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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Byeee forever 6 stone. No I don't have a white bra that fits atm xo

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Someone said Marks and Spencers and I regret to inform you all they were right, and I'm now so old I'm shopping at M&S

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Hanging on by a thread and being saved by Last One Laughing

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

On my way into work a woman asked me if i had £3, I said no sorry I don't carry cash, and she just went BITCH in my face 😂 Never change, Manchester

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Daniel Carpenter @dancarpenter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

The Gorton and Denton result is fantastic for several reasons, but easily the funniest one is that the Tories got so few votes that they LOST THEIR DEPOSIT.

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I know I'm quite tall but all womens tops seem to be cropped these days and I'm running out of places to shop. Is this fashion now 😂

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

4 stone down in 6 months, literally didn't think it was possible with my PCOS...and I still get to eat mini eggs 🤯😂

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

If Onana had made a mistake like Lammens did last night, he'd have been a wreck and let about 5 in. But not our boy Senne 😎

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Sorry I'm late I BET HE'S SWEATING NOW etc etc, just pretend I was here the whole time

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

People who walk past my dogs and don't smile at them can fuck off

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Oliver. @northernpundit.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

There's no greater drain on resources than a useless billionaire that doesn't pay taxes but wants government handouts.

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Ah, great, Jim Ratcliffe isn't just a tosser but also a huge racist

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Match of the Day 4 weeks in a row!!!

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Just this, all the time

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I can't remember the last time I was warm enough. I'm so cold all the time

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

I see beating Arsenal isn't for everyone 🤷‍♀️

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Fucking QUEEN, fuck this noise

Catherine o Hara in Beetlejuice, playing an artsy fartsy yuppie arsehole

Catherine O Hara in Home Alone, playing a kind of yuppie mum whose heart is in the right place and would do anything for her kids and is the heart of the movie

Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas, played by Catherine O Hara, a headstrong yet vulnerable haunted doll pining for a guy who barely acknowledges her

Catherine o Hara as Moira, the out there clown character in Schitts Creek, absolute comedy gold, in this still she has arrived at her son's wedding dressed as the pope

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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

this scene lives rent-free in my head, and it's not even in like, her top 10. man. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVoj...

youtube.com

Schitt's Creek - Moira's Commercial

YouTube video by Schitt's Creek

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Abdohassan @abdohassan.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Hannah is the Green Party candidate for Gorton and Denton. She is also a plumber and dog rescuer🐕💪

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Northern trains are beyond incompetent. 5 trains cancelled so they send one train with two carriages to replace it 🤡

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Michael fucking Carrick 😍😍😍

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Why Don't YouTube? @whydontyoutube.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Didn't think I'd be so sad about Casemiro going 😂

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

🤩 a big eff off to anyone doubting him there

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Great to see Lucy & Yak getting absolute pelters on their social media posts. You can't build a brand around how 'inclusive' you are then remove the largest size. As much as I've loved wearing their clothes, I won't shop with them again now.

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Rick @filippoinzaghi.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

If I was Guardiola I would simply sign more players

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Need Burnley to pull off a mad one now

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Manchester United stay onside challenge

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Now I've had a few days to see how I'd react, can confirm microneedling is a 10/10 treatment No I wasn't numbed, so it didn't feel great, but my skin feels and looks amazing now 🥰

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I'm really struggling to get out of bed this winter. I don't think its depression or anything but the cold and dark is getting to me 🫠

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

There isn't a single person out there who loves Michael Carrick more than I do. Even his wife.

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Best thing I've seen in a long time

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

1) that is not how it starts 2) you got the words wrong

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Could never be mad at Welbeck. Oh well, less games to sit through 🥳

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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Reasons to stay on X, the child pornography site: 1. News. No point, mainly fake rwing algorithm driven/AI generated dross 2. "Holding the nazis to account " Would you carry on buying drinks in a nazi bar? 3. "I have friends there" Time to reconsider your friends & their choices 4. See 1-3

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

My toxic trait is complaining that my stomach hurts but convincing myself it has nothing to do with the 2 coffees and 1 matcha I had today

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