Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Was just in a Starbucks queue with various Burton Albion players… some big slices there. 020
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Heaven looks good. Dorgu looks good when he’s not suspended. Encouraging-ish. 110
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Going out again. If I’m not careful I’ll develop a social life. 130
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 28/02/2025At Saino’s in Hazel Grove if anyone wants their face tap danced on @dockers.bsky.social 100
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Ricky Tomlinson testing out some early Royle Family catchphrases. 130
Reposted by HealoshJono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Literally the very next game away at Spurs we suffered an all timer decision with the Romero handball but these people have had their minds fucked by United over 20 years so just dishonestly refuse to accept reality. No point engaging sincerely as they argue in the worst possible faith 2111
Reposted by HealoshMark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 19/02/2025Once you realise that Clarkson looks exactly like what you would get if you skinned Mr Blobby it’s impossible to unsee. 14215
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 16/02/2025They’ve moved everything around in my Big Sainos and honestly, I want to burn the whole place down in protest. 140
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I have been working in Scotland for nearly a year and have only just discovered Buttery Singles (40p each from Tescos). Sensational scenes. 010
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 08/02/2025When you’re playing City at 12:15 but starring in the season premiere of The Only Way is Essex at 8. 010
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Is the Shaw injury from a reliable source? I initially presumed it was a wind up… 110
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 03/02/2025My mate said Rashford looks like me on Day 4 of Glastonbury… I reckon I look in better nick tbf. 3120
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I’m eating a lot of Holiday Inn breakfasts at the moment and let me tell you, an unholy amount of the general public remain fucking des-gus-tang eaters. 030
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Much as I typically can’t stand the sight of Luke Shaw, he’d make a great LWB if he can stay fit and keeps off the gravy and donuts. 530
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Big coat and sunnies day🥶☀️ The very best of winter days. Make good use. 020
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Manchester City don’t even deserve to win a throw-in wearing that fucking awful kit. 140
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025So much ‘This is what Elon Musk’s Nazi salutes taught me about B2B sales…’ on LinkedIn😬 020
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Take away the Glazer imposed debt and United are perfectly fine… with constant talk of losses, some people seem to be forgetting this. 171
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 15/01/2025If anyone fancies a good Stuart Hall story but didn’t get sight of this thread. 020
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 14/01/2025See the trouble with all of *this* (points towards football) is that City aren’t out of it. 210
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Me, an absolute Hector, on the train: Excuse me do you have headphones? Fellow commuter: I do indeed, yes. Me, an absolute Hector, on the train: Well do you mind using them then? **BLIND FURY***media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses is asking if he is the bad guyALT: a man wearing glasses is asking if he is the bad guy 480
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 12/01/2025If the entirety of my emotional spectrum wasn’t taken up by being bitter, spiteful and vitriolic towards Manchester City and Liverpool… I could get a real dislike for Arsenal going if I put my mind to it. 240
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 12/01/2025That’s the problem with binning VAR… you’re at the mercy of complete imbeciles like this ref. 250
Reposted by Healoshbadly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Getting a sense of "ah fuck it" from the Kiribatan Town Naming Committee 521943352
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Some of you aren’t watching the Royal Rumble from 1988 and honestly it really shows. 110
Reposted by HealoshShane @thistimesurely.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Really thought when we got rid of the Tory government, there was some light at the end of the tunnel. But I completely underestimated the depths the right-wing media would stoop to, in order to undermine the new regime. We really do live in the gutter now. The grubbiness is absolutely exhausting. 0122
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Christened the new working year with my new Paul Smith x United notebook, just to prove that I’m way more #ManU than you. 130
Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025The penalty inconsistencies and injustices are a reminder of why I spent most of last season absolutely furious. 020
Reposted by HealoshIain Macintosh @iainmacintosh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I think there are at least two kids, possibly three, at Craven Cottage today who have realised how close they are to the pitch side microphone and they are gradually upping the ante with their swears. I am wholly in support of their endeavours and I wish them the best of luck. 814111