candy” for all I cared. I was still going down there in case there was shade. They made a killer Greek salad.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Every time I hear about him in his private life, I realize he's the most relatable celebrity out there.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Lol, not sure what you were picturing when I said "pie caddie", but here it is. Just a little handled box to carry pies around in XD
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
It was a TV movie from 190& but I think about it to this day. Look at that slapped of a cast!
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Damn, is it even a crime to steal from something this bad?
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Thought he looked familiar
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I think I solved the code.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Probably too subtle...
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
My favourite part of 80 Days is this screenshot. I grew up in Regina and it’s not inaccurate 🤣
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Don't forget they added another kid midway through the run so things didn't get stale...
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
And so the countdown begins…
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I was DMing D&D a few years ago and one of my players character got dissolved in a slime. He started rolling up a new character, and I told him "There's nothing in the rules that says a dissolved wizard can't adventure." Spent two weeks unsuccessfully trying to get him to play "Chum Bucket."
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
From my farm in Alberta, Canada.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Sent it to the fiancee 🤣
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Newsom is so glad the bible doesn't specifically mention homelessness. LOOPHOLE!
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Met him in 1995 after a show and I had no paper, nothing for him to sign, so I pulled out a $20 bill for him to sign and he thought I was giving it too him. Cool guy. Deaf as a post. XD
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I don't know... How would he look in a blonde wig?
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Not sure. SCOTUS sent us some guidelines on how to handle it...
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
An old photo of my cat Jackpot. "There's a party in my pants but I'm afraid the guest list is very exclusive."
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I freaked out my fiancee a while ago when I had her take a photo of one of our cat collars and showed her she was forever in the photo
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
This is 100% jay_will_float_too's vibe! I don't think they're on Bluesky to share though =/ www.instagram.com/jay_will_flo...
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
People think I got the power cause I got the rats. Nope, I got the power cause I’ll let the rats loose. They don’t understand that.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Buy them Disco Elysium and they get TWO cool jackets.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Sure you SAY that's your preference...but can I tempt you with a hot dog from Montreal's Bell Centre? XD
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The original for posterity.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
With all apologies to Mr. Nimoy...
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The original for posterity.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Simpsons can confirm.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Straight up, I think Nintendo owes @pftompkins.bsky.social some royalties.
This is Paul F. Tompkins. Canon.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I'm pretty sure if they whittle the staff down to one guy everything will sort itself out.
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This is what horses looked like before we domesticated them 5000 years ago. Deal with it.
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