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Healosh

@healosh.bsky.social
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✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🏃🏻 Greater Manchester

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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Was just in a Starbucks queue with various Burton Albion players… some big slices there.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Bruno took Roy Keane’s criticism personally
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Up the Zirkzee
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Heaven looks good. Dorgu looks good when he’s not suspended. Encouraging-ish.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I’m not sure what’s wrong with Gary Neville.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Shite🔴⚪️⚫️
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Going out again. If I’m not careful I’ll develop a social life.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
At Saino’s in Hazel Grove if anyone wants their face tap danced on @dockers.bsky.social
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Ricky Tomlinson testing out some early Royle Family catchphrases.
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Literally the very next game away at Spurs we suffered an all timer decision with the Romero handball but these people have had their minds fucked by United over 20 years so just dishonestly refuse to accept reality. No point engaging sincerely as they argue in the worst possible faith
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Mark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 19/02/2025
Once you realise that Clarkson looks exactly like what you would get if you skinned Mr Blobby it’s impossible to unsee.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
They’ve moved everything around in my Big Sainos and honestly, I want to burn the whole place down in protest.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
David Moyes looks like an unwrapped Egyptian mummy.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I have been working in Scotland for nearly a year and have only just discovered Buttery Singles (40p each from Tescos). Sensational scenes.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
When you’re playing City at 12:15 but starring in the season premiere of The Only Way is Essex at 8.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Slabhead scenes #YANITED 🔴⚪️⚫️
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Is the Shaw injury from a reliable source? I initially presumed it was a wind up…
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
My mate said Rashford looks like me on Day 4 of Glastonbury… I reckon I look in better nick tbf.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
How is Bernardo Silva not getting sent off there?
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I’m eating a lot of Holiday Inn breakfasts at the moment and let me tell you, an unholy amount of the general public remain fucking des-gus-tang eaters.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
United socials just as surprised as we are💥
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Much as I typically can’t stand the sight of Luke Shaw, he’d make a great LWB if he can stay fit and keeps off the gravy and donuts.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Watching United🔴⚪️⚫️ (sound on)
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Big coat and sunnies day🥶☀️ The very best of winter days. Make good use.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Would be a dog.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Manchester City don’t even deserve to win a throw-in wearing that fucking awful kit.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
So much ‘This is what Elon Musk’s Nazi salutes taught me about B2B sales…’ on LinkedIn😬
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Take away the Glazer imposed debt and United are perfectly fine… with constant talk of losses, some people seem to be forgetting this.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
🔴⚪️⚫️
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Snackers assemble
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
If anyone fancies a good Stuart Hall story but didn’t get sight of this thread.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
See the trouble with all of *this* (points towards football) is that City aren’t out of it.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Me, an absolute Hector, on the train: Excuse me do you have headphones? Fellow commuter: I do indeed, yes. Me, an absolute Hector, on the train: Well do you mind using them then? **BLIND FURY***
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a man wearing glasses is asking if he is the bad guy
ALT: a man wearing glasses is asking if he is the bad guy
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Some very solid visuals going around from today😍🔴⚪️⚫️
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
If the entirety of my emotional spectrum wasn’t taken up by being bitter, spiteful and vitriolic towards Manchester City and Liverpool… I could get a real dislike for Arsenal going if I put my mind to it.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Zirkzee has been good value here
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
That’s the problem with binning VAR… you’re at the mercy of complete imbeciles like this ref.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Nice little BBC1 montage there💪🏼 #UTFR 🔴⚪️⚫️
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Snow+Rocky
Rocky the Bulldog in the snow
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Getting a sense of "ah fuck it" from the Kiribatan Town Naming Committee
A map of the Kiribati island nation, showing place names London, Paris, Poland, and Banana.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Some of you aren’t watching the Royal Rumble from 1988 and honestly it really shows.
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Shane @thistimesurely.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Really thought when we got rid of the Tory government, there was some light at the end of the tunnel. But I completely underestimated the depths the right-wing media would stoop to, in order to undermine the new regime. We really do live in the gutter now. The grubbiness is absolutely exhausting.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Christened the new working year with my new Paul Smith x United notebook, just to prove that I’m way more #ManU than you.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Has it really been 13 years?🥰
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The penalty inconsistencies and injustices are a reminder of why I spent most of last season absolutely furious.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Would love to chop Peter Drury’s head off.
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Iain Macintosh @iainmacintosh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I think there are at least two kids, possibly three, at Craven Cottage today who have realised how close they are to the pitch side microphone and they are gradually upping the ante with their swears. I am wholly in support of their endeavours and I wish them the best of luck.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
#SK3SnowWatch ❄️🏃🏻
Snowy scenes out running in SK3
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