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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 14h

you can't draw conclusions from just one destroyed data center. that's far too small a sample size.

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I am constantly looking for new ways to give more of myself to the US economy

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

welcome back to work Mitch McConnell

a still from the movie Dead Silence. totally a living guy and not a human mannequin in a wheelchair.

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

a corollary to this is that Democrats only want to win in a specific way, even rejecting issues that outpoll ANY of their candidates it's unfair when scissors lose but they'll still play it every time, meanwhile Republicans are declaring that rock also beats paper now because fuck you that's why

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

automating my creative obligations so I have more time for spreadsheet

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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

NOTHING IS GONNA GET THAT OUT.

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

it took a while but we finally got a proper Chubby Rain movie (The Last House)

theater marquee advertising Kit Ramsey in Chubby Rain, from the movie Bowfinger

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

personal news: I have accepted a Harvard fellowship in geocentrism and phlogiston studies

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Betteridge-heads suffer massive defeat

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

it's so funny that people will forever write articles about this guy like he has a "philosophy" or "thoughts" -- he's an angry frightened child who has moods. oh is he skeptical? oh has he grown skeptical? get the fuck out of here

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

people who name fish: dull, unimaginative. it’s a bluefin because it has blue fins, it’s called a stonefish because it looks like a stone people who name birds: absolute perverts. that nondescript brown bird? why that’s a slut-crested dickwarbler if I’ve ever seen one

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

this is the voice of your GPS in hell

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

then stop fucking begging me for money. I've never been a member of your feckless party but I knocked doors to support Medicare for All and you have never fought the Republicans as hard as you've fought the left. you'll keep losing because you suck.

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

we may not always see eye to eye, but our shared love of war crimes brings us together and I think that's beautiful

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

[Jigsaw voice] Mr. Musk, this is your wake-up call. You spent a weekend feeding USAID into a metaphorical wood chipper.

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

there's no way a trillionaire doesn't consider the world their personal property

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I can’t wait for a retrospective on Reconstruction from someone who passed on historical opportunities to seek justice for war crimes and human rights violations. When the slavers go low, we go high.

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

doctors say I’m healthy enough to abolish the estate tax in the next six to ten hours

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

as an ambassador on this World Goth Day, I reaffirm the goth-juggalo solidarity compact for another year

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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Count 242 ah ah ah

Count from Sesame Street with lyrics from Headhunter by Front 242. “One, you lock the target Two, you bait the line Three, you slowly spread the net and four, you catch the man”

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

an Evil Dead movie that isn’t funny is just another possession movie. maybe it can be good but call it something else.

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Forbidden Solitaire is my favorite spooky solo card game since the Win95 castle deck. Solving puzzles and battling bosses with magical card tricks is a blast and even made me witness a sunrise. A lot of care went into the retro visual style, the vibes are fun, and the music is excellent. Buy it now.

an 8-bit graphic of a gray path up to a black castle against a darkening blue sky. there are clouds obscuring the moon and some bats flying overhead.

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

"They apprehended a shooter at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Kevin, d'you hear about this? Kash Patel was safe because he was already under the table."

Jay Leno telling a joke during the opening monologue for The Tonight Show

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

George U. U. D. D. L. R. L. R. B. A. Martin

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

do you think Star Trek has a guy whose job is just inventing new foreheads

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

heads of state are famously not responsible for any other people

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Kristi Noem to seek blanket pardon

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

call me Peggy Guggenheim the way I fw artists on Bandcamp Friday

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Steve Rudzinski @steverudzinski.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

CarousHELL 4 teaser trailer. Please consider supporting the kickstarter!!! #CarousHELL #horror #evildead #unicorn

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Whoops, I dropped my monster ski suit that I use for my magnum dong!

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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

median dem elite: 83 years old, fondly recalls calling cops on vietnam protestors in college. likes to remind people that israel is besieged on all sides by “the arabs.” median gop elite: 23 years old, got job because the veep liked their 4chan posts, 3rd son of food processing plant oligarch

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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

1. Mayo is the single most disgusting concoction ever devised. It serves no purpose. Sorry your food is dry, make it better next time. Even a sandwich cut with a knife that had once had mayo on it is instantly ruined

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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Democrats, whimpering: i-I-I don’t think we can get rid of ICE Republican, groping a child: Say goodbye to the Department of Education!

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 21/05/2024

"I brought you something from far away."

the Folgers sibling incest ad but the gift is the Lament Configuration from Hellraiser

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

RFK Jr erotic memoirs audiobook

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Hex Holliday @hazmatzombie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

extremely looking forward to the Oates of Christmas Yet to Come

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