iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 22/08/2026

Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Game writer: Glass_OnInteract I can’t do anything with that right now. I don’t need that. That isn’t useful right now. That doesn’t help me right now. That won’t be helpful. I can’t use that. That isn’t helpful to me right now.

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 9h

i'm so excited for larry

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 9h

I haven’t been able to play for months and I have so much DLC left.

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 14h

Spheres for the sphere bowl.

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It is extremely encouraging to know the Youngs understand Bookshop Girl is an erotic icon. Some things *are* eternal.

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Mike Straw | Insider-Gaming.com @mikestrawmedia.com · 29/09/2026

I keep seeing people throw out the term "Covid Correction" for the mass layoffs we continue to see in the games industry. We're beyond that. It's far beyond the mass hiring during Covid. It's mismanagement, poor trend chasing, cuts of departments to use AI (not as much but happening), etc.

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 15h

Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.

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Punished “Venom” Asphodel @asphodelles.bsky.social · 16h

“hear me out” nay, hold me back

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 16h

I wrote everything in Nether that wasn’t existing Books of Sorrow lore!

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 16h

I remember watching @mynameisbyf.bsky.social stream Heresy last year and he heard Eris do a real zinger in Nether and he yelled “HAZEL! WAS THAT YOU?!” and yes it was.

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Will Kirkby @chamonkee.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

A little adeptus mechanicus commission from a while back. I do love servo skulls! #40k #warhammer #art ##warhammerart #scifi #comics #adeptusmechanicus

A lady priest from the adeptus mechanicus pale faced and lack hair. With servo skull and mechadendrite.

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 16h

"How Hazel Monforton Made Me a Warhammer 40K Sicko” a @themoonis.gay and @adashtra.bsky.social story.

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 29/09/2026

Deadlines deadlines deadlines.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17h

Someone asked me to draw her happy, so here she is painting a Warhammer guy

Louise the Deer paints warhammer guy. There are bandages where her antlers used to be

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 19h

I think I can count on one hand the amount of men I’m friends with who are into warhammer 40k 😭

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 19h

Everyone I know into WH40k outside of my husband and his friends is a woman or nonbinary person 😭 lots and lots of trans women too! like come on dude

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 19h

Fun announcement next month!

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 20h

Explaining warhammer to me while warning me about the misogyny of its community is so fucking funny dude please keep going

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 20h

Oh god it's been driving around for OVER A YEAR

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 20h

Dude shut the fuck up you are literally on a thread about how women and POC are enjoying it.

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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026

We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs

Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.

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Hannah Flynn 🐀 @itshannahflynn.bsky.social · 23h

A rare place in an industry-leading writing team, for the right person 💚

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 21h

Found him. The biggest loser in Austin, Texas. He was driving a cybertruck with a license plate that said AI XPERT.

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Warhammer pipeline from casually curious to detrimentally obsessed is REAL and can HURT YOU

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 29/09/2026

Philip J. Fry, his eyes squinting.

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 11/02/2026

warhammer 40,000: rogue trader (2023)

Ulfar, Marazhai, Argenta, and Heinrix all in the "murder is okay" square of that meme

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 29/09/2026

Junie you are descended from wolves.

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it's nate! @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet

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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 29/09/2026

performance enhancing pugs

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 08/11/2025

Enjoying the only walkable neighborhood in Texas. The Renaissance Faire.

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C. L. Polk @clpolk.com · 28/09/2026

Today is my birthday! Please buy my books, I'm so broke

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 01/05/2026

Still the funniest scene in Star Wars.

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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

Aesop's The Cock and the Jewel. Ink and gouache on Fabriano Medioevalis, 132 x 85 mm.

'A Cock, scratching the ground for something to eat, turned up a Jewel that had by chance been dropped there. “Ho!” said he, “a fine thing you are, no doubt, and, had your owner found you, great would his joy have been. But for me, give me a single grain of corn before all the jewels in the world.” '

Aesop’s Fables, translated by V.S. Vernon Jones (1912)

Silhouette illustration in black ink of a rooster looking upon a jewel glittering in the grass. The rooster's comb and wattle are painted in red gouache.

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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart

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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 28/09/2026

Almost finished with two personal projects!

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