Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Almond-shaped. This has triggered a quote that lives rent free in my head. A friend’s mom defended their not-bright family cat from aspersions cast by her son with, “Don’t make fun of him; he has a little almond brain!” And now my spouse and I use it constantly re:our dim-but-cuddly kitty. 000
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Congratulations! What a huge win for science and all the endemic species that will be sequenced! 011
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Is there a folk ballad on them yet? A sea shanty? I don’t know why, but I have a yearning for a rhythmic melody and some minor chords and some funky lil dudes. 040
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Geosmin! Which is an awesome smell in dirt, but one I object to in my food. I’m very intrigued by this mythical mutant un-be-dirted beet. You have my full attention. I happily accept that a beet that doesn’t taste like a beet would tempt me to try it. 100
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I was once asked for my preferred method of cooking beets, and I offered, “IN THE FIRES OF HELL FROM WHENCE THEY CAME.” But I think using them to befriend cows sounds nicer and prevents food waste. Thanks for the suggestion! 040
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I genuinely wish I could enjoy them. My spouse adores them, so I make them sometimes, and I’ve been told I do it well. Alas, I fundamentally object to the taste. More for others! 100
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You can’t fool me. That’s a fucking beet. I’m onto those tricky bastards. “Oh no, I am beautiful and leafy, please call me Chard.” <pulls off mask> BEET GREENS “Oh, help, I am a niche heirloom mangelwurzel.” YOU ARE DIRT IN A DESCEPTIVELY VEGETAL PACKAGE, AND I WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO YOUR WILES. 491
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Back to the mundane world after another FANTASTIC Dragon Con (woo Science Track! @dconscitrack.bsky.social) Thank you to all the contributors, fans, and volunteers who make it all amazing. 000
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Those folks are about to have a really good time! 010
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I have recommended the series to some school librarians and teachers, and I’m sure others have done the same. You never know when a rec will bear fruit! 210
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Totally understand, but damn. We miss you a lot! 😭 110
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Carotids, being arteries, are both a little more robust and a lot stretchier than veins. Sharpness matters a lot with cutting those. 100
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I am so sorry I missed this! The jugular is superficial and can definitely be fatal if one is severed. Both being severed is faster. Going deeper, to the carotids, is rapidly fatal. Severing the trachea can also do it. Depth will depend on build, but 2cm deep across the front would kill most folk. 100
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If anyone is looking for alternatives to desecration of your household vacuum, a wee shopvac is like $35 and handles a multitude of sins. (This lesson was learned in a situation of some urgency this spring, and I was shocked at how affordable it was.) 010
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This is just to say I have pitched the toad that was In the icebox And which you were probably saving for necropsy Forgive me it was disgusting So flat and so rank. 290
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Could also be divide by zero error, but I like having a nice one 😂. 110
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This week has been brutal for the loss of cultural heavyweights. I loved the Kusama exhibits I’ve been able to see, and I always thought of her when admiring fish ovaries. I really think she’d have dug them. 090
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If something hatches out of this, so help me, I will not be responsible for the level of self mutilation I deploy. 100
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It’s possibly totally ok! Might just be sensitive! But also worth checking in on (I have been firmly informed). 110
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My dude, this girly went up my shorts, scaled my inner thigh, and hit me in the chub. The softest , flubbiest, most vulnerable bit of leg. It was so rude. 😤 130
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I actually like and respect wasps *in theory*. They are super ecologically important and hella fascinating! (Highly recommend the book Endless Forms for a delightful dose of wasp propaganda and nerdery). But fuck if I and my subsequently ballooning body parts do hate EVERY interaction with them. 071
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Apparently it’s normal for it to be temporarily more painful than a mosquito bite & to then have a coin-sized itchy welt for a few days, but as soon as you start comparing the swelling to citrus fruits, it’s a Large Local Reaction & worth discussing with a doctor before developing anaphylaxis. 3100
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Today I learned it’s not actually normal to have 5-6 in diameter local swelling for a week following a wasp sting, and I should probably talk to a doctor about my terrible wasp luck. Sweartogawd, I legit thought that’s why people hate wasps. 2110
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 24/08/20261) I am not an isopodologist, but I wonder if they are adapted to fairly low O2 environments like soil and the bottom of logs. Basically , I dunno how much O2 it takes to run a pillbug. 2) It clearly stayed in the vegetation. Possibly passed out and revived upon introduction of O2. 180
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’m in the same boat. Poor lil critter went through the wringer, survived, escaped at the earliest opportunity , and then got murked for a lab test. Worst D&D campaign. 160
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026As mentioned, it’s WNYC, but it’s often locally carried by stations that are NPR members, so the confusion is very understandable. I’ve never been on Radiolab, but I was on Science Friday (also WNYC), and that was not paid. Which is good, bc they can use that money better elsewhere. 010
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This is so cool. I’m not a shoe person or a craft person, so my admiration comes from a rather boring place, but I hope you are so thrilled with these shoes, they are RAD. 010
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I think a lot of people were down on killing civilians with drones moreso than wanting to do it with planes. The working definition for “enemy combatants” was concerningly broad and worth scrutiny and critique. 1120
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 21/08/2026You do it. I gotchu. A slightly less cursed fact about them: they twine their tails with their buddies’ and lovers’ as an “affiliative behavior”. It is legit adorable when two monkeys are just vibing with their tails in a lil twist bc damn right if I had a tail I’d be fully swirling it w my buds. 010
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Today in “People ask me random weird questions, because I am their Trusted EsotericaMonger™️”: What color is the fat of a titi monkey? Now, critters can have a variety of hues to their fat based on species, diet, or when they ate last, but in case you ever need to know… a titi’s fat is orange. 150
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Philosophically, is it a more significant death than being fundamentally changed by an experience? And isn’t it interesting that they chose transporters to be extensions of replicators rather than extensions of warp tech? One requires (arguably) death, where warp tech just moves an object. 010
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Yes! I believe there is Star Trek lore about extreme existential angst and philosophical stuff surrounding the uptake of transporter technology. It also raises the possibility of resurrection. If you *do* have a scan stored, you could just take the memory hit and walk off your death. 020
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I swear I have read at least one book somewhere that included a variability algorithm and tolerances for certain ingredients in replicated meals for this exact reason, and I can’t remember where. 020
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I believe that, canonically, the scan is part of the transport process. It’s scan-evaporate-reconstitute. That’s why you can transport back with mussed clothes and injuries. It’s not just *A* Spock. It’s The Exact Spock Who Was Dematerialized Elsewhere. 120
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026You absolutely know Zendaya has said more than once, “Wow, that’s a really nice rock, babe” to a delighted Tom. 051
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026You can tell how delighted they were because they took that picture. And then made me reenact the proposal so they could have video of it to brighten their dark days. 🥰 030
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026An incomplete list of items I have proposed to my spouse with: A smol pinecone A majestic tree A golden leaf A worm snake An especially rotund acorn A confused salamander Many nice rocks (no gems but several fossils) A shiny fish scale A serpent’s fang 1121
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026New headcanon: Tom is wise in the ways of many mating rituals. His bower? Breathtaking. His rock collection? Superb. His selection of decapitated rodents? FLAWLESS. 390
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026We’ve all seen Tom Holland’s Umbrella. This stuff is powerful magic. 2330
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Moqueca (Brazilian coconut and fish stew). I don’t have the right palm oil to hand, half the time I forget the cassava chunks, and I definitely don’t use the right fish. But even inauthentic half-assed moqueca is better than no moqueca, which we ate almost daily when we were in Brazil. 030
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026No lies detected. He did, in fact, count to three. Not to say he *wouldn’t* lie. He def would. 0220
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Tbf, he needed to go, and she’s a much more responsible and nuanced monster than he was. 110
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Meanwhile , never ask a striated muscle cell how many nuclei it has. They consider it impolite. 010
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What if Paris is Gonzo and Menelaus is Rizzo? The chemistry between Gonzo and Camilla is already legendary. 000
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 31/07/2026You would think they like each other 💜. They mostly do, but Miles can be annoying enough that he gets his whiskers chewed on. Without having been there, I 💯 know that he found his buddy and forcibly initiated the cuddle, rather than the other way around. 070
Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 27/07/2026A kind of Walden Pond situation: Vibe. Think thinky thoughts. Enjoy catered meals. 070