Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You can’t fool me. That’s a fucking beet. I’m onto those tricky bastards. “Oh no, I am beautiful and leafy, please call me Chard.” <pulls off mask> BEET GREENS “Oh, help, I am a niche heirloom mangelwurzel.” YOU ARE DIRT IN A DESCEPTIVELY VEGETAL PACKAGE, AND I WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO YOUR WILES. 491
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Back to the mundane world after another FANTASTIC Dragon Con (woo Science Track! @dconscitrack.bsky.social) Thank you to all the contributors, fans, and volunteers who make it all amazing. 000
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This is just to say I have pitched the toad that was In the icebox And which you were probably saving for necropsy Forgive me it was disgusting So flat and so rank. 290
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This week has been brutal for the loss of cultural heavyweights. I loved the Kusama exhibits I’ve been able to see, and I always thought of her when admiring fish ovaries. I really think she’d have dug them. 090
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Today I learned it’s not actually normal to have 5-6 in diameter local swelling for a week following a wasp sting, and I should probably talk to a doctor about my terrible wasp luck. Sweartogawd, I legit thought that’s why people hate wasps. 2110
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Today in “People ask me random weird questions, because I am their Trusted EsotericaMonger™️”: What color is the fat of a titi monkey? Now, critters can have a variety of hues to their fat based on species, diet, or when they ate last, but in case you ever need to know… a titi’s fat is orange. 150
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026An incomplete list of items I have proposed to my spouse with: A smol pinecone A majestic tree A golden leaf A worm snake An especially rotund acorn A confused salamander Many nice rocks (no gems but several fossils) A shiny fish scale A serpent’s fang 1121
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 31/07/2026You would think they like each other 💜. They mostly do, but Miles can be annoying enough that he gets his whiskers chewed on. Without having been there, I 💯 know that he found his buddy and forcibly initiated the cuddle, rather than the other way around. 070
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I, personally, do not know anything about Denver Zoo or any of their recent losses. I will say, it is generally a good sign when a zoo is honest about disclosing deaths, even when folks have questions. Denver is one of the few zoos in the country that has an on-site staff pathologist. 4153
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Thanks for the reminder, Bethany. For everyone who has voting representation in Congress (not us in DC), PLEASE reach out to your reps! 120
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Today I was told by my boss* that my method of breaking down a carcass was “weirdly impressive, you folded up the whole thing like you were breaking down a cardboard box.” Y’all, if you ever wanna flatter a pathologist. ⤴️ *a clinician, not a pathologist 0150
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Whoa. I have never seen a news article so perfectly tailored to my interests. (I love @arstechnica.com on any day, but this one was special.)arstechnica.comSuperworms could replace beetles for cleaning skeletal remainsAn optimal ratio of 10-15 grams of larvae per gram of specimen minimized cleaning time with no bone damage. 3145
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The Office Isopods did a really lovely job cleaning this tiny northern short-tailed shrew skull. Note the red-enameled teeth, from iron pigment. This species of shrew is the largest we have around here. Also it’s venomous! Shrew bites can be pretty nasty (though unlikely fatal for humans). 4415
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Gave a talk today at a the American Society for Microbiology conference, and dang if everyone else in the session had just the wildest coolest SCIENCE, and I was basically the comic relief. Don’t get me wrong, I’m FANTASTIC comic relief, but I was so impressed by everyone’s work. 1190
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Apparently someone wrote a book about our cats. 😂 Can’t wait to read it. 040
Reposted by Reader of EntrailsLeah @leah.myatproto.social · 27/05/2026Not only do we need to rebuild public health systems (challenge level: pure pain). We have to concurrently build a new system to keep people constantly reminded and engaged about WHY we need to maintain public health. #MedSky 🩺 Programs like this are a must. hcrl.wustl.eduhcrl.wustl.eduHomeHealth Communication Research laboratory 065
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I love these random herp questions asked me in the last week: 1) How hard is it to get into a turtle? 2) Do crocodiles hiccup? 3) Can you help me sex some frogs? 1100
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I need this, but with, like, hooves or something. 😻 070
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Sorry I was out so late last night, babe. I didn’t plan on staying that long, but it turned out they were really into salamanders, and yanno…. 2203
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Granulomatous Suppurative Lymphoplasmacytic Eosinophilic Hemorrhagic Necrotizing 1212
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Brilliant and revolutionary. Libraries are such amazing investments in humanity. What an amazing way to support kids AND teachers AND families. I hope there are field trips to libraries that get them absolutely stoked about everything they can explore with this resource! 060
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 25/04/2026For anyone else playing Cursed Bingo at home, this is one of the most thorough and best supported guides I’ve ever come across. 1103
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Biscuits and gravy. It’s a terrible thing to do to a biscuit, and not a particularly nice thing to do to …whatever you made that gravy from. I get it. When what you’ve got is flour, this is a thing you can make, but <gently pushes away the plate> no thank you. I’ll have my biscuits with butter. 220
Reposted by Reader of EntrailsReader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Come for the occasional science rants, stay for the adorable former street cat pics. 0352
Reposted by Reader of EntrailsUpside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Fuck SpaceX Fund NASA 641984
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I made an owl sound in the house, and it was TOO REAL. My tuxedo cat has puffed up to the size of a corgi and left the room in a blaze of Absolutely The Fuck Not. 1213
Reposted by Reader of EntrailsThe Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 25/03/2026instead of watching the new harry potter trailer, why not pick up some horror books by trans and nb writers for the trans rights readathon?? there are so many good options. For example, check out some of these writers: 281949944
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Oh heck yeah! This is rad, the author is excellent, and the cause is outstanding! 042
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Today I met a multi-classed adventure-arachnid! Swords-bard druid? Bard-barian? I’m not sure, but they were living dangerously in a doorway and needed to be removed to continue their campaign in the leaf litter. 2141
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 03/03/2026TIL the word “goosander”, and it brought me joy. Thank you, random wildlife photographer, for the lovely bird and the delightful word. 230
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Anyone who has heard my pro-vaccine rants has also heard my fears about polio resurgence. This would kill and paralyze people, mostly kids. One of the scariest things about measles is that it can reduce your protection against things you’re already vaccinated against. Measles is just the beginning. 1189
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 21/02/2026And as a reminder: physical media>>Libby>Hoopla for library budgets. Now is a great time to check something out! Don’t read? Most libraries have DVD and music collections and many have puzzles, games, or tools! 1112
Reposted by Reader of EntrailsJen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Hey, as a librarian I need to tell you: Our funding depends on usage. So go ahead and check out that book even if you don't think you'll finish it. No one will know. Check out that DVD even though you might not like it. Get ambitious in your quest for knowledge. 209136295952
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I especially wonder about the effect of people who were giving birth, not dying of sepsis, and able to have more kids (more births) vs kids who survived to adulthood who otherwise wouldn’t have. Obviously both happened, but which was a stronger effect? More importantly, great chart. 070
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Immediately added this to my Steam wishlist. 071
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “No whole, live things.” 1121
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 03/02/2026For me, it’s chocolate cake. Someone had all the ingredients to make brownies and chose violence. Do not @ me with your weak excuses about the platonic ideal of chocolate cake being nice to eat. The best chocolate cake struggles to compete with a bog standard brownie. Life’s hard. Make brownies. 150
Reposted by Reader of EntrailsAcerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 02/02/2026"We've secretly replaced Punxatawney Phil with an American Badger. We'll see if they notice" (Sounds of badger violence) "uh.....yeah.....looks like they did" 23511
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 02/02/2026It’s Groundhog Day! Groundhogs (aka woodchucks) are members of the squirrel family of rodents. They’re one of the chonky ground squirrels in the genus Marmota (marmots). In 2010, Alaska began celebrating Feb 2 as “Marmot Day” to celebrate all 3 native marmots in Alaska instead of solely groundhogs. 1131
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 30/01/2026If you're living in frozen conditions right now, post the must summery picture in your photo library. 181
Reposted by Reader of EntrailsLibro.fm @libro.fm · 26/01/2026Mutual Aid by Dean Spade is free on Libro for the next week (until 2/2). We know that books can't fix everything, but they can help us show up for and strengthen our communities. Our employee book club read this last year, leading to a great discussion. We hope that it helps others do the same 💗 ⏬ 2254199
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I don’t think I’ve ever needed a star/Torx screwdriver, but I’m so glad I had one in my office toolbox when the water fountain in the hall started POURING water and we needed to get to the shutoff valve. I’m a little damp, but the flood has stopped. 1110
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Every time I see cool science with people doing postmortem exams on defrosted Ice Age mammals, I’m like… <waves hands> HEY! IF ANYONE WANTS A ZOO PATHOLOGIST TO HELP WITH THAT, PLEASE CALL ME, OMG, SERIOUSLY, I WOULD BE SO DELIGHTED. 192
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 08/01/2026‘Round here we have a healthy respect for the wolf-bird. I remember once reading about a bald eagle that had made the poor decision to go for a loonchick snack too close to loonparent. Per the eagle’s autopsy report, cause of death was loon bill STAB THROUGH THE HEART. 0187
Reposted by Reader of EntrailsReader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 08/06/2023Unsettling 🧪 fact! Tiger salamanders have a “cannibal morph.” Yepper, sometimes larval tiger salamanders get competitive & develop into their Pokémon battle-variant beast mode. Bigger heads, more developed teeth, teeth in the roof of the mouth. And then they hunt smaller typical larvae. 😳 0225
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Yesterday, I received a white-throated sparrow (white-striped), and the everyone in the office learned about the non-sexual dimorphism of this bird and its mating dynamics thanks to that time @tkingfisher.com wowed an auditorium with ornithological truth bombs at @panic.gay’s Solve for X. 0311
Reposted by Reader of EntrailsButt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 22/11/2025I am also known to nerd out about ostrich penises when drinking. @haruspex.bsky.social and @dianeakelly.bsky.social can attest to that 😂 251