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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET!

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Lesbian climate angst is your new favourite musical genre. Funny (to me) environmental songs and memes. Putting the "ooh" in "existential dooom" #LwiththeT #CeasefireNow🇵🇸 linktr.ee/fossilheads

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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's the time of year where i ask ppl to help make us look more popular than we actually are by going to the yt - we would absolutely looooooove you if you did (from afar, in a non-terrifying fashion) www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj_v...
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if I were a fundraiser for the RNLI I would simply infiltrate a HIGHLY impressionable group + persuade them to protest the charity on some kind of BEWILDERINGLY UNCONSCIONABLE premise, thus stimulating a 5000% increase in donations from the understandably appalled publicOMG MAYBE THEY DID DO THAT?
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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We are often told not to believe everything we read online or see on TV—but how do we tell the difference between sensationalized statistics and a real scientific study? Learn how to spot sound scienc...
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We are now booking for summer 2027! where should we be bringing our entirely unverified sponsorship claims next year? #fossilheads #climatecrisiscabaret #fossilheadsclimatecrisiscabaret #artsactivism #lesbianclimateangst
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The king of the hill "are y'all in the cult" meme, where hanks and friends pull up and ask a girl getting onto a bus "excuse me are y'all in the cult?" and she starts t answer and before she's finished he says, "yeh, this is it" . Here, the thing the girls says is "we're not a cult of climate change deniers, we just think it's alarmist to" interrupted before she can finish with hank saying "yeh, this is it"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
DESIGN IS INDEED MY PASSION, it's bandcamp friday and here's a date for your diary! a full fossilheads studio album CATASTROPHABULOUS launch party June 5th in Northampton, with very special guests Invocal! (extremely) pre-ordering the album REALLY helps us fossilheads.bandcamp.com/merch/extrem...
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yes the world's on fire, we have a whole, *hilarious* show about it! plz get in touch! #fossilheads #climatecrisis #climatecrisiscabaret #climatecomedy #artsactivism #lesbianclimateangst #climateemergency #climatebreakdown #climateaction #climatearts #climatechange #fossilheadsclimatecrisiscabaret
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
based on an actual convo I saw, lol
the hand-drawn drawn meme where an innocent, happy child-like figure is saying somethign and there's a really angry/troubled adult reacting irrationally to it, with veins popping out of his head. Here, the child-like figure is saying "seems like Dolly Parton was a really nice person!" and the angry/troubled response is "why politicise her death like this!?"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i looked up one herbal remedy and now my feed is full of memes saying that space travel is a hoax wtf
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
why do we ❤ to have awful things so much?😭
the "distracted boyfriend" meme where the boyfriend is "ENGLAND", the girls he is distracted by is a list of attributes privatised water has give us, ie "ZERO new major reservoirs built by English water companies in 35 years.
 25 Reservoirs sold off or abandoned by them during that same period
3 BILLION litres of treated water lost DAILY to leaking, unmaintained pipe infrastructure.
£72 BILLION dividends paid out to water company shareholders rather than being reinvested into supply.
80-90% of ALL raw sewage discharge suspected ILLEGALthe jealous girlfriend is "just having a non- privatised water system like everyone else." and the jealous girlfriend is "just having a non-privatised water system like everywhere else"
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Doccy B 🌿🌿🐝🌿🦔🌿 @merylbatchelder.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Climate education takes many forms but I believe Climate Crisis Cabaret is my new fave 🌍🔥⏰ Go and see the hilariously creative @fossilheads.bsky.social if you can!
The Fossilheads on stafeSing-a-long with the Fossilheads Meryl is a big fan of Rosie and Rachel
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
lol the absolute barefaced audacity of the ppl responsible for brexit to still be bleating about gold reserves and economic irresponsibility every time gordon brown is in the news
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The king of the hill "are y'all in the cult" meme, where hanks and friends pull up and ask a girl getting onto a bus "excuse me are y'all in the cult?" and she starts t answer and before she's finished he says, "yeh, this is it" . Here, the thing the girls says is "reform are the new party of workers and intend to improve the lives of working cl-" interrupted before she can finish with hank saying "yeh, this is it"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
do YOU have an insatiable urge to help finance our ever struggling FOSSILHEADS project but don't know how?! here are 2 new ways for you to give us your money! 1: (extremely) pre-order our forthcoming full album "CATASTROPHABULOUS!" 2: Buy a BRAND NEW "ethicaltee" designed by Beyond Ulthar!
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It’s Earth day! The first Earth Day was a PROTEST. We don’t need greenwashing corporations or mega rich egomaniacal tech bros, we need people in power who will transform extractive economies into regenerative ones that are environmentally and socially just. #earthday
text that reads "all the billionaire entrepreneurs who have at 
some point announced they are devoted to
 fixing the climate crisis, only to realise that, 
rather than it involving some cool tech bro 
gadget they can take the credit for inventing, 
it actually requires redistributing wealth and 
restructuring the toxic economic system that 
got them so rich in the first place:" and then there is 
a picture from 30 rock of a man in a desk in a suit looking bored with the subtitles displayed that say "This is boring. I'm bored now"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It's World Public Transport Day! And Europe is facing a jet fuel shortage! Two ⋆⁺₊✧inspiring ⋆⁺₊✧ reasons to check out amazing treks you can do across our fascinating continent by land. Anyone got any plans? I am booking my land travels to UK festival season as we speak! #WorldPublicTransportDay
the "good place" aka  No! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up. meme. Here the woman is saying to the man "I can't wait for them to invent transport that you don't have to drive and you can just do whatever while it takes you where you want to go" and he says "you mean...buses and trains?" and she says "no! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I, too, expect excessive praise for very partially fixing a problem I caused in the first place
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Following a criminal investigation, there was no evidence of “family voting” in the Gorton & Denton by-election - will all the media outlets that ran with Farage’s claim as if it was gospel be falling over themselves to correct the story in light of the this i wonder? excited to find out
the "is this a pigeon?" meme, only here the boy is labelled "Reform", the butterfly is labelled "not voting Reform" and the boy is saying "is this electoral fraud?"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m all for exciting new trains but when you look at the time, overspend and drastic compromises HS2 is involving, it’s hard not to imagine using those many, many billions on reconnecting more closed tracks in small towns and rural areas over wider regions and benefitting the country in so many ways
the "good place" aka  No! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up. meme. Here the woman is saying to the man "I can't wait for them to bring out the decelerated high speed train" and the guy says "wouldn't that just be a regular train" and she replies "No! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up."
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Apoplectic with patriotic fury to realise that my eggs no longer have "Easter" written on them, and am hereby boycotting my ovaries for pandering to the woke brigade
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
the "sad Pablo" meme, where Pablo is doctored to be wearing Reform rosettes (sorry Pablo), along with the text "tfw you're the only politician in the Send to vote AGAINST making it illegal for candidates to lie in electoral campaigns
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
the withnail and I "by mistake" meme, where it originally said "we've come on holiday by mistake" it now says "we've shut down a global oil corridor by mistake"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
headline that reads "trump urges other nations to help secure shipping through Straight or Hormuz" accompanied by a picture of Homer Simpson, crudely doctored to look like trump saying "this is everyone's fault but mine!"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
a fb post from "fossilheads: climate crisis cabaret!" that reads "A fun thing that happened is that Owen Jones got taken to the high court with a libel case by Raffi Berg because Jones stated he plays a key role in a wider BBC culture of "systematic Israeli propaganda, reshapes everything from headlines, to story text, to images” and “repeatedly seeks to foreground the Israeli military perspective while stripping away Palestinian humanity”, AND THE COURT RULED IN JONES’S FAVOUR
Well aaaanyhoo, be terrible if bringing this case only serves to amplify and validate Jones’s (and many other’s) observations rather than undermine them don’t you think?"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Text that reads "eco groups when you tell them to "stick to the environment" when they speak out about war criminals, illegal bombing campaigns and human rights violations" followed by a picture of an annoyed and weary looking meme dog superimposed onto a fire background and the text "THIS IS ALSO NOT GREAT FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, BELIEVE IT OR NOT"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
the "who killed Hannibal" meme only here instead of it saying "how could **** have done this" it says "how could the left not support the way I've freed this man from a tyrannical regime"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
hey girl, are you international law? because I can’t believe more people don’t stop and take notice of you
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
don't help him spread his bs
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
text that reads "Farage’s proposed “voter reform” splashed all over the rags today is just designed to imply that any resident non-British citizens are currently entitled to vote in parliamentary elections - but aside from resident Irish and some resident British commonwealth citizens, it is ALREADY the law that only British citizens can vote in parliamentary elections. He is deliberately trying to imply that any and all non-citizens can rock up and vote for the Greens because the truth that it’s British citizens who are rejecting Reform is too damaging for him." accompanied by an excerpt from UK Parliament website entitled "who can vote in uk elections" showing that aside from Irish and some commonwealth countries, resident citizens of other countries can't vote
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
text that reads "Farage’s proposed “voter reform” splashed all over the rags today is just designed to imply that any resident non-British citizens are currently entitled to vote in parliamentary elections - but aside from resident Irish and some resident British commonwealth citizens, it is ALREADY the law that only British citizens can vote in parliamentary elections. He is deliberately trying to imply that any and all non-citizens can rock up and vote for the Greens because the truth that it’s British citizens who are rejecting Reform is too damaging for him." accompanied by an excerpt from UK Parliament website entitled "who can vote in uk elections" showing that aside from Irish and some commonwealth countries, resident citizens of other countries can't vote
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
It's throwback Friday!
a picture in the style of a "nostalgia" post ie when people post toys, sweets etc from a bygone era asking "who remembers these?" only here it is the Conservative Party logo
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
the emlmo choosing white power over fruit meme, where the fruit is "accepting defeat in a. dignified fashion" and the white powder is "bleating about cheats while shitting pants" and Elmo is "Reform"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
THEY'VE ONLY GONE AND DONE IT! The Greens have proven that standing firm and not pandering to Farage's alarmist migrant hysteria wins respect and support from the electorate. The regressive politics of scapegoating the marginalised and all the other dirty tricks were REJECTED in G&D tonight
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
THE GREEN PARTY WANT TO GIVE ALL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS A FREE CRACK PLAYGROUND, A HOSPITAL FULL OF FIFTY POUND NOTES AND LET THEM WEAR THE CROWN JEWELS WHENEVER THEY WANT TO
the front page of today's daily mail where the main headline is "Green plan to hand illegal immigrants free house, a wage and NHS care" accompanied but the "children being terrified of bunny" meme, where the children are the Daily Mail and the bunny is the Green Party
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
the Billy Madison / Chris Farley but driver meme, where the text is "you know, the greens have a drugs policy that would mean playgrounds become crack dens" "no, no they don't" "well no they don't but imagine if they did"
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♿ hiding from plagues - Always masked - N95 or bust @smollestbunny2.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Labour party MPs when they're on their 10th line of coke for the day
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
the "bored woman being talked at" meme, where the girl is "the electorate, the lad talking talking is "Labour" and what he's saying is "THE THING IS, RIGHT, THE GREENS HAVE GOT A DRUGS POLICY THAT WOULD MEAN PLAYGROUNDS TURN INTO CRACK DENS"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
the Billy Madison / Chris Farley but driver meme, where the text is "you know, the greens have a drugs policy that would mean playgrounds become crack dens" "no, no they don't" "well no they don't but imagine if they did"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
we are sooooo ready for this kind of cross-party solidarity #socialistsunday
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Corbyn: "I’m speaking on behalf of Your Party, he ’s speaking on behalf of the Greens, we’re absolutely united in the need to defeat the far right, defeat Reform, defeat the racists, defeat the fascists that’s why we’re supporting the Greens in the Denton by-election” cross-party solidarity FTW
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Those referring to Andrew’s arrest as an “unprecedented crisis for the royals” seem to have forgotten about the time meghan markle closed her own car door
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
the "How could they have done this" meme where the person shooting is "anti vax parents" and the person being shot is "their kids" with a cartoon face drawn on and being shot is a cloud of measles, and in the second picture the kid has measles and looks sad with a thermometer int their mouth and then at the expression is "why would immigrants do this"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
3 notorious "disappointed / frustrated" meme characters depicted in the sky as if in heaven, along with th text "the primary inventors of the measles vaccine in heaven rn"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The Donald Duck waking up meme where there title reads "When to care about “protecting children” - a guide for the general public:" and then next to the sleeping Donald is "when most of the known participants in the most notorious pedophile ring on earth are in positions of great 
power and influence and are walking around free today because they’re being protected by institutions that are supposed to protect the public" and they waking up Donald (with red laser eyes) is" when there might be a trans girl participating in sports"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
the pointing mannequin meme, with the text "your Dad generates caricatures of himself on ChatGPT"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
great that the Supreme Court has stepped in to prevent the sky from falling on us again
the "anime girl hiding from a terminator" meme, where the terminator is labelled "plant-based food packaging using words like "sausage" burger" and "milk" and the girl is labelled "the very fabric of existence"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I feel the urge to share this one again right now, for some reason?
The Rod Serling "Imagine if you will" meme, here the text is "imagine if you will a world where men are as instantly receptive
 and reactive to the stories that most women 
have of violent, threatening and abusive
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
tfw it turns out the person you appointed into high government office who had previously been sacked from high government office twice before for corruption, is corrupt
Pikachu surprised meme, that has been very badly doctored to very vaguely resemble Keir Starmer
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
you can tell migrants are failing to culturally assimilate to our way of life because if there is evidence that a migrant man has committed a sex offence, he will tend to get arrested, tried and convicted for it
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
the toysjory "everywhere" meme, here the text is "paedophiles"
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