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Herm

@herm.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, Phish fan

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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 7h
Don’t snort that shit
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 8h
“want him to follow me. Can you help?” They agreed they could. Creepy man was left astonished and who knows what else but that ended his following her around. Put a big smile on my face to hear about it
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 8h
Badass wife chronicles Today she had a creep following her around Walmart for a while. She stopped and smiled and engaged with him and had him follow her… to security, where she said “excuse me, this man has been following me for like 10-15 minutes. I want to leave your store now and don’t” 1/2
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 11h
🎶 You’re never gonna keep me down 🎶
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 14h
Woof
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 14h
No one tell the tariff making people
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 14h
Rove brand pens have arrived in Canada and for that I am grateful
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 14h
Momma needs a …. *used pair of shoes
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 14h
Oh please explain
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 15h
Just stick them in the microwave for 6 minutes on high. Good as new
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yay!! Congratulations 🎉
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Joey’s cat bit me once. That cat was an ass. Sorry that happened. Also, sounds like you need to go to the doctor and maybe need prophylactic antibiotics.
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I must’ve just passed a school where a super VIP’s kid goes. Very serious security detail. Conspicuous enough to threats but seemingly trying to lay low all at once.
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“There’s really nothing harder.” “Oh, don’t say that. If you want me to give you a list of things that are harder, I can.” “No thanks.”
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alex Cross series is fun
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What an asshole
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Give it time
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like on a toilet?
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone said we are living in the Age of Assholes
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤷‍♂️
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh well now you’re maga and it follows they want to kill you too
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone asked me to help get them katseye tickets and holy shit
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Deadhead111 @deadhead111.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still need one 10/7 over here for all you well ticketed folks. Don't make me drive 9 hrs to sit in the parking lot on N2 😂
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🔥
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah because you’re not very sick in the head
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s playing Russian roulette I hope he gets help before game over
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s terrible! But the guy at Deer Creek who puked on our stuff before a single note was worse
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I told you last week
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The biggest organ ever is what she said
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait Billie eilish has Halley’s Comet and Birds of a Feather?
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She’s a nice lady and I know it’s not easy to see a friend deteriorate but I am not sure what to do with it
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Msg from mom’s friend who I don’t know well: “It was very hard to see X like this today. She seems very frail! I can’t believe how much she’s suffered.” Ummm, sorry it was hard for you? Yes she’s frail and has suffered a lot. Thank you?
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stories?
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is horrible Sorry to you both and all friends and family
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is Fish thinking ‘hey! I’m the drummer!”
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let Trey drum
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Red tailed hawk? Fella was just flying next to me at ground level
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Red Riding Hood Big Bad Wolf Roodkapje
ALT: Red Riding Hood Big Bad Wolf Roodkapje
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy birthday! 🥳
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eh 😢
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You math eh
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t know when it happened tbh
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The youngest is a teen 😯
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Screenshots?
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Why do you want to go to a university homecoming!? You’re in grade 10.” “Well cuz when I’m there I’m a college freshman.” Uh oh
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing like leaving one hospital visit and immediately having to run to an ER at a different hospital for someone else
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think nowadays that’s a luxury few can really afford and many graduates and dropouts end up with problematic debt burdens and not great career prospects - really bad combo Can’t disagree on it being sad
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Herm @herm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BMFS, like most of us, learned in kindergarten to keep his hands to himself Be like BMFS
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Posterdan @posterdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you were not aware, Sirius has an all Talking Heads station starting today for a limited time. Channel 145
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