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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻

@hayeselaw.com
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Canadian lawyer and arbitrator specializing in technology, privacy, e-commerce and IP. Golf, travel, art, music, culture. Usually found in Toronto or Athens, Greece. www.hayeselaw.com I welcome civil differences of opinion, arseholes I immediately block.

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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Liberals🇨🇦🇺🇦 @saynotobs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The facts 👇
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 30/09/2026
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REMIND ME TO NEVER FUCK WITH CANADA
He brought a sledgehammer. They brought a scalpel and a map of his own marginal seats. Guess who’s bleeding.
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Stephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Siri, show me the deliberate destruction of eight decades of American-led international diplomacy and cooperation in one photograph:
Screenshot of a September 28, 2026, post on ex-Twitter by right-wing foreign policy analyst, professor, author and former Trump Department of Defense senior policy adviser Matthew Koenig, showing the lobby of the US State Department adorned with 200 American flags:

“The US State Department lobby used to display the flags of the roughly 200 countries with which the US maintains diplomatic relations. Now, it displays 200 American flags, to remind State Department employees who they work for.”
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 27/09/2026
This story is from 2021. Nothing has changed. Nothing will change. If anything, wealth inequality has become much worse.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville, we found the furries, they’re at Mar-a-Lago.
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 26/09/2026
It occurs to me that the arrogant assholes who promote the “law of the jungle” view of international relations (might makes right, to the victor go the spoils, etc.) would not last an hour in a real jungle.
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 26/09/2026
Modern China is not communist. Like Russia, it’s an authoritarian single party state that operates a tightly controlled capitalist system. Many people get rich if they are friends of the ruling party - that isn’t communism. There has never been a true communist state in the world.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a very confusing post from the Flat Earth Society. 🥴
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Jade Helm Recruit 🇨🇦 @jadehelm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It's only difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid." ~Philippe Geluck
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 24/09/2026
DOJ HR: So these are promising candidates. Miller: Any Nazis? DOJ HR: As a matter of fact there’s this one….. Patel: That’s who we are looking for! Offer him double the usual salary…..
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 22/09/2026
I am disappointed there aren’t more video cuts to the aghast UN delegates whose jaws are dropping at this utter monstrosity.
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 22/09/2026
Unnecessary and childish re-naming of things that are totally beyond your control is definitely not a sign of super-intelligence.
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gulf states realigning as Chinese clients would be... pretty pretty bad.
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 17/09/2026
OMG, I urge everyone to take a few moments and read the transcript of PM Carney’s brilliant speech to the EU Parliament today. The partial clips posted online do not do it justice. 🇨🇦💪 www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/spee...
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Prime Minister Carney delivers an address to the European Parliament
Thank you for granting me the honour of addressing you all at the beginning of this decisive session.
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is time to move the UN General Assembly from New York to Ottawa. Safer, better, prettier.
This image shows Parliament Hill in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, as seen from across the Ottawa River near Major's Hill Park.
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 16/09/2026
Absolutely the most ignorant imbecile ever elected to high office anywhere.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the rallying cry of soon to be divorced men everywhere
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trump today: the idea that “Robots will be marching into our cities” is a wild hoax Trump last week: posts multiple images of himself leading robots marching into cities
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 14/09/2026
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AUSSIE RETIREMENT MONEY IS FLYING TO FUCKING TORONTO. MEANWHILE TRUMP'S GOONS TOLD: FIND OUT HOW THE FUCK?
On Monday, the people who manage our retirement get on a plane to hand Mark Carney up to ten billion dollars. The two fools who spent August calling him a liar were ordered by their boss to study why!
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 12/09/2026
I think his manic insecurity is because he was counting on Musk (and others?) rigging the election like he did in 2024 by making “adjustments” to votes in crucial states, and he’s now being told that vulnerable states may have tightened things up and it might not work this time. As a result, PANIC!
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 12/09/2026
Hmmm, sounds like COMMUNISM to me….
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 12/09/2026
Keep it up, Nutlick. You can’t intimidate us. It just hardens our resolve. 🇨🇦
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Literally
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 11/09/2026
Come on #nytimes. How can “dickhead” not be a word for Spelling Bee?
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is this guy for real now???!! 😡 His demented boss post all sorts of crazy stuff on an hourly basis about literally anything and everything, and somehow Canada is unhinged? Definitely behaving like the abusive husband.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why do people only supposedly get the $5,000 if Republicans win in November? Republicans control everything and have for 2 years. Why didn’t they do it before? Why don’t they come back into session tomorrow and pass it right now? Because it’s all a lie, like everything else.
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 09/09/2026
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 06/09/2026
Shemp
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's why North Korea is the richest country in the world.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jim Stewartson: This is actual psychosis.

He learned several months ago that dumb has a B when he told someone his brilliant idea for “dumocrats.” This left him a severe narcissistic injury. So he has constructed, through sheer repetition, an alternate reality where “most people don’t know.”
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 02/09/2026
Also, it's unfair that the police keep asking me why I creep about at night with a crowbar and bag labelled "swag".
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 31/08/2026
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Every bit of this 👇
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/08/2026
Trump conceding an election loss is classified as a purely theoretical event, like cold fusion or Melania holding his hand.
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 26/08/2026
Millions of people worldwide asked a deity for a certain 80 year old to die. 80 y.o. Dolly Parton died - millions said “not her, she’s not who I meant!” Later the same day, 80 y.o. Tim Curry died - millions said, “Right gender, but not that close!” Not sure the deity is paying close attention here
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 23/08/2026
I have theory about Jivani’s involvement in the latest negotiation collapse. Vance said Jivani has been “very helpful”. I think the US negotiators were looking for a “no win” strategy. It’s possible Jivani advised them to include the French language reduction as a poison pill that Canada could /2
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Deb Chachra @debcha.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This explainer out of Australia is genuinely useful background and analysis of what happened with the Canada-US trade deal last night. Note that it is extremely and delightfully sweary. Also there’s an appended glossary of Australian slang. ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
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KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
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Bill Comeau 🇨🇦 @bill-comeau.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mark Carney on the collapse of the trade negotiations: "last-minute changes in the U.S. proposed terms were unfair, uneconomic, and called into question the reliability of any deal." My POV: this bait switch was always Trump's and Lutnick's plan. As I said before, Trump is not trustworthy.
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 22/08/2026
Exactly! And threaten to sell off our US Treasuries. And sign the deal on the Swedish jets. Etc, etc.
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 22/08/2026
He’s going to send the military to intervene in the bond markets? Is this the stupidest public statement ever made by a US president? Can anyone suggest another one that comes close?
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Tony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Right now a Pentagon 20-something is writing a memo about geolocating potential bond purchasers and the logistics of marshalling a drone swarm to go after them all.
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 22/08/2026
Incredible gift for Canada. We welcome and value highly educated immigrants. 🇨🇦
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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 22/08/2026
Let’s hope that the Canadian federal government is smart enough to not use tariffs (a tax on Canadians) to retaliate, but instead puts export levies (a tax on Americans) on what the US needs from us - oil, gas, electricity, critical minerals, etc.
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