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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026

George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening theonion.com/george-lucas-frantical…

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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 17/09/2026

me normally when a bad guy picks up a nail gun: oh fuck oh no run hero run me when a bad guy in Reacher picks up a nail gun: STOP YOU FOOL, YOU WILL GIVE HIM NAIL HANDS

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In many ways, the crunchwrap supreme is like origami

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 13/09/2026

The 4K feed of the Ohio State/Texas game just spit out a series of images that I can only describe as College Football Koyaanisqatsi

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Doctor Doctor reported me for news-seeking behavior

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Trey Gowdy’s always been a strange looking mf but press play for a jump scare if your anchor image for him is c 2018

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Air to Ground Message: IM HURT...YOU DONT CARE Area: Liberal, KS, USA Type: Boeing 767-400 A: #acf41f643d9 F: #f0285be1c16

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Mfw I don't have object permanence but I am beginning to and the object that is permanent is Matt Damon

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Alastair Coote @alastair.is · 29/07/2026

In the years since COVID I’ve become a radicalised NYC pedestrian. I’d support cameras on every intersection to ticket running reds and blocking crossings. Near misses at the hands of careless drivers are a daily occurrence

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I'M GLAD YOU LIKE THEM MARTHA

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/02/2026

i‘m using it for a column but i want to share here this line from lincoln on jefferson because it is applies to our situation as well. you can find it in his april 6, 1859 letter to henry l. pierce.

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HedBot @hedbot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Got a fundraising text from David Hog asking if I wanted to "see it" ???

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HedBot @hedbot.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Tattoo idea: I come to bury (in my tummy) Caesar (salad), not to praise him

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

The only truly effective form of self care is thinking about Stop Making Sense

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HedBot @hedbot.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Tappenzee Bridge? More like Tappen Zee OMNY

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

" The boyfriend" looks dead. The girls are finished. The spaghetti and meatballs swarm with flies. What happened here.

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HedBot @hedbot.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Finally, a pope from Beantown

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HedBot @hedbot.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Okay, but what about legionnaire's BENEFITS? Nobody talks about those, only the disease smdh

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HedBot @hedbot.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

You: the left will never succeed if all we think about is shibboleths Me: Mister Loba Loba

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HedBot @hedbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

That dumb AI basilisk, but it's for how many dumb balloons everyone bought that wasted our precious helium

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HedBot @hedbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

You all need to get your cats SquareMaxxing tomorrow if you wanna have any hope of catching up to the Gar-meister

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/04/2025

one of my tiktok followers made this

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HedBot @hedbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

The E train baby? Is that anything?

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HedBot @hedbot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

La Croix is the podcasts of beverages

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Look I'm sorry but we were already making Brian's Hat references and now it's RIGHT THERE

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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Hi guys it's Mr Beast and I have a few (still rough) videos slouching towards Bethlehem to be born - there's a gyre that's turning and turning and if the center can hold they get $100k. I also trained a falcon to not hear the falconer

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Hooting and hollering over Gordon treating Shelly like the absolute legend she is and Shelly sitting the cutest way anyone ever has

Gordon (David Lynch) and Shelly (Madchen Amick) enjoying a meal together at the Double R in TWIN PEAKS

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

They should let me bring an adult to doctor appointments in case I get shy midway through

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.

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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I have finally decided to speak up on Anora.

Two weeks ago Anora won best picture.

I've been sitting on this longer than that. I've been thinking about how posting this could not only destroy my life but ruin that of the people around me.

I cannot stay silent any more.

In the film, the main guy (I forget his name) plays video games with Anora sitting in his lap not once but two and maybe even three times.

I noticed it right away, but he very obviously isn't actually playing anything despite him not wanting to have sex with her because he's in the middle of a game. He's so bad at it that it looks like he hasn't even picked up a controller before.

It's 2025. There are talented actors / gamers everywhere. How are we still hiring non gamers to play gamers?

I am calling on the academy to rescind the Oscar for best picture. I am hoping we can, as a nation, recover from this.

God bless and game on.

-Ben

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I miss when I was watching THE SOPRANOS and my biggest problem was Phil Leotardo being alive entirely too long

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Me: It strains credulity that so many women both in and out of Twin Peaks want to sleep with James Hurley. He's maybe the fifth- or sixth-best-looking man on the show, and he has the personality of a pile of wood chips Therapist: So did you want to talk about your dead mom or

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

building a tiny amphitheatre, tiny chandelier and a phantom of the opera mask small enough to fit a beetle. you have all the context clues you need to ascertain the rest, i will not insult your intelligence by holding your hand through this flight of fancy. father always said you were the strong one

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HedBot @hedbot.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

What will she think of next??

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

RT if they should kiss

Albert and Truman from Twin Peaks being in love.

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

This is my ENDGAME

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/01/2025

AOC 🔥🔥🔥

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

AOC: I don’t care what Elon Musk is doing behind the presidential seal, but in this country we hate Nazis. Kind of like a foundational defining thing. Two of the foundational things about American history is that we beat the confederates and we beat the Nazis.

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jcc666 @jcc333.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

With AR soon women will be able to see potential partners' worst tweet yes, but also their worst *skeet*, thus dooming me to a yes-fault divorce

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