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Haxolotl 🌻

@haxo1ot1.bsky.social
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Chaotic good security analyst | CTI & OSINT | Wanna be threat hunter | They/them

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 06/11/2025
Security means different things for different people. Check out our surveillance self-defense guides for protesters, researchers, LGBTQ youth, human rights defenders, and more. ssd.eff.org/module-cate...
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Kpop Demon Hunters has taken over the household, but the kids were not impressed to learn that back in the day I had a Kpop phase too, which we then realized is probably considered oldies now.
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Attempting to grow out my hair while actively applying for jobs like
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a cartoon character sits on a bus with an emergency exit sign behind him
Alt: Scene from The Simpsons with Ralph Wiggum on the bus chuckling and the caption "haha I'm in danger."
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Couldn't connect to a server remotely so I had to go onsite which involved crossing a beach in a storm. They didn't warn me that vulnerability management might involve getting hit by waves and showing up soaked and covered in sand. #jobperks
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Paul Lieberman @paullieberman.org · 18/10/2025
You might like this sign my friend made.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
There was an incredible turnout across small-town USA! Many events weren’t even on our radar. Our coalition initially tracked around 3,000 events, but the number has now surged past 4,000 and counting.
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I have a bit of free time, I can finally relax. OR...I can dive in and start getting into malware analysis.
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a woman sitting on a bed with the words i can t make big decisions under pressure
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I'm a former art major, turned cyber security grad. A while ago I applied for a cybersecurity role at one of my favorite animation studios. Now, one of the cybersecurity teams that I would love to join has a job posting for an animator.
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a man with glasses says we ll cross the streams
Alt: Scene from Ghostbusters with the caption "we'll cross the streams"
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
"Time to lock in", I think to myself as I sit down with my laptop, ready to study. But then the notification for the VOD of Critical Role's new campaign appears and de-rails everything.
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Not only does my town offer fencing lessons and mounted archery lessons, but I just learned there's a local blacksmith guild that teaches traditional and modern smithing styles! I'm going to need a second job just to be able to afford my hobbies.
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Hacker & Security News @hacker.at.thenote.app · 03/10/2025
CISA furlough sparks fears. The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has furloughed most of its staff due to the government shutdown. The U.S. Air Force is investigating a breach impacting its SharePoint systems. Google has issued a warning about a large-scale… #hackernews #news
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CISA furlough sparks fears.
The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has furloughed most of its staff due to the government shutdown. The U.S. Air Force is investigating a breach impacting its SharePoint systems. Google has issued a warning about a large-scale extortion campaign targeting executives, potentially using leaked Oracle data. Android users are at risk as researchers discovered spyware disguised as popular messaging applications. An extortion group claims to have compromised Red Hat's private GitHub repositories, which Red Hat has confirmed as a security incident. A ransomware attack has affected a software provider for recreational vehicle and power sport dealers, impacting many customers. The Patchwork APT group is using a new PowerShell loader that employs scheduled tasks for persistence. A U.S. Senator is advocating for proactive preparation for a post-quantum future. Cynthia Kaiser, a former FBI official and ransomware expert, provided insights into the impact of the government shutdown. Finally, a Malaysian man has pleaded guilty to supporting a substantial cryptocurrency fraud.
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 03/10/2025
On October 3rd...
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Day 1 of shutdown and my plan to recover from the last 9 months of burnout has already been sabotaged by my realization that I now have time to catch up on all the online courses and projects I've been neglecting.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Tired: starving yourself to fit western beauty standards Wired: getting shredded Inspired: getting shredded to bash the fash
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Since when did OSCP require renewal? I didn't realize it could expire and don't even want to think about how costly it is to maintain.
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Bad news: rumors of layoffs moving forward at work Good news: just came across a job posting for a team I'd really love to join
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a close up of a man 's face with the words `` let 's keep a little optimism here . ''
Alt: a close up of a Han Solo 's face with the words ``let 's keep a little optimism here .''
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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
ICE needs to be stopped, but exposing them, and any businesses that enable/facilitate them, is a good step in the meantime.
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Rob Rothwell @rothwell.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Listen up people, @pancakescon.com is on right now!! Head to pancakescon.com/2025-confere... to join the fun. #cyber #infosec #conference #pancakes
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PancakesCon 6 stream links are as follows, and ComfyCon will be cross-streamed for the 8 hours prior to the conference on Track 1: Recordings of talks are available on our YouTube, starting approxi…
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Work: You were recommended for the AI advisory board, are you interested? Me: No absolutely not. I hate generative AI and I think rolling this out agency wide is a terrible idea. Work: Great, you're in.
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Check in on the folks you care about. The world is on fire. Everything is sideways. And for folks who have something bolted to grab hold to it will hit differently than it will for folks whose lives already felt unbolted and unsupported. Survival in the face of oppression is itself revolutionary.
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I thought I'd hate having to wear a park ranger uniform & dodge questions from the public about animals and plants. But the look on their faces when I hit them with "I don't know anything about that, can I interest you in some MFA or network segmentation?" is always priceless.
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I never realized how much I tie my identity to my job - it's kind of sad. And now facing cuts at work, I'm trying to figure out who the hell I am when I might not be able to fall back on work as my default descriptor.
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a man with red eyes and suspenders says " i don t know who i am "
Alt: Vision from the MCU exclaiming "I don't know who I am."
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I know the role exists, but until now I've never actually seen any postings for incident response/ransomware negotiator before. Pretty wild.
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DEATHCon @deathcon.io · 05/07/2025
DEATHCon online/remote ticket sale round 1 will start Monday 7th of July at 00:01 UTC! www.worldtimebuddy.com?pl=1&lid=100... Last year they sold out in 24h 😳 On-site tickets will be available on 7/7 at around 10am local time for each site. All details here: deathcon.io/tickets.html
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🤖ScottsRobots🤖 @scottsrobots.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Almost forgot to post. Brand new street art in Pilsen just dropped: 18th & Western #Chicago
Street art mural of Superman punching an ICE agent,
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I have not been enjoying the prospect of job hunting, but Huntress just posted a SOC analyst role and I really, REALLY want it.
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a cartoon of spongebob sitting at a picnic table with the words " i need it " above him
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob sitting at a picnic table with the words " i need it " above him
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
There are only three political positions in America today 1) I like the fascism 2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc) 3) I oppose the fascism The rest is details
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
This triple degree weather is ridiculous and I'm starting to resent the sun.
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Antisyphon Training - Powered by BHIS @antisyphontraining.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Did you miss Chris Brenton’s class, Getting Started in Packet Decoding, this week? No worries! Chris will be teaching it both in-person and virtually July 21-22. Save your seat here: www.antisyphontraining.com/event/antisy...
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Resistance Rangers @resistancerangers.altgov.info · 14/06/2025
If you’re looking for other ways you can get involved during your park visit this year, check out our good trouble toolkit! We will be updating this with more actions throughout the summer. www.resistancerangers.org/goodtrouble
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Good Trouble — Resistance Rangers
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 25/06/2025
Such complete bullshit.
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The DFIR Report @thedfirreport.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
🔎 We're Hiring: Senior Security Analyst We're looking for a full-time Senior Security Analyst with a passion for dissecting intrusions and translating technical findings into actionable insights. Check out the full job description and apply here 👉 forms.office.com/r/87y8wAp3gA
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
My time at my job is running out, but my dumbass keeps volunteering for more and more projects as if I just stay overwhelmingly busy then I won't have to come to terms with that.
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a man on a jeopardy game with a $ 31,600 prize
Alt: A man on a jeopardy game with a $ 31,600 prize with the caption "I'll take unhealthy coping mechanisms for $400 , Alex."
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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 30/04/2025
Ad blocker in a real life 🫣
A red billboard at a bus stop displays the message "this ad can't be blocked" in bold white text, ironically covered with a taped-up piece of cardboard attempting to block the ad. The scene is captured in daylight with green grass, trees, and a bus stop sign visible in the background, humorously mimicking a real-life ad blocker.
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Chris Sanders 🔎 🧠 @chrissanders88.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
When folks casually reference ATT&CK IDs instead of the technique name... "Looks like some T1547.001" Bless your heart, nobody is memorizing all those.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 23/06/2025
Look, everything is bad right now but classified military data has once again leaked on the War Thunder forums, so at least we have that
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Taggart @taggart-tech.com · 23/06/2025
Your reminder that Yandex indexes public Telegram channels. Including, y'know, the ones used by threat actors.
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areyou1or0 @areyou1or0.com · 23/06/2025
Threat Hunting Introduction: Cobalt Strike #Hacking #RedTeam rushter.com/blog/threat-...
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Threat Hunting Introduction: Cobalt Strike | Artem Golubin
An introduction to Threat Hunting and Cobalt Strike
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The DFIR Report @thedfirreport.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If you missed the CTF or want to relive the madness: ➡️ RansomHub Leads to Domain Compromise Lab : store.thedfirreport.com/products/ran... Same 6-day intrusion. Same host sprawl. Same telemetry. Take your time, pivot your way through, and sharpen those investigation skills.
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RansomHub Leads to Domain Compromise – Private Case #33490
This case is based on a Private Threat Brief. You’ll get to investigate a domain-wide compromise involving a multi-stage intrusion that started with a password spraying attack. The threat actor establ...
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
ICE is a criminal organization willfully carrying out illegal orders and the people of California are right to resist this. respect to the fighters and power to the people
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Just like in the parks, safety comes first. - Stay with your group - Follow the signs (or in this case, the facts) - Leave no one behind - Document everything - Don’t engage alone
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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
immigrants belong in our community. ICE doesn't.
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Jeremy Lindenfeld @jeremotographs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/06/2025
Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.
protesters surround federal detention center in Los Angeles
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Haxolotl 🌻 @haxo1ot1.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I'm missing Sleuthcon, but it's Friday and despite being in the office I got to escape for a bit to go help with a marine mammal stranding.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 06/06/2025
Archive.org is temporarily offline. We are working to restore access. Apologies for the disruption!
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Me, logging off work early today.
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 04/06/2025
Reviewing threat actor name aliases and
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