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steve @stupidlikeafox.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

what the fuck is a federal victory note

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

okay i might submit a FOIA request just to see the itemized receipts for making that freaking kristi noem ad

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Wankspangled cockbag 🏆😆

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

i am not now, nor have i ever been, a rolling briefcase kinda person

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

ok i’m still mad that all 3 contestants answered wrong on that slam dunk final jeopardy question about the invisible man

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

celebrated international women’s day by avoiding all my responsibilities. which is not that much different from any other sunday lol

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

so @pabstblueronin.bsky.social is obsessed with a new video game he started playing and i’m pretty sure it’s just Yu-Gi-Oh!…

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

got a new client today who frequently refers to herself as “The Rhino”

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

was forced to go clubbing by my law students to celebrate the end of our trip to philly and I (my back) will definitely regret this in the morning

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

therapist & I just figured out my new ptsd-insomnia trigger is being “scared of weekends” ever since alex pretti died…and like now my brain is gonna think saturdays = bombing people

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

woke up from heartburn and blindly fumbled around for tums only to end up here & see the govt is killing people again. cool cool

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Bluesky has as much bad news as X but over here, we're against it

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 28/02/2026

A broader takeaway I think is nobody should be allowed to be so rich that being told no, or being held accountable, represents such a moral injury to that person's psyche that they feel like their only recourse is to burn the world down.

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🔞🔞 Pancake 🔞🔞 @notpancakee.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

You die in Bluesky you die in real life

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

ok so remember how ice was gonna go to philly after mpls so all the locals were like “oh we’ll really show them what’s up”? well i’m here reporting live and… idk wtf they were talking about cuz mpls would never have gigantic framed photos of dt & jdv on our courthouse walls 👀

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

new fave place in the entire world - this cat cafe in philly

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

what kind of self-respecting hotel doesn’t have the cable tv with late night reruns of sex & the city

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

on the hunt for the best cheesesteak in philly while i’m here for work!

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

haven’t flown in a year but the free diet coke portion of my flight, so I’m doing great so far

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

doctor: so how’s the depression been? me: *blank stare* doctor: i’m so sorry. i know you live in minneapolis - i just legally have to ask you these questions to get your meds renewed.

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

the 9th circle of hell is just trying to pick up your prescriptions from walgreens every day for eternity

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Sygnin @sygnin.com · 17/02/2026

Welcome, Year of the Fire Horse 🔥🐎 #sygnin #lunarnewyear #yearofthehorse

Art of a fire horse running, to usher in the Year of the Fire Horse in the Lunar calendar

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 13/02/2026

the rules of curling are none of my business

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

our lord & savior ms. rachel will be playing in our house all day today to get us through these big feelings

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

We are NOT gonna try to make “Minneapolis Strong” happen. Give people money instead, you useless toad. Strong Minneapolis has been doing all the things you say here for months, with no help from you. You did jack shit except send your cops to help ICE.

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

the only other option for my students’ regional moot court competition is of course…philadelphia. can’t even get a tiny break from ice occupation

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Milton @mzero85.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

When every day brings a fresh atrocity, it’s hard to keep up.

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

not gonna lie though, how powerful would you feel after calling someone a washed up loser ON THE RECORD?!?

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Maybe a long shot - but any Vegas area lawyers on here, can you PLEASE sign up to be guest judges (you’ll earn CLE credits!) for the ABA Moot Court Competition on Feb 19-20 (evenings) and 21 (all day, but you only need to do 1 round)?!?!

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Maybe be a long shot - but any Vegas area lawyers on here, can you PLEASE sign up to be guest judges (you’ll earn CLE credits!) for the ABA Moot Court Competition on Feb 19-20 (evenings) and 21 (all day, but you only need to do 1 round)?!?!

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

okay so if ice goons aren’t even getting paid, then where the fuck are my tax dollars going???

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

bringing back super bowl bingo cards for the fam. any suggestions? (during the game or commercials)

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

get them all out!!! 2300 remaining is still 2300 too many

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

on the 636384894855th day of january, i might just call in sick instead of going to the “we’re oppressing you for your own good” factory

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

to quote another lawyer during one of my hearings today: “it’s TENSE out there, your honor!”

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

everyone needs a forehead kiss and chocolate chip cookie

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

why does this feel like lyrics to a mountain goats song? (non-derogatory)

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

email from upper mgmt yesterday: “hey all - we’re reaching out to acknowledge the tragic events from this past weekend, BUT we alsooooo wanted to say it’s more important now than ever for us to keep showing up in the office every day (and not work remotely) so we can keep helping the community! 😉😘”

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

my liberal white women friends are starting to speak to me with a revolution robot accent

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[demo]gorgonzola @hawaiianpunch.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

put all of MAGA in that prison from kung fu panda

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

If you want to support legal defense for people being detained, Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota is providing direct legal support to people in ICE custody right now. They're in the thick of it at the moment. ilcm.org

ilcm.org

Home - Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota

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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

“We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed.

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

i had a dream that i was sobbing and purchasing a semi automatic weapon while lamenting that i just wanted to be cozy

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