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Herm

@herm.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, Phish fan

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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 15h
BMFS, like most of us, learned in kindergarten to keep his hands to himself Be like BMFS
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Posterdan @posterdan.bsky.social · 19h
If you were not aware, Sirius has an all Talking Heads station starting today for a limited time. Channel 145
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 19h
Thought the litigator might notice instructions started coming from someone who used to be a litigator. At minimum, they should’ve noticed they are dealing with someone sophisticated enough to call out nonsense good for no one except them. Nope. Still trying the same BS. Last chance bub
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Surprise this show has been about god and let’s all have a love in about god together for this last song of the night Kinda killed what was a great vibe for me
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The lights are about to go down so get your phones and get ready
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you want to be part of the light show download the app
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Red Clay Strays Face value $217 Got 2 for $135
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David Stray Ney @strayney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am at MSG for Gorillaz and an usher just told me that Phish NYE is in Miami this year 😔
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mom is finally in the right setting with the right care. After watching the evening care and meds tonight the sense of tension relief I felt in my head and body was incredible.
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Moved from C Wing to K Wing? Welcome! But she has no prescription medication on order here. The new admitting doctor will be back in a little while and will go over the meds and order as appropriate.
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh yeah sorry whoops we didn’t give her the painkiller this morning because of a mistake yesterday…
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does anyone have an apple tree for Don? He’s feeding raccoons with more on the way
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am the only person in the restaurant How do you mess up the order
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once again they issued a prescription that is wrong and once again without prior discussion They are either prescribing wrong on purpose or not considering at all the primary disease when prescribing
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rare moment of clarity “I don’t want to wake up.”
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In a brief moment of seeming lucidity she told me to leave her alone 🤣😩😭😢
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So storm was a dud?
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Deep breaths
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“I’m gonna go in” “Ok, where are you going?” “Just in” Ok
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“I like it when you’re nice to me” as the chorus is some profound song writing
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow very sophisticated scam Spoofed the number on the back of my debit card as caller and knew my name. Disconnected when I said “hmmm, I’m going to call you back”.
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jfc voicemail from medical student “we decided to stop a prn med…” Called back and luckily got them on phone - no don’t stop that she needs it for this symptom…. “oh ok right, so we won’t stop that” In fact, please note the chart *no prescription changes without prior discussion…
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Peyton Manning's C'mon Man Moment
ALT: Peyton Manning's C'mon Man Moment
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My aunt is so overbearing that if I call my uncle all he ever gets to say is hello before she completely takes over the conversation unless and until I firmly tell her to let him speak
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Puréed chicken a la king out of a mold 😋
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7̶ɯ0ᴚ9 @6r0m7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sandwich generationing is exhausting
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How it went: “Good idea. I’ll order it now.”
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It drives me mad that I’m going to say this to the doctors tomorrow and the response is going to be “oh yeah, good idea” but nothing I can do about it right now
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wifey said I should sleep in and she’ll take kid to 6am practice I must look like shit because that is a literal first out of what must be about 1000 of these
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My propaganda and your propaganda sitting by the fire
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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know how ever time period gets a shorthand name like "The Gilded Age" or "the Post-Cold War era"? I propose we call this Age of Assholes.
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You don’t say
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am a passenger on the struggle bus today
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Showed up 25 minutes before shift change and requested to talk to nurse Just want to know how she slept and if she was given any prn meds Nurse couldn’t be bothered and left
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Prince Harry’s teleprompter broke and he had to scamper off stage Lame
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today protestors blocked the road at the children’s hospital, causing ambulances to turn around and find another route in
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He died. It was a good long run.
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All of a sudden the whole neighborhood smells like decent weed growing. I wonder whose backyard.
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I already said I’m not responding to any further communication from him and so I won’t. But after he whined that I spelled his name wrong I really want to say that was his mother, not me.
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Months ago lawyer tried to collect a ‘debt’ that his client said was paid to a fraudster instead of the right party. Responded accordingly. Lawyer disappeared. Now collections. Responded accordingly. Frustrated collections agent said we’ll hear from his lawyer 😆
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ISO 2 tickets for both nights in Richmond
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New hospital roomie from Hell
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Practice one sport til 10pm and then another one 6am the next morning plus rigorous school schedule is a little much for kiddo but now he’s kind of stuck with it
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She’s absolutely lit up Tripping balls So that’s fun
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m thinking he feeds them
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Asked for social work on Saturday, again yesterday. Nada Reminded team lead of that this morning. She says coverage is thin in the weekend. Ok but now it’s Tuesday.
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She is admitted under internal medicine Sat here 9.5 hours today 4.5 hours ago sr resident came and said hi and that she would be back for rounds in an hour The End
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Palliative care resident is also a concert pianist and leader of a quartet with his name only on it. They will be playing the music of Radiohead in Quebec City on 11/13. $40 tickets almost sold out.
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Puppy playing dead
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I must be a delight to follow
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