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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 14/08/2026

For some reason, ordinary Americans no longer believe the billionaires publicly pretending the economy is actually doing great.

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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 09/07/2026

I would advise Soccer Canada to recruit way more sheep.

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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 26/05/2026

History always repeats, but with a different voice.

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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 29/03/2026

How much madness can you cram into one paragraph? Pitbull puppies cloned in Korea? 15 year old pushed into burglary to buy false leg for a horse? Felon flees UK for Tennessee? Mormon abducted to be sex slave? This one has it all.

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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 22/03/2026

Little Donnie, can you point out on this map of the world who hurt you to make you act like this?

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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 21/03/2026

The latest insane power flex from the Mad King. “Open the Strait that I closed with my stupid war on Iran or I’ll take over Greenland”.

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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 24/01/2026

Certified as historically accurate.

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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 24/01/2026

Captain Bone Spurs is an expert at avoiding the front lines.

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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻 @hayeselaw.com · 27/05/2025

Not a single word of this is true, but insane statements like this sure make the job of the new US ambassador to Canada difficult, especially since just last week he told Canadians it was time to move on from Trump’s 51st state talk and start buying US products again. Not happening. #ElbowsUp