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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
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[Top panel: the original tattoo.] "ANA"
[Bottom panel: the fresh tattoo.] "RYANAIR" [with a commercial airplane below it.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreigmpuzafpbj6pjrcboskhdkurvd2iqjs4kawea7aniknk6zsba6jq)
