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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
When you think of the unlimited resources and bigger budgets other clubs have and the rules some have broken to achieve their success, this is a point that rarely gets acknowledged when judging Arsenal's performances over the last 30 years.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 19/05/2026
Win won
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Ben McKennaaaargh @benmckenna.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Farage out there with sugar daddies like an OnlyFans model.
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
the only reason i come back to this site daily is @arseblog.com great column today
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party . Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.
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Simon @broomwagon.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
And here it is
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
sharing my 'Death Loss & The Corona' #spotifyplaylist a #playlist curated by me during covid but maybe relevant again to listen to during these times of uncertainty and despair. enjoy! #music #songs open.spotify.com/playlist/5WS...
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Spotify – Web Player
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
please welcome me back here. my brain is fried now in the other place.
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Monasmosaic @monasmosaic.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
coming along nicely my #mosaic #mural commission for a home in southern #California visit my website (details in bio) for more . . #mosaics ##mosaicmonday #mosaicmondays #mosaicartist ##architecture #design #mosaicmurals #interiordesign #art #artist
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LiLBazula 👻 🎃 @lilbazza.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Proudly doing the racisms with his chest & the fash are still red in the face yelling at him that he's a gay commie traitor
Keir Starmer @Keir Starmer

I won't stand for illegal workers who try to cheat our immigration system. It's not fair on working people who play by the rules.

We've already arrested hundreds of delivery riders working illegally across the country.

We won't stop there — we've invested £5 million to boost immigration enforcement teams.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Israel is a rogue state at this point and the US is not far behind
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 17/03/2025
St Patrick's Day in Dublin 2025: People from all over the world in town having fun, we drank some American beer, ate Korean food, got a lovely Iranian taxi driver home. Fuck this dickhead.
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
it's not the #Delta plane. the world is upside down.
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Monasmosaic @monasmosaic.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
over the moon to be awarded de l'Ordre des Arts et des Lettres (Knight of the Order of Arts and Letters) medal by #France. This is one of the highest honors France can bestow on people who have excelled in the arts and cultural endeavors. Truly humbled to be a Madame Chevalier! #mosaicmonday #mosaic
Medal of the Knight of the Order of Arts and Letters
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
my compilation of the #BestOf2024 music in a #Spotify #Playlist have a listen. it's absolutely 💯 free. #music open.spotify.com/playlist/19S...
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Playlist · BayHawkes · 27 items · 1 saves
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
¾ of the way through #Silo s02 and not much has happened ..... way to drag out the season appleTV
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
my compilation of the #BestOf2024 music in a #Spotify #Playlist have a listen. it's absolutely 💯 free. #music open.spotify.com/playlist/19S...
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Hawkes Best of 2024
Playlist · BayHawkes · 27 items · 1 saves
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Still my favourite David Bowie story.
A word about Shirley Bassey. During the very early days of Ziggy Stardust, we often used to play these fairly grotty clubs called the "workingman's clubs." They were sort of like nightclubs but you got a cheap meal. The whole family would come. A round of beer. A rock act. A stripper-sometimes one in the same. Well, backstage one night I was desperate to use the bathroom. I was dressed in my full, battle finery of Tokyo-spaceboy and a pair of shoes high enough that it induced nose bleeds. I went up to the promoter-actually I tottered over to the promoter-and I asked, "Could you please tell me where the lavatory is?"

And he said, "Yeah, look down that corridor. On the far end of that wall. You see that sink? There you go."

I said, "My good man, I'm not taking a piss in the sink."

He said, "Listen son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
sum up your personality in a gif
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a group of men are sitting around a table with a pitcher of water on it
ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with a pitcher of water on it
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
i feel so appreciated when my wife asks me advice about her business, nods, and then does the exact opposite #blessed
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
what facebook fact-checking #loool everyone i know on there is lying through their teeth about their lives
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
in my language we don't say 'look it's snowing...' we say 'look, the gods are brushing their hair ...' which is far more romantic.
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
This is actually perfect. The funders, armers & arbiters of genocide rewarding the passive & silent acquiescence of genocide. When the empathy of ‘activists’ doesn’t extend to Palestinian children, and they are duly rewarded for not speaking up when inconvenient 🫡 🥾👅
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
It turns out that Farage was right; foreigners were coming for his job.
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Gaseous Gold @disorganizedcrime.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
the best part about having a masters in graphic design is telling people about it when i bring them their appetizers
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
what's with people keeping pet birds around indoors at their homes? not like in cages but walking around. wtf is that?
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
This interaction between Gabi Martinelli and Ian Wright is so good, it warms my heart. Love Wrighty ❤️ #Arsenal 🔴⚪
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
i wore a hoodie to work this morning because my wife told me to. i'm also 8 years old.
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Go-Go music really makes me dance 🕺
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
i like it here, but it seems most everyone has a license here to take themselves very seriously. what good is a personality if you're not willing to face a reality check every now and then?
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
one can't overstate by any stretch joseph's whole tolerant stance in this mary, holy spirit, jesus bizarre love triangle.
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Butthole Actually
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gazelle @filmyshilmyy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
someome told me that #Syria had collapsed and I was like fuck yeah, I hate Juventus!
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Queen Gooner @sofire.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
And they call us Setpiece FC! 🙄
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
when people write tweets that that a certain type of person is the worst kind of person, i'm invariably like, "shit, not me again..."
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
don't believe I've ever bought anything ever in black friday deal. seems unnecessarily stressful. is it monetarily inefficient of me? i don't know, I don't tend to buy anything unless I need it.
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
wow. it's Dismember already!
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
one of our submarines is missing
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
woke up this morning thinking what's the earliest age a person can become a great-grandparent. if you take age 18 as a legal benchmark, so 37 you can be a grandparent and by 55 a great-grandparent. but if you use just an age of conception, then bob's your uncle.
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
#fossilheads
The Scroll of Truth meme -  an exploitable image series based on a web comic by artist Tate Parker, in which an explorer discovers a scroll that provides various unpleasant or unsettling truths, causing him to angrily toss the parchment away. In this adaption the text reads "I've finally found it... after all these years - THE SCROLL OF TRUTH!: 'efficient public transportation is more important than electric cars'...NYEHHH!" - as the character throws the scroll away on reading the unwanted information
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
is he marvel or DC?
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
USO - the United States of Oligarchs 🇺🇸
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
this october was the warmest october in history since i started maintaining records. i only started maintaining records this year. i will no longer be maintaining records. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
right from the #woodfire oven last night #gambasalajillo #pizza
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
something went down in that dressing room after the game
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Sarah O’Connell @sarahoconnellshow.com · 25/11/2024
Netflix - please stop minimising the end credits of movies to suggest something else. Let viewers enjoy the soundtrack and see the cast and crew that worked on the film. We'll exit it ourselves when ready to. #film #filmsky #movies #moviesky
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Hawkes Bay @hawkesbay.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
there's a porty in my basement
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