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No sorry that’s just Sprite and whipped cream, Sprite, and Sprite, all on a base of roast chicken

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If gretchen’s stunning coinage of “babyproofing” here doesn’t become regular critical jargon I’ll kms

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Oh I’m wrong it’s not roast chicken gravy it’s just roast chicken

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God I really need an infographic on all the Mikes and Bryan/Brians etc because I think I have tv-man blindness and I absolutely somehow believed this was by the White Lotus guy

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The three Flavors are whipped cream, roast chicken gravy, and Cold Can Of Sprite. All other flavors and all foods are simply combinations of or aspiring to achieve these three true Flavors.

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Oh my god they make everyone’s ass look spectacular! A baker dreams of making so many amazing cakes

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I need to sit for a while with the popular questions that come up when you google Tintin

People also ask
Is Tintin non-binary?
Is Tintin anti-communist?
Is Tintin 2 coming?
Is Tintin asexual?

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Shoutout to @fuggirls.bsky.social for using “hundred-thousandaire” like 15 years ago in a post about Chloe Sevigny selling her personal boots on ebay, thus lodging the term in my brain forever

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Here lies JD. He drew as many comics as he could. @lostcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

After much observation, I have concluded that the brunette hundred-thousandaire IVF moms of brownstone Brooklyn are all wearing ass-accentuating brown barrel-cut trousers with slightly shrunken royal blue sweaters

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Reposted by Helen Rosner

There are NOT machine-made clothes. If there were, your clothes would be made in the country you live in (where the customers are), or in China (where machines are cheap). They’re made in Bangladesh or India or Indonesia because that’s where the LABOUR is cheap. Your clothes are made by people.

Joyce Carol Oates says: “This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to
different consumers.“

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dozens of us walking around knowing every single verse to that song bc of this book

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

yes yes I’ve read Bellwether Rhapsody I just need more

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Girls don’t want boys girls want books that scratch precisely the same itch as the Westing Game

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The NEO public have never heard of the capital-R version thank god

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Platonically “into”! I am also married and maybe my husband follows you on Instagram!

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One of the weirdest things about being a slightly public-facing person is sometimes you’ll be doing a little light internet stalking of a very niche comedian you’ve recently been into and you’ll reach the ok is he married or what phase and then you’ll learn actually his wife follows you on instagram

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This sounds horrible and I’m so delighted by it

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bonnie Slotnick new face of prison abolition

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Eh. They all send press releases.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

AI critics: This is a theft machine for lazy turds with no imagination AI Stans: This is the greatest, most powerful tech in history. It is not a theft machine. There are no original thoughts anymore People Who Created AI: This is a theft machine for lazy turds with no imagination

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There’s a song about this I think

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MAKE SOME NEW GLORY DAYS WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP

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Just got a press release for a new bar that “pays homage to the glory days of NYC nightlife” and listen, I’m sure this bar is perfectly nice, but I’m losing my goddamn mind. I’m sick of remakes! I’m sick of homages! Stop building monuments to beauty instead of trying to build beauty itself!!!!

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I’m genuinely very angry about this!

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It’s IMPOSSIBLE to find old posts on here. I wasted like a half hour the other day trying to find one of my own posts from a couple years ago

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jfc @moderation.bsky.app it’s a goofy medical picture I drew for a toddler IT IS NOT SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE

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How would you handle it … actively

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It’s such a chill relaxed experience

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Bluesky why did you declare a drawing I made for a three-year-old to be adult content

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Hi! to both you and your new bb!

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