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Chlo$$$

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Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it’s giving the cult leader from boy meets world
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Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
and there’s that
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Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
happy 25th birthday to this dumbass theme park. I miss the 2001 version of it every day (mainly the B&C burritos at maliburritos whenever they deigned to be open) (also the beach boys instrumentals in the area music)
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Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
oh, mad men. sometimes you got it right.
a screen cap of Abe from Mad Men after he got stabbed and then interviewed by the police about who stabbed him and he refused to cooperate since they asked leading racist questions. In this screen cap, he's saying "This is a fucking police state and we're gonna have to fight, okay?"
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Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I’m not one to take things for granted but I don’t even know anymore if that’s how I was before grief or if that’s how I am because of it.
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Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
If I win the megamillions, there will be signs.
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Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
My perfect puppy, Chiweenie Quint who has one permanently floppy ear and one that sticks up.
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Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Screengrabs of a Michael Scott talking head from "The Office" of Michael famously saying, "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
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Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I went to check fitness badges I could still win and the fact that this was on the list is sending me. Yes, I guess that’s true, I could still complete my first tai chi workout.
a greyed out image of an incomplete Apple fitness badge for “first tai chi workout.” Chloe doesn’t know anything about tai chi, so the implication that she could still get that badge is true in theory but highly unlikely.
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Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Chlo$$$ @hellotwoforks.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
just thinking about how lucky I am to be married to this man! And for four years!
Chloe’s husband making a funny face in some funky lighting at a local tiki bar, they’re celebrating their fourth wedding anniversary!
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