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Fascism came to America humping a flag and holding a Bible upside down.

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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly 💯
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Nofriendo Entertainment System @djtahoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If only we stop using AI, no matter how noble the cause, the Epstein Class will suffer. AI is a tool of/by/for the tech-bro oligarchs.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This shit sucks so much www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
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ChatGPT is adding real cartoonists’ signatures to fake New Yorker cartoons
OpenAI's chatbot isn't just imitating the magazine's style. It's also falsely attributing AI-generated images to real artists.
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HempForPresident @hempforpresident.bsky.social · 23h
Why are we not talking about how much trump's attacks on Canada are like the plot of Canadian Bacon??
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John Candy Smile
ALT: John Candy Smile
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HempForPresident @hempforpresident.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoever decided that short videos should just endlessly needs to go fuck themselves
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:
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HempForPresident @hempforpresident.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I never want to hear the phrase "liberal media" ever again. The fascist right now controls ALL MEDIA.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans.
Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
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Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
Kat
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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HempForPresident @hempforpresident.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This article should have stopped at: "Prosecutors also described a recliner where Hastert often sat in the locker room with a direct view of the stalls where the boys showered." Who the fuck actually cares about his career after all the details of him raping children!? apnews.com/article/denn...
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Dennis Hastert, longtime Republican House speaker who went to prison, dies at age 84
Hastert, who was speaker from 1999 until 2007 and spent more than a year in prison later in life, died Saturday of natural causes at his home while receiving hospice care, according to Kendall County ...
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HempForPresident @hempforpresident.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SNL needs to get Matthew McConaughey to play Jack Smith.
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NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre editors angry at MeToo @originalist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Truly incredible that this is how the media is choosing to eulogize the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House in US history, who was a serial sexual abuser of children. For all the talk about "deep state" plots to abuse children, no one even remembers this case.
From CBS News: "Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, who represented Illinois for two decades in Congress and was later jailed for violating banking laws, has died."
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HempForPresident @hempforpresident.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What the fuck is the matter with people!? Why are voters so easily fooled!? Why do people vote for obviously authoritarian shitbags!?!? We are truly cooked as a species. I just hope the next intelligence to rise out of our ashes does better. www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
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Bolsonaro favourite to win: What Brazil’s first round of elections tells us
Analysts say Flavio Bolsonaro is projected to win the run-off vote on October 25 and become Brazil's next president.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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HempForPresident @hempforpresident.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus Christ, Alito AND Thomas could retire and give trump FIVE SCOTUS picks total. We're permanently fucked. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Conservative US supreme court justice Samuel Alito hints at retirement in interview
Alito, 76, delivers comment in rare interview with CBS News scheduled to air on Monday
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
i can't wait for all my favorite media intellectual properties to finally be unified under one banner! i can't wait for the newly merged legal entity to shovel out dozens of contractually required fims every year! it's a true october miracle
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me and my friends can't wait for the Skydance merger. We're all excited to Paramount Plus And Chill with our friends. I lost my virginity to episode 8 of Dutton Ranch. The only thing keeping me alive is the prospect of a season 4 of Colin From Accounts.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 02/10/2026
How does Pete Hegseth deal with the fact that he's not winning the Iran War? By focusing on the next war, duh @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social
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karensue2.bsky.social @karensue2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Glenda @glenni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse.
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HempForPresident @hempforpresident.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is fucking stupidity at its finest. "Vaping destroyed my lungs and I can barely breathe, but I'm going to do it for 20 more years." Sorry, but you deserve it now. Now you deserve it. people.com/lola-young-s...
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Lola Young Says ‘Breathing Feels Like a Chore’ After Years of Vaping: ‘My Lungs Feel Battery Powered’
Lola Young shared in a TikTok video that she once dismissed a warning about vaping’s negative effects, but is now beginning to feel it after years of using vape pens. The singer said breathing is ‘har...
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HempForPresident @hempforpresident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How is it not nakedly obvious to every legal mind that this is open corruption!? It's literally a quid pro quo. In open air. Pay the money, get the access.
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Hellishchildren @hellishchildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Political cartoon by Jim Benton 
A casual party for adults, but everyone has extremely wide-open shocked unhappy expressions.
One man: I read this article and it said that, apparently, there was this time in US history when we didn't all stagger around in horrified disbelief.
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HempForPresident @hempforpresident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If capitalism has been taken over by enshittification, should we start calling it "Crapitalism"??
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are your feeds InfoWars ready? Tune in tonight on YouTube to make sure you are getting THE TRUTH.
Screenshot of a YouTube page featuring two videos. The first video shows two people making surprised expressions with the title 'Two Brits Try Authentic Southern Food And Kill Their Server Who Defamed Their King' from 'Arthur’s Explorations.' The second video is from 'InfoWars Presents ACS' with the logo visible at the bottom.This image shows a YouTube interface with a recommendation section titled "Because you watched InfoWars." It features a video thumbnail with plates of food and another thumbnail showing a group of three people wearing headphones in a recording setting. The channel name "BigAndGreedy" is visible.Screenshot of a YouTube interface showing a suggested video titled 'Ice Cold Whiskey PC Cooling System' by 'Rodney Sips.' The video thumbnail features a smiling person next to a computer with visible cooling components. Above, text states 'Because you watched InfoWars.'
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You really can’t make this shit up.
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HempForPresident @hempforpresident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look, I'm generally against the death penalty, but, if they're gonna do it, why not just use an insanely high dose of fentanyl?? Seems like that would be fairly peaceful and highly effective...
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Doug Lindner @douglindner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
America doesn’t have a polarization problem America has a right-wing extremism problem
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HempForPresident @hempforpresident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine if this were Joe Biden or Obama.
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HempForPresident @hempforpresident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The real takeaway here is that Republicans are fucking fascists. 80%+ approve of concentration camps, masked gestapo thugs in the streets, extradition to 3rd party countries, torture and murder.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathetic…..
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith defends his team of prosecutors: "I'm extremely proud to have worked with them, and the fact that they have been targeted illegally, lost their jobs illegally, and had their lives turned upside down by this Department of Justice is an outrage."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇
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spelman73.bsky.social @spelman73.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Total dirtbag” @ Eric Schmitt relies on fast-talking as cover for his gotcha moment, based on lies. He confused the ATL Hawks for the Iowa Hawkeyes, then got angry when he was busted in the hearing. Thanks Atty. Jack Smith & Sen. Klobuchar, for catching the lie & getting the truth into the record.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
extremely weird shit during the Jack Smith hearing -- Sen. Eric Schmitt's team briefly displays a poster board that Schmitt claims contains evidence Smith committed perjury, but then Schmitt's team takes it down before anybody can read it and refuses to show Smith what it says
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED......
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Odd, that Donald Trump has latched onto things being done/built to protect "national security" when Donald Trump, a man who is said to have sold *highly* classified documents, is currently the nation's biggest security threat.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paying expensive healthcare premiums but never using the insurance is a odd way to commit fraud.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Cadbury Screme Egg Enthusiast @thx3188.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
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Jay & Silent Bob: 15 Bucks Little Man Song
Alt: Jay & Silent Bob: 15 Bucks, Little Man, put that shit in my hand and if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe My Jungle Love oh wee oh wee oh
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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Jason SF @jboyce.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nobody talks about trans children more than Republicans
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