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Hatch the Tudor Dog

@hatchthedog.bsky.social
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Former ratter on Henry VIII's Mary Rose, these days I live at the Mary Rose Museum. Doggy opinions my own. Woof.

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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
When a 350 million year old crinoid has better teeth than you... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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'Smiling' fossil discovered in Northumberland
The unusual looking fossil is estimated to be a few hundred million years old dating to the Carboniferous period.
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Watching the #WinterOlympics, currently showing the men's skeleton. I find people are more interested in the dog's skeleton, tbh...
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a sign for the pyeongchang 2018 olympics hangs over a slope
Alt: a sign for the pyeongchang 2018 olympics hangs over a slope
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Trying to decipher the top part - I always thought the upper part of the head was the ears, but it looks like he's turned it into part of the skull, leaving the long bit for the jaw.
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
No, just establishing what we already knew.
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Make a LEGO brick model of me!
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Clavicular just cracked the code: JESTERMAXXING at the club is officially the new meta. Forget the “mysterious guy in the corner” trope or the “stiff-arm drink hold.” We are entering the era of high-energy, zero-ego, chaotic fun. If you aren’t the reason the floor is laughing, are you even living?
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
They say the key to a good selfie is to take it from above, as it makes you look younger, smaller and thinner. However, I'm already small and thin, and no camera angle is going to hide nearly 480 years! #MuseumSelfieDay 🐶🐾😙📱📷
A cute skeleton dog. Might delete later.
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Is that how it works?
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Tag yourself if you're on this list! from @gettymuseum.bsky.social
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
You've heard of #ElfOnTheShelf, get ready for...
The skeleton of the Mary Rose's dog, sitting on one of those wooden sticks with a phosphorus tip that creates fire.

Long wa of saying it, but we want people to try and figure it out...
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Seems I'm not the only one with a speckly integument... royalsocietypublishing.org/rsos/article...
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Fossilized melanosomes reveal colour patterning of a sauropod dinosaur
Abstract. Integumentary fossils have improved understanding of dinosaur physiology, appearance and ecological niches. Fossil melanin and fossil melanosome
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 16/12/2025
5000 years ago a good boy was buried in Sweden. Just a pup really, perhaps an accident, maybe he died a hero, perhaps he was chosen to go play fetch with the gods. Either way, a good boy, a very rare boy. news.cision.com/se/arkeologe...
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Apparently I'm on a "Prehistoric Adventure", not sure what Google could mean by that, unless the AI it's using can't tell the difference between a dog and a dinosaur...
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
It’s a rat, isn’t it?
Spam advert, with a picture of a rat, captioned 'If you see one of these in your garden you have rats'.
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Tuesday.
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I did wonder what was in all those barrels...
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Fancy coming up with a name for my new friend?
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
You talk about me a lot because I'm the most popular thing in the museum!
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
My human visited the Spanish galleon currently visiting Portsmouth, and spotted a rat in their hold. Wonder if they want me to pop over and sort it out?
A rat in the hold of a Spanish galleon
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Bluesky is asking me to confirm my age. I was on the Mary Rose - if I'm not old enough I dread to think how you lot are going to fare!
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I recognise that board! Not to mention the leg at the top of the photo...
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Huge thanks to my lovely friend @squigglethinks.bsky.social for sending me a birthday card! Let me know next time you're in the area, be nice to say hello properly!
A cute dog skeleton with a birthday card that says "Happy birthday to the best"Me reading my birthday card with a big smile on my face!
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Age verification? When I was a pup, the rhyme went "Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, current"
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
It's my Birthday! Well, my discovery birthday; I was actually born in late 1543/early 1544...
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Anyone know what day it is tomorrow?
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Sorry for the silence, it's been very busy at the museum recently! Being this cute isn;t easy, you know...
A happy dog skeleton
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
About time we had a dog playing Superman!
A white dog in a cape and a superman logo on the poster for the new Superman movie.
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The Mary Rose Museum @maryrosemuseum.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
RELEASE THE KRAKEN (t-shirts)! Our amazing new Kraken and the Mary Rose - A Rational Explanation design is now available in adult sizes - get yours while stocks last! shop.maryrose.org/products/kra...
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Not one of mine, I should add. Even if it was installed during the refit of 1536, that's still eight years before I was born!
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I want one of these - being behind glass means I can only get boops, not pats.
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Shame, would be nice to meet the Titanic's dogs!
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Can I be the obligatory non-muppet actor?
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The Mary Rose Museum @maryrosemuseum.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Did you know that the premiere of Superman IV: The Quest for Peace was a fundraising gala for the Mary Rose Trust?
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Of course I'm a dinosaur, no other animals have skeletons afer all...
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Of course I'm a dinosaur, no other animals have skeletons afer all...
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
While I was obviously rooting for the Jack Russell to win, my mum was a whippet so I'm happy! #Crufts
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The Mary Rose Museum @maryrosemuseum.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
With the final day of #Crufts taking place today, let's take a look back at when a certain Tudor pooch attended the world's greatest dog show... #BestInShow
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Looking back - Hatch at Crufts - The Mary Rose
In 2010, Hatch, the ship's dog of the Mary Rose, was exhibited at Crufts.
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Has it really been 15 years since I was displayed at #Crufts? Yes, you read that right. Me, a 477+ year old mongrel, got invited to Crufts. Dreams can come true... maryrose.org/blog/looking...
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Looking back - Hatch at Crufts - The Mary Rose
In 2010, Hatch, the ship's dog of the Mary Rose, was exhibited at Crufts.
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It's that time of year again... #PancakeDay youtu.be/gj_aHCpZl4k?...
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Pancake Day - Maid Marian
YouTube video by Swimace
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
No, that's not me in the new Doctor Who trailer. youtu.be/zSb-S04AaFA?... #DoctorWho
A big skeleton thing stands over a city street.
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Antiquity Journal @antiquity.ac.uk · 25/02/2025
NEW Bear baiting (a blood-sport where dogs were pitted against bears for entertainment) was popular in Shakespearean England. Archaeologists have determined a way to identify this popular, if unpleasant, sport. #AntiquityThread 1/13 🧵 Learn more 🆓 buff.ly/431MWS2
Dog skull with evidence for a healed puncture wound above the left eye.
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I keep saying that last bit, but it's always "we've got 19,000 object in the collection, we need to talk about them as well!" Never mind that nearly 4,000 of those objects are arrows, which to be honest, when you've talked about one you've talked about them all...
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
About time they got round to me...
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I did that.
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
It's telling that, in the last ten years, nobody's bothered to complete the set and get the other wives made. How would you recognise a Catherine Parr duck anyway?
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
What's worse, they've put @romanpalace.bsky.social in Switzerland!!
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas to all my Hatchlings! Woof!
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I'm just catching up on #WolfHall, Norfolk just said that you hang a dog at the end of the hunting season. Glad he wasn't in charge when I was on the Mary Rose...
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Huge thanks to @squigglethinks.bsky.social for my lovely Christmas card! I shall make a doggy wish for you!
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Hatch the Tudor Dog @hatchthedog.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
My human saw this on #PokemonGo. I mean, I'm around 480 years old, so I hardly count as young any more, but I like to think I've picked up a bit of wisdom over the centuries...
Young and Wise Hatch Challenge
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