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Healosh

@healosh.bsky.social
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✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🏃🏻 Greater Manchester

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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Was just in a Starbucks queue with various Burton Albion players… some big slices there.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Bruno took Roy Keane’s criticism personally
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Average. You?
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Up the Zirkzee
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Heaven looks good. Dorgu looks good when he’s not suspended. Encouraging-ish.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
It’s like his brain is malfunctioning
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I’m not sure what’s wrong with Gary Neville.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Mad how many restraining orders you’ve had to take out on that crazy bitch.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Shite🔴⚪️⚫️
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
That’s the look I was going for
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Going out again. If I’m not careful I’ll develop a social life.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I’ll see you in the crisps aisle👊🏼
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
At Saino’s in Hazel Grove if anyone wants their face tap danced on @dockers.bsky.social
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Have you got a favourite equation? If push came to shove I’m going with 7x7=49.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Ricky Tomlinson testing out some early Royle Family catchphrases.
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Literally the very next game away at Spurs we suffered an all timer decision with the Romero handball but these people have had their minds fucked by United over 20 years so just dishonestly refuse to accept reality. No point engaging sincerely as they argue in the worst possible faith
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Mark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 19/02/2025
Once you realise that Clarkson looks exactly like what you would get if you skinned Mr Blobby it’s impossible to unsee.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I would freeze to death
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I don’t go to Morrisons so I don’t really say it.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
This is like alley and ginnel all over again.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Yer what? What do you call it?
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Everyone calls it Sainos around here, where it matters.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
They’ve moved everything around in my Big Sainos and honestly, I want to burn the whole place down in protest.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Are all your mates just out of shot?
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Not a bad podium 🥇🥈🥉
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Having an enormous head as a child is a sign of virility.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Yeah I remember there was different ages in the groups. Us big lads who bummed the littluns had just turned 11, I think.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
There was a time in my younger childhood years where I was approximately 50% head.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
It’s all in the genes
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Me in the Celtic away with my massive Fenian swede. Youngeh small and delicate in his England kit🤩😍
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
God Bless Bobby, all his soccer skills, and all his wonderful students 🤝🏼
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
David Moyes looks like an unwrapped Egyptian mummy.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Just home now but been at Edinburgh Zoo Holiday Inn the last three nights.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Let’s see inside
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I’m usually limited to the menu of the Holiday Inn
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I have been working in Scotland for nearly a year and have only just discovered Buttery Singles (40p each from Tescos). Sensational scenes.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
🤝🏼
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
When you’re playing City at 12:15 but starring in the season premiere of The Only Way is Essex at 8.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Slabhead scenes #YANITED 🔴⚪️⚫️
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Last name Teo
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Out again for another month after a few days of training. Allegedly.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Is the Shaw injury from a reliable source? I initially presumed it was a wind up…
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I know it’s only a couple of photos, but the context of it being shots signing for a new club after not being seen for a few weeks - and turning up looking like he’s been sleeping in a ditch - is not good at all.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
My mate said Rashford looks like me on Day 4 of Glastonbury… I reckon I look in better nick tbf.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I’m as zen as ever.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
How is Bernardo Silva not getting sent off there?
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I am the most thoughtful person you know Lauren, and don’t you forget it.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I’m eating a lot of Holiday Inn breakfasts at the moment and let me tell you, an unholy amount of the general public remain fucking des-gus-tang eaters.
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
And what a January that is. What were the highlights?
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Healosh @healosh.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
United socials just as surprised as we are💥
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