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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas

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Enjoy the liquor and delicatessen

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 10h
The mind that boggles at this phenomenon—the inevitable result of putting violent xenophobic assholes in power and letting them run amok—is probably reeling at all sorts of basic cause and effect situations.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 12h
Bye bye Boston. Now get out.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 12h
Aaron Boone running a double steal on the Red Sox up 6
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Shaq: I Wasn't Familiar With Your Game Apology
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 13h
Same at Omaha Civic Auditorium. One of the greatest nights of my life.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 13h
This has been one of the most enjoyable innings of my life.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 13h
Skeets from the Mellon Collie Tour, 1997
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 13h
That guy should be fired before he get back to the dugout.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 14h
Why does he keep talking about this?
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 15h
Stop 😭 #AEWDynamite
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 15h
How the month started how it ended
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 18h
Did she really refer to the chairmanship as a "throne"? Holy fuck.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 18h
I got one from Pete Ricketts and thanked him for helping me vote for Osborn, and I never heard from them again.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 18h
Hey Democrats, This is the last two hours. Keep this up and I'm voting Republican. Across the board. Straight ticket. I'll drive to Texas and vote for Paxton just out of spite. I'm already a white guy who's technically Gen X. I'm their target demo.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 19h
I am going on Fox News at 4:15 ET to discuss Medicare for All.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 21h
Kawhi getting another ownership stake @pablo.show?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23h
Absolutely embarrassing stuff
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 21h
[plays Panic at the Disco at volumes unsuitable for an office]
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 22h
MOST TOTAL TEXT MESSAGES SENT TO ME IN MY LIFE: 3. My mom 2. My wife 1. James Talarico
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 22h
Noticed you forgot Bob Dylan /ducks
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 30/09/2026
@raygunsite.com works FAST
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 30/09/2026
THE YANKEES WIN THUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHH YANKEES WIN
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Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 30/09/2026
The NYTimes scans crowd footage and finds Jack Smith at the Hawkeye game. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
Photo of fuzzy photo of crowd in near-outside seats.  A white man with a beard is circled. The text in the photo is:

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The New York Times analyzed footage from the game and identified Smith in the crowd.
Fox Sports
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Jeremy Fassler @jfassler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Katie Britt watching Eric Schmitt destroy his career, brought to you by Larry David.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a great game because Red Sox fans are bad people
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 30/09/2026
Nighty night, Boston.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 30/09/2026
Yankees going to the bullpen.
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Hold On To Your Butts - Jurassic Park
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 30/09/2026
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Ice-T's Player Haters Ball Anthem
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 30/09/2026
To be fair, that Iowa team was also pretty much defense-free sprinting up and down the floor.
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Homer J. Fong @a2koc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sen. Schmidtt right now, tbh
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Herky the Hawk Red Oak, IA
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
They had this set up, and it landed like a wet fart. Also, BENNY JOHNSON IS AN IOWA GRAD AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAWKS MEANT. TAKE HIS DIPLOMA.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
My high school social studies teacher always liked to say you could move the Missouri-Iowa border up to Highway 34 and improve the literacy rates of both states.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
Oh, make no mistake: Missouri knows about Iowa.
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Honey War - Wikipedia
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
By the way, Caitlin went for 38 and 12. Hope Jack enjoyed the show.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
This bozo was THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF MISSOURI. If that's cross exam from the top prosecutor in the state, no wonder crime was rampant.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
LOL GO HAWKS
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
NEW HAWKEYE STATE (FREE): POSTGAME TEARS, in which strong men also cry.
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Postgame Tears
I’m just a baby, yeah, the Hawkeyes make me cry.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
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Gymnast Points
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum scoring on that QB sneak
Street Fighter II screenshot of E Honda doing his horizontal headbutt
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
Managed Bayside High. Got Leo McGarry drunk before a presidential debate. Invented Kool Whip and served it to Don and Peggy. What a career.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
What the Hauck is going on at Illinois?
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
2018 and today
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
Also securing that tricky Chris Berman vote without resorting to leather.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
Mike Leach has been reincarnated as some sort of anime character.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
Kirk Ferentz (71) pointing at Tom Moore (87). Michigan got taken down by the gerontocracy.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
because the dumbocrats have turned him sexy
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 28/09/2026
I'm writing about it now. It's almost unfathomable.
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