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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓

@healymartha.bsky.social
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Retired Irish-German-American lady who is sadly allergic to cats

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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 22h
*record scratch* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation… (reposted with alt text because this is an absolute treasure. Photo credit: Kevin Lohman @kevinlohman.bsky.social)
Professional photograph of a squirrel leaping down from a branch at a very startled-looking owl. The owl’s yellow eyes are wide as it looks over its shoulder up at the squirrel who clearly has zero regard for his own life, his mouth open as if shouting WITNESS ME, or potentially some sort of justification for this surprise attack, Inigo Montoya style. Whatever the Owl has to say in return is definitely in all caps. 

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California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 21h
“We didn’t labor in the wilderness to build a conservative party that was inclusive and welcoming … to see it taken over by a bunch of bigots,” Rove said. But you did, Karl. That's exactly what you did.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake. /end
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Space Witches, Esq. @popelizbet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
50/450 received
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#NotAllMen will appreciate this metaphor:
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Space Witches, Esq. @popelizbet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
like I do every year, I offer this poem of mine from @utopiascifi.bsky.social about Stanislav Petrov on his day. utopiasciencefiction.medium.com/thanks-to-st...
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Thanks to Stanislav Petrov for Fairy Tales about Birds by Elizabeth R. McClellan
February 2021 | Utopia Science Fiction Magazine
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Big "women laughing at salads" energy here
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RI DaSēr @sotreu.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Doing some "help me get through the weekend because I currently have only $6 in my account" fundraising. Goal is $100. 🍀💸💚 cash.app/$sotreu2 venmo.com/sotreu paypal.me/rikiam #HelpSky #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Training for one of those emaul jobs:
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New cat species discovered, immediately drops out of Ed Sheeran tour:
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 15/09/2026
Okay rich friends employed with companies that do employer matching: Please help me raise $7k to support @scarleteen.com's fall fundraiser. We're expecting 7 million visitors this year (up from 5 million!) in a climate where access to good sex ed, esp. for LGBTQIA+ young people, is dwindling.
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Scarleteen's Raising $7,000 to Celebrate 7 Million Visitors in 2026!
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bleppy and the Mlems
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
John Brown's body lies a-moulderin' in the grave John Brown's zombie heart is full of spite and hate John Brown's fingerbones are reachin' for your feet He'll drag you down to hell.
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm reposting from a place of hilarity (but do go back to the top of this thread for the MAGAcon analysis)
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Plese repost & share! Teachinge or studyinge *The Canterbury Tales* at the universitye level? Heere ys a free, open access, scholar-creatid resource: #OA #OER opencanterburytales.lsusites.org
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The Open Access Companion to the Canterbury Tales – The new way to learn about old books
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I read it, now you have to.
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey now, speaking as an Ohioan, that's pretty... ...pretty fair, I guess.
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🌼🌹💐🌷🌸
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
BREAKINGP:
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An American abroad squabbles with his ex, then sells his business and takes a road trip with his new best friend.
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Boobs over waist Sign of good taste Waist over boobs Y'all are such rubes bsky.app/profile/tame...
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wonder if this guy heard how every Flock camera has 2-3 pounds of copper and 1-2 grams of gold in it.
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A quick summary of the case as of February: allaboutlawyer.com/scofield-v-g... tl;dr: 'The court’s ruling made clear that presenting false factual claims as the product of “psychic intuition” does not shield a creator from defamation liability.'
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Scofield V. Guillard, The TikTok Psychic Ashley Lawsuit Explained
University of Idaho history professor Rebecca Scofield sued TikTok tarot card reader Ashley Guillard in federal court in December 2022. Scofield alleged that
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The Phantom Tollbooth Quotes @phantomtollbot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Five very tall, thin gentlemen regally dressed in silks and satins, plumed hats, and buckled shoes rushed up to the car, stopped short, mopped five brows, caught five breaths, unrolled five parchments, and began talking in turn. “Greetings!” “Salutations!” “Welcome!” “Good afternoon!” “Hello!”
Five very tall, thin gentlemen regally dressed in silks and satins, plumed hats, and buckled shoes. They’re standing on a cobbled street, with some vendor stalls visible in the background.
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sorry I don't have time to leash my dog before I speed to the store to ignore the shoplifters
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*EXTRA-SPITEFUL BOB DYLAN VOICE*: How does it feeeeeel? 🎶 To be on your own, 🎶 a complete unknown, 🎶 No catering cart home, 🎶 like a rolling stoooone 🎶
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This guy did the opposite of looksmaxxing
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Recording Angel looks at you somberly and makes a note in the Book of Everything That Happens.
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Breaking news:
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Please help if you can!
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Quote-skeet of the day:
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Ohio Capital Journal @ohiocapitaljournal.com · 31/07/2026
Nearly 3,000 acres of land in Ohio’s only national forest will be auctioned for fracking in September. The Bureau of Land Management announced 41 parcels totaling 2,840 acres in Wayne National Forest will go up for a bid on Sept. 15 ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/07/30/f...
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Federal government will put 2,840 acres of Ohio’s only national forest out to bid for fracking • Ohio Capital Journal
The Bureau of Land Management announced 41 parcels totaling 2,840 acres in Wayne National Forest will go up for a bid on Sept. 15.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/07/2026
Temminck's Lark ( Eremophila bilopha ) by Phil Gower, photographed in Morocco.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No, No, no. Look, are there lessons to learn from this debacle? Sure. Drone warfare, mag depth, etc. But the solution here is not 'yet more tactical excellence or tech.' It is 'the president asked the impossible of the military and they should have said so.' www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
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The War Is Lost. Now Fix What It Broke.
America has to rethink how it moves resources, fights wars, and deters adversaries.
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Space Witches, Esq. @popelizbet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the medical bills and lack of overtime have eaten my reserves away and I need $850 to pay the mortgage before it's reported late to the credit bureau (already paying a late fee). if you can #HelpSky paypal.me/popelizbet or cashapp $popelizbet #HelpFolksLive #UrgentNeed 💸 💕 💸 💕
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is it, this is the one, this is the tl;dr of the Stephen Miller diss thread
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
TRENDING: Jimothy cosplay
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Lev Mirov @thelionmachine.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The understaffing of the CDC is not the only issue here. Conditions like these are illegal but common in the agricultural industry especially projects as wide scale as Taylor Farms. As a Republican donor, Taylor Farms is unlikely to get dragged into worker abuse investigations... but they should be.
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Somebody should turn that waterfall off.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: finally my evil plan reachesss fruition Rowling: it'ss taken me yearss of careful planning but finally Rowling: finally!!! Rowling: finally we can defeat the sscourge of human rightsss
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Jimothy, Jimothy Why on earth are you ti-i-i-iny Jimothy, Jimothy Your syndrome's short and spinyyyyy
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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Please blow up the public comment (included below): BREAKING NEWS (7/15) — The administration wants to destroy Chaco Canyon without consulting Tribal Nations. It’s an irreplaceable historic & cultural site with 4,700 archeological sites that could be lost to the bulldozers of oil & gas development
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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They just opened a cowardly short 14-day public comment period. Make your voices heard. PLEASE. Link Below 🔗👇🏽 eplanning.blm.gov/Project-Home...
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BLM National NEPA Register
The Bureau of Land Management National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) Register allows you to review and comment on plans and project documents. Search by office, NEPA number, Project name, year, and ...
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Maybe it (the kitten outbreak) will happen today.
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MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There's a reason most coin portraits are in profile.
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Getting into dumbass avoidable wars to suck up to a draft dodger is penis. Listening to NatSec experts is vagina.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Either everyone's human rights are safe or no one's are. The problem with fascism is not that we're not the ones doing it, the problem with it is that it harms people and that is immoral, unethical, the foundational sin of this blood soaked nation.
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