Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026and then I meet people on work trips (French wine importer) who insist the impacts of climate change are decades away (or still outright deny it exists) 021
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I don't need therapy, I just need to crush a zalto class with my thumb and pointer finger 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I am deeply deeply sad but I also feel so lucky to be one of SO many people who knew how special Dolly was and how good she wanted the world to be. 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 26/07/2026*marked safe from siren song in Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey* 010
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 20/07/2026look I know love island uk is stupid but frankly its kept me going this month and I am both relieved that it's almost over and devastated for when it's over. 130
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Imagine my surprise that love island UK still airs episodes on Friday and Sundays after I thought I was caught up 000
Reposted by Chlo$$$Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 05/07/2026History repeats itself - first as a 30 Rock bit, then as government policy 8713110
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I missed the culture awards live last night I’m not well 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE AND FROM NEWWWWW YORRRRRKKKKKK CONCRETE BUNGHOLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE UP 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026what’s crazy is wemby missing two free throws WAS on my bingo card 010
Reposted by Chlo$$$Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026if i were the knicks i would simply prevent the spurs from shooting threes 2444821
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Dying over McEnroe at the Knicks game. He was commentating at the French Open finals yesterday, so he must have gotten on the first flight out of Paris 🤣 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Today feels like a good day to share that one year for Christmas I got Backstreet Boys’ “Black & Blue” on cassette and the next day my Walkman broke and I feel like that’s very telling about that album. 000
Reposted by Chlo$$$rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/04/2026alright christian god i know we’ve had our quarrels but i am prepared to ‘go catholic’ if you make it happen for comedy effect today specifically. i won’t half ass it like i do with judaism either. i’ll wear the thing on my head and eat the crackers and shit 292030162
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 04/04/2026hey that movie sinners is fucking great, I hope everyone sees it!!!!!!!!! 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 01/04/2026to say the second season of Paradise jumped the shark…would be a massive fuckin understatement 100
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 22/03/2026what’s a girl gotta do to eat at club 33 for her 33rd birthday 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The planet has had enough of us and frankly I can’t say I blame her. 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Part of why Hulu canceling the Buffy reboot feels so personal is because SMG WANTED TO DO IT. she wanted to revisit the character on her own terms without the toxicity of the original show. There’s a 0% chance this decision wasn’t made by a man fully oblivious to how important this was. 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I’m starting to think that I’m….doing too much and my body is shutting down in an attempt to stop me from doing too much and not to push me to instead do more 🙂 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 03/03/2026all because *somebody* doesn't want to be held accountable for their financial and social crimes! (note: somebody can replaced with a US or middle eastern leader, pick your poison) 010
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Every day of my life I open up a calculator to ensure that 50x12 still equals 600 as if that number is going to change somehow 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 08/02/2026happy 25th birthday to this dumbass theme park. I miss the 2001 version of it every day (mainly the B&C burritos at maliburritos whenever they deigned to be open) (also the beach boys instrumentals in the area music) 000
Reposted by Chlo$$$Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/02/2026A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation: 150148318316
Reposted by Chlo$$$NurseQ AntiFascist: boycott big businesses @nursequixote.bsky.social · 04/02/2026 248290
Reposted by Chlo$$$donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything 252686791
Reposted by Chlo$$$Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 08/01/2026There are people who still don't understand that you can do everything right--you can do everything they tell you--and you will still be shot in the face. 2846061137
Reposted by Chlo$$$404 Media @404media.co · 07/01/2026NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality. Our latest:404media.coDHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a WomanAt least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality. 6839331628
Reposted by Chlo$$$Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 07/01/2026As another video of a brutal murder circulates freely on here, I remind you to turn off autoplay in your settings 🙏 646871
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 01/01/2026woke up remembering that it’s been 10 years this month since my best friend departed this earth and I am still so broken by grief 100
Reposted by Chlo$$$Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here 9886061273
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Okay but has YOUR wife ever twerked at you while singing “turtles in a half shell turtle power”???? Cc @justaconspiracy.bsky.social 010
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 19/12/2025And with inflation that $778 is getting you less than ever so how lovely is that? 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 19/12/2025The DOJ heard we were mad about the Pantone color of the year so they countered with “Pedophile Redacting Darkness” 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I have so many thoughts about social media and frankly the fucking silence from people I know in light of the tragedy at Bondi Beach and I KNOW that social media is a vacuum but it’s so clear to me that this is part of the problem with the discourse around Israel/Palestine. 100
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I accidentally got drunk half an hour before the trans siberian orchestra concert I’m seeing with my in laws ama 230
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 21/11/2025this is so incredible for a thousand and 12 reasons holy shit 😂 000
Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 19/11/2025people forget that the slogan “MAGA” is the abbreviated version. In its full form it’s “make America great again…for the few that it was historically great for” 000
