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I think that’s my favourite series ever of RATW. Absolutely delighted for the winners. The sheer diversity of landscapes, cultures, climates and challenges in this series was incredible. Just perfect television.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Spurs’ record at Stamford Bridge needs studying. It’s worse than Harald Hardrada. Anyway, congrats to Arsenal. No point quibbling about style - best team always wins the league.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Eerily similar to Spaun’s putt on the 72nd hole at Oakmont last year. Cannot believe Aaron Rai is going to win a major. Mad! What a putt!

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Really bad 6 days for the “dislodging a hair tie is violent conduct” crowd. How Gabriel has stayed on the pitch there I will never know.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Dragged myself out of bed at 5:45 to get a 5 mile walk in before starting work. Was annoyed last night but genuinely mad what a routine of decent sleep and gentle exercise a few days a week does for your state of mind. Beat Chelsea at the weekend though, eh?

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Just fantastic from Rory again. Historic again. Brilliant.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Saints exalted over Holy weekend

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I genuinely cannot say what I think about that referee and VAR without ending up in prison.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Absolutely reeks of afternoon pints today

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

A very happy Saint Patrick’s Day to all who celebrate

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Would love Âberg to get it done and obviously plenty of other Euro interest but can’t help but admire Cam Young - serious competitor

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Bubbling up nicely at Sawgrass

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

What a fucking weekend. United resurgent and everyone around us losing ground. Oh and I’m now 2 stone down in 9 weeks.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Dog walked, housework done, and another 5.5 miles under my belt. Feels like a lasagne in front of the football type evening.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Just did a Cunha celebration in Kelly’s face. Wedding in the balance.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Juiced to fuck ofc, like Pep would blush, but nearly 10kg down in 6 weeks - I call that Guinness o’clock

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Time to stick the golf on and check where Schef… oh ffs how does he keep playing crap and contending

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

What a comeback from Celtic. They’re still fighting for this title!

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

After some fairly extensive research I can confirm that Brazilian Portuguese is the coolest language

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Train to London this morning - delayed. Saw Granny, who’s on the way out. She’s comfortable but resigned. All trains out of Euston fucked. Shall we just stay in the Sheephaven then? Righto.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Seeing Nigel and the lads tonight. Buzzing.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Teams is down. The revolution is here.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Just finished this - enjoyable, incredibly detailed read on an Irish hero (no slander will be tolerated). What a bitter old cunt “Dev” was.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

This is Manchester United we are talking about 👍🏼

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Hope you’re all ready for 8 mins added on here

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Finished S2 of “A Thousand Blows” last night. The two series map quite well onto Liverpool last season and this season. Serious drop off.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Dry January week 3: making stock at 10pm on a Saturday. I used to be fun.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

People saying Diaz missed the penalty on purpose may be on to something, but wouldn’t it have been even funnier had he agreed with the Senegalese lads to miss it only to rifle it past Mendy into the top corner?

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Sidebar: I scored a Panenka in a penalty shootout semi final once. I was playing in goal. Kept the gloves on ofc

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Cannot believe he tried the panenka. What has just happened? Incredible. And justice served!

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Yesterday was an awakening for me. Maybe there is such a thing as cultural fit and yes… “DNA”… for football clubs. Amorim could learn from his OT experience and become a formidable coach. But maybe he was just never right for what United stands for.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Annoyed me that has. 3-0 is the least we deserve here.

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

How was that offside? Just never looked in front at all

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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Ake just allowed to shove Mbeumo in the back every aerial ball and nothing done

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