hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Ooh i don't think ive seen that clip. Might need a youtube. 000
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I know I'm #old, but my kid's friend just asked me if we had flavor in the olden days. Wow. 110
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Turns out time flies whether or not fun is involved. It might be that time is a plane and I'm in economy class 000
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Its always why didn't she leave and hardly ever why doesn't he stop using violence #itsnotok 0151
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026School holidays expose me to conversations i don't normally get to hear. Currently there are three 7 year olds are at the table discussing which is scarier, spiders or eating poopsicles. 000
Reposted by hysterical hobbitDavid Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 20/04/2026yes we've all been frothing with the coup, meanwhile Mani Dunlop is out here reporting on this fuckery and what it means. www.teaonews.co.nz/2026/04/20/a...teaonews.co.nzANALYSIS: Government set to reduce Treaty in legislation to lowest possible standard - what it meansSweeping changes to Treaty clauses across 23 laws could lower te Tiriti to its weakest legal standard, reshaping how it influences decisions in health, environment and beyond. 413460
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I remember when you used to be able to drive a tractor up the steps of parliament. Whats a little door knocking? We used to be a country.... #nzpol 070
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Why does paying for my kids swimming class need two step authentication? Like if someone else wants to pay for them to learn how to not drown, let em 110
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 30/04/2026His comments to the media are so gross. She is being held without charge and there should be outcry. Don't make us get Dave Dobbyn to write his next worse song for the cause 050
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Why are office kitchens like the matrix? There are no spoons 100
Reposted by hysterical hobbitGrant Jacobs BioinfoTools/NotJustDNA 🔬🧬🖥️✍️📚🇳🇿 @notjustdna.bsky.social · 11/03/2026#NZpol Iran war: Ministers to meet amidst report South Korea could halve NZ fuel supply - “South Korea provides about half (47%) of New Zealand’s refined fuel following the closure of the Marsden Point refinery.”* - subscription only for nowthepost.co.nzGovernment closely monitoring reports South Korea could cut off half our fuelNew fuel security group to meet for first time tonight amidst reports the source of 47% of our fuel could stop sending it. 7124
Reposted by hysterical hobbitLiving Streets Aotearoa @livingstreetsnz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Scrapping the Clean Vehicle Standard would significantly worsen air pollution. "RNZ has learned that a targeted consultation carried out for that review has just ended, which included asking submitters whether the standard should be 'abolished'."rnz.co.nzGovernment considering scrapping entire clean car standardAn EV advocate says if the proposal goes ahead, Kiwis will be sold "the high-emitting leftovers" that manufacturers can no longer sell in Australia. 2125
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Y'know how the news always has captions with people's names and job? I want that for British drama. Idk who the fuxk this is, I'm 4 episodes in and he could be the lead in a new hat or a brand new guy. 000
Reposted by hysterical hobbitCraig Renney @clrenney.bsky.social · 25/02/2026#nzpol Child poverty data from Stats NZ out today. All political parties except Act agreed to the Child Poverty Reduction Act 2018, creating legally mandated targets for child poverty reduction. Right now, we are missing even the looser targets the government has set. A 🧵 29451
Reposted by hysterical hobbitTeanau Tuiono @teanau.bsky.social · 26/02/2026This is not a routine border security arrangement. The EBSP would go far beyond existing information-sharing. It would enable automated, bulk matching against New Zealand databases by US agencies. 17316
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026This is not the way I want to engage with politics, but signing submissions when I have little energy for other things feels like something at least #nzpol action.greens.org.nz/emergency_ma...action.greens.org.nzEmergency Management Subs 020
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 24/01/2026More petitions cos there's more BS #nzpol greenpeace.nz/381g20greenpeace.nzBan Seabed MiningJoin us in calling for a ban on seabed mining before it's too late! 032
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Hi there, we're just at the gate, but looks locked up. Don't want to bother you if the timing doesn't work 000
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Oh thank you for the reminder, yes, keen, would i be able to pick up over the weekend? 100
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Add your name. #fightback at every turn (even though I'm tired and would like a nap #nzpol greenpeace.nz/stop-the-fas...greenpeace.nzSign the Fast Track Wrong Track open letterAn open letter of warning to any company using the fast track approvals process to dodge laws designed to protect people and nature. 085
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025We're trying to start a little garden in west aucks, if its still available and not too far away, we'd be keen 200
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Did you ever find someone to take you up.on this generous offer? 100
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 14/12/202512 dead at Bondi Beach. Horrible. In Nz we have a breakfast tv interview w/Jewish council rep Juliet Moses. In a 5min interview, she manages to blame free Palestine protests and even Chloe Swarbrick. Honor those lost. Care for the families, don't use their names to justify occupation #nzpol 1171
Reposted by hysterical hobbitFrank @fmacskasy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Hayden Donnell - a very insighful journalist. One of the best we have in Aotearoa. 111
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 01/12/2025The spinoff have great writers that cut through the spin quickly and with good humor. Another example of short term thinking to win votes vs actually getting shit done #nzpol thespinoff.co.nz/politics/10-...thespinoff.co.nzRates rises are due to people voting against rates risesBuckle up, it’s time to ignore our crumbling infrastructure for another generation.<br /> 174
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I can't understand how this didn't get more traction? Minister in bed with oil companies known for ripping off nz and its yesterday's news. He should resign, right? #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...rnz.co.nzHow the oil and gas industry helped rewrite New Zealand’s drilling rulesA paper trail shows just how far ministers went to accommodate the industry's wishlist, including giving it access to draft laws. 33719
Reposted by hysterical hobbitWHO @who.int · 19/11/2025New data show that violence against women remains a global public health crisis. The new Violence Against Women estimates provides the most comprehensive picture yet of intimate partner and non-partner sexual violence bit.ly/3K4vCV9 #EndViolence #NoExcuse #16Day 19846
Reposted by hysterical hobbitChris Lang @reddmonitor.bsky.social · 16/11/2025The third in Jutta Kill and Simon Counsell's series "Crooked Carbon Business" looks into the Katingan REDD project in Indonesia. Buyers of carbon credits from the project include Shell, VW, Tokyo Gas, PetroChina, Delta Airlines, TotalEnergies, and Boeing. reddmonitor.substack.com/p/crooked-ca...reddmonitor.substack.comCrooked carbon business: Katingan Peatland Restoration and Conservation project, IndonesiaShell has bought millions of carbon credits from this project in order to claim that fossil fuels are “carbon neutral”. 075
Reposted by hysterical hobbitMatt @mattthetechie.bsky.social · 31/10/2025www.nzherald.co.nz/kahu/time-10... What an achievement #nzpol #toitutetiriti #globalpolnzherald.co.nz'Shook the world': NZ's youngest MP collects Time magazine award in New YorkTime magazine considers our youngest MP one of the world's most influential rising stars 16012
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 30/10/2025#Petitions Gah I wish these things made more of a difference!! petitions.parliament.nz/212f27b2-98f...petitions.parliament.nzPetitions are addressed to the House of Representatives and ask that the House do something about a policy or law, or put right a local or private concern. 010
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 30/10/2025More petitions. #climateactionnow c.org/bRCmZ7CF5rc.orgSign the PetitionInclude Cruise Ship Emissions in Global Carbon Accounting 010
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 30/10/2025A #poem of mine is up on newsroom which is quite a coup for someone who is notoriously anti news and rooms newsroom.co.nz/2025/08/31/t...newsroom.co.nzThe Sunday Poem, by Hayden PykeLines on a flat tyre and a general sense of things falling 151
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Her book was such an eye opening experience for me as a kid from the other side of the world. What a life! Rest easy #Assata www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comAssata Shakur, black Liberation activist exiled in Cuba, dies at 78She fled to Cuba after being convicted in the killing of a police officer but denied the shooting. 010
Reposted by hysterical hobbitsamuel mehr @mehr.nz · 18/09/2025Luxon himself handed me the Prime Minister's science prize last year. Let me say this in plain English: he's an idiot for running a govt who budgeted more for AI than for the Marsden fund. any journo reading this can quote me on it #nzpol 5351112
Reposted by hysterical hobbitSouth Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 15/09/2025 2184
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Thank you for coming to my TED talk #nzpol #freePalestine #neolibdeeznuts #fucktommy 020
Reposted by hysterical hobbitChris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 14/09/2025After learning that these guys have NEVER won before I have done a thing. #boty 48031
Reposted by hysterical hobbitNinjaKitty 忍者キティ🥷🐈⬛ @ninjakitty.bsky.social · 08/09/2025What fucks me off the most about the Tom Phillips situation is that there are men out there who think its their god-given right to have everything go their way & when it doesn’t, they do whatever the fuck they want. This is NOT uncommon behaviour in New Zealand. 1628941
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 08/09/2025I never understand why no one asks why the court might want custody to go to mum/someone else? Maybe cos her care would be safer than Outward Bound from Temu. But nah it's all his wishes never the kids welfare 0101
Reposted by hysterical hobbitFoxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 01/09/2025How to Deny Entitlements and Make Homeless People #NZPol 13911
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 01/09/2025It's crazy at #Auckland hospital. I know so many stafff that forgo bathroom and meal breaks to help patients. There's a blackout on training at the moment meaning staff aren't able to get to education days easily. It's all bad and needs structural change rather than relying on superhero efforts 111
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Really good read from #rnz on tik tok and algorithms. Both reassuring when we're fed those alarmist narratives and still scary. www.rnz.co.nz/programmes/i...rnz.co.nzFour phones, three weeks: Everything we saw on teen TikTokWe set up four brand-new social media accounts with teenage personas. Then we scrolled. 010
hysterical hobbit @haydenp.bsky.social · 31/08/2025The wonderful crowd at Newsroom put one of my #poems up in their Reading room section plus a pic of my very handsome dog (disclaimer I am also in the photo) newsroom.co.nz/2025/08/31/t...newsroom.co.nzThe Sunday Poem, by Hayden PykeLines on a flat tyre and a general sense of things falling 020