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🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷‍♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated. harukizaemon.com aus.social/@haruki_zaemon

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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 16h
This has been on my list since forever
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Michael Rowe (@mrowe@aus.social)
@haruki_zaemon I recently learnt the same thing about Tarkovsky's SOLARIS https://youtu.be/NExi8X4u_zQ
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Lex Friedman @lexfri.xyz · 12/10/2026
X is bad, though: lexontech.org/x-is-bad-though
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X is bad, though
I admire John Gruber. I think he’s a great writer. I think he’s smart as hell. He’s annoyingly funny, too. I am impressed and inspired by his success with both Daring Fireball and The Talk Show. I get excited when John links to one of my apps or articles.…
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 14/10/2026
TIL: It's on the tube of ewes!
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 14/10/2026
Periodic moaning that I cannot find Titus c. 2000 on any streaming service, to rent or buy, in Australia
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Titus
Titus Andronicus returns from the wars and sees his sons and daughters taken from him, one by one. Shakespeare's goriest and earliest tragedy.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 13/10/2026
Asking for a friend
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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David M. Green @davidmgreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My immediate thought was this first sketch. RIP Richard Morecroft
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 04/10/2026
When can we expect people to stop saying "the agents did X which would be a felony" and start saying "OpenAI/Anthropic/Google/SpaceX did X which is a felony"?
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 03/10/2026
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 03/10/2026
I can still recite the lyrics to the Wombles theme song. My talents are wasted.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 01/10/2026
I'm going to start charging people for input tokens when they send me AI slop
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Niv is both the calm and the storm 🖤 @lanooba.com · 29/09/2026
If you're curious about my day job: 😜https://leaddev.com/leadership/reclaiming-the-edge-high-performance-leadership-in-a-shifting-market
leaddev.com
Reclaiming the edge: High-performance leadership in a shifting market
How to conduct a ruthless self-assessment, build the right relationships, and take command of your own leadership development at the Director+ level.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 28/09/2026
I think this git repo README just told me to go fuck myself
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 28/09/2026
AiCapone
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 22/09/2026
@seanmcarroll.bsky.social your most recent episode of Mindscape with Elizabeth Alexander was not just delightful but exactly what I needed to hear in this moment. Thank you!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 18/09/2026
Searching for a tech job in Sydney right now is having half a dozen recruiters competing to pitch you for the same three jobs at the same two banks.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 18/09/2026
@siracusa.social @liss.bsky.social @marcoarment.bsky.social Loved the Q&A episode. FWIW, I've never once thought the format was weird. Perhaps my brain is broken, but it has always made sense, to me 😂
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 17/09/2026
Sitting at a bar in Doha airport. My body thinks it's 6am but my mouth thinks it's gin and tonic time.
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Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 09/09/2026
New euphemism just dropped.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 11/09/2026
Dinner was good, thanks for asking.
A meal served on a wooden cutting board, featuring sliced steak, small potatoes topped with butter, and broccolini. A glass and a bottle of red wine are visible in the background on the tiled butchers block.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 11/09/2026
Every "solution" to agentic AI I've seen thus far is a desperate attempt to keep a pet alive that should by rights have been put down already.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 04/09/2026
Me everytime my wife says "it's in my handbag"
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Flash Gordon (1980).Wood Beast Scene. Full HD 2160p
Flash Gordon is a 1980 space opera superhero film directed by Mike Hodges, based on the King Features comic strip of the same name created by Alex Raymond. The film stars Sam J. Jones, Melody Anderson, Ornella Muti, Max von Sydow and Topol, with Timothy Dalton, Mariangela Melato, Brian Blessed and Peter Wyngarde in supporting roles. The film follows star quarterback Flash Gordon (Jones) and his allies Dale Arden (Anderson) and Hans Zarkov (Topol) as they unite the warring factions of the planet Mongo against the oppression of Ming the Merciless (von Sydow), who is intent on destroying Earth. Plot To relieve his boredom, Emperor Ming the Merciless of the planet Mongo begins Earth's destruction by remotely causing natural disasters. On Earth, football star Gregory "Flash" Gordon boards a small plane and meets travel agent Dale Arden. Mid-flight, the cockpit is hit by a meteor and the pilots die. Flash takes control and manages to crash land into a greenhouse owned by former NASA scientist, Dr. Hans Zarkov. Zarkov believes that the disasters are being caused by extraterrestrials pushing the Moon towards Earth. He has secretly constructed a spacecraft to investigate the attacks. Unable to do it alone, Zarkov lures Flash and Dale aboard. He flies with them to Mongo, where they are captured by Ming's troops. After looking at the trio, Ming is smitten with Dale and orders Flash executed. At the last minute, Ming's daughter, Princess Aura, saves Flash, with whom she fell in love at first sight. While they escape, Zarkov is brainwashed by Klytus, the head of the secret police. Aura and Flash flee to Arboria, kingdom of Prince Barin. Locked in Ming's bedchamber, Dale escapes, and Zarkov is sent to intercept her. However, Zarkov reveals he resisted the brainwashing, and escapes Mingo City with Dale. They are quickly captured by Prince Vultan's hawkmen and taken to Sky City. Aura and Flash arrive at Arboria. Aura asks the Prince to keep Flash safe. A distrustful Barin, in love with Aura, agrees not to kill Flash, but then forces him to play a deadly game of chance. With the odds stacked against him, Flash uses this opportunity to escape. Barin follows him, and they are both captured by the hawkmen. Aura returns and is taken prisoner and tortured by Klytus and General Kala for her treason. Meanwhile, Ming prepares his wedding to Dale. Flash and Barin are taken to Sky City, where Flash and Dale are briefly reunited. Flash is forced to fight Barin in a death match. However, Flash instead saves Barin's life, causing Barin to join him. Klytus arrives, and Flash and Barin kill him. Knowing this will bring retribution, Vultan and the hawkmen evacuate, leaving Barin, Flash, Dale and Zarkov behind. Ming's ship arrives and captures Barin, Zarkov and Dale. Impressed with Flash, Ming offers him lordship over Earth in exchange for loyalty. Flash refuses and Ming gives the order to destroy Vultan's kingdom along with Flash. Finding a rocket cycle, Flash escapes before Sky City is destroyed. Flash contacts Vultan, and they plot an attack on Mingo City. To defend the city, General Kala dispatches the war rocket Ajax, which is quickly seized by the hawkmen. Meanwhile, Princess Aura overpowers her guard and frees Barin and Zarkov from the execution chamber. Flash and the hawkmen attack Mingo City in Ajax and Kala activates the defenses as Ming's and Dale's wedding begins. Mingo City's lightning field can only be penetrated by flying Ajax into it at a suicidal speed. Flash volunteers to stay at the helm to ensure success and enable the hawkmen to invade the city. Barin and Zarkov enter the control room and confront Kala. In the ensuing fight, Barin shoots and kills her. After fighting through Ming's guards, Barin also manages to deactivate the lightning field before Ajax hits it. Flash flies the rocket ship into the city's wedding hall and impales Ming. Flash offers to spare his life if he stops the attack on Earth. Ming refuses and attempts to use his power ring on Flash, but it falters and nothing happens. He then aims the ring at himself and is seemingly vaporized by its remaining power. A victory celebration ensues. Barin and Aura become the new leaders in Ming's place. Barin names Vultan the general of their armies. Flash, Dale and Zarkov discuss returning to Earth. Zarkov says he does not know how they will get back, but they will try. Meanwhile, Ming's ring is picked up by an unseen person. Ming's evil laugh is heard closely after.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 28/08/2026
Anyone in the market for an 18 month old Garmin Fenix 8 51mm
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am-mccarthy.bsky.social @am-mccarthy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There's things that have no relation to my life whatsoever, affect it in no way, and I can tell you, I'm pretty pissed off about them all day every day.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 27/08/2026
Owner of the new gym I've joined came up to say a proper welcome this morning while I was warming up on the treadmill. I went to shake his hand. He went to fist bump me. It was truly awkward.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 25/08/2026
The author of AI slop books should be listed as J. R. R. Token.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 25/08/2026
TIL
infosec.exchange
Popio (@popio@infosec.exchange)
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social https://nohello.org
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 25/08/2026
A bill to prohibit the use of greetings (e.g. "hi", "how are you", "good morning", etc.) as the content of a message without also providing the discussion topic, and for related purposes.
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Horrificallie @grissallia.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“HoboCop”
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 20/08/2026
OH: "I'm working out like crazy. Got 'just quit my job' energy."
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 19/08/2026
We need more (actual) kids in the work place saying the quiet parts out loud 😂 Miss 16 just woke up and saw the food preparation in progress: "Is this 'dad feeling guilty for working long hours so he's making us a special treat for breakfast' breakfast?"
A kitchen counter with various food items laid out. There are three egg, bacon, tomato, and cheese sandwiches on a wooden cutting board, along with containers of grains, a carton of milk, a jar of spread, and a bowl of seeds on a scale. In the background, there is a stove with pans and a coffee machine.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 19/08/2026
OH: "I don't plan on staying much longer than the free lunch"
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Rob Bowley @robbowley.net · 18/08/2026
I go on holiday for a few weeks and we've already moved on from Loop Engineering to Graph Engineering The half-life of a paradigm is getting shorter than my annual leave My prediction: neuro-symbolic engineering by the end of August, at which point we'll have gone full circle and reinvented Prolog
Post on X, Immad reposting Kirill:

@immad
This is a great explanation of Graph Engineering.

People have been writing agents like this for a bit but it’s nice to have terminology and frameworks around it.
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A Chinese developer just explained the shift from Loop Engineering to Graph Engineering better than anyone.

most people are still building agents the way that's about to be obsolete.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 18/08/2026
I asked a friend (who is on "gardening leave") how their week is going: "My calendar has been requested by NASA, they thought they could use it to test things in a vacuum."
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 18/08/2026
Everything is fine dot gif /by @decryption.bsky.social in The Sizzle
Tom's Hardware regularly tracks RAM pricing and their latest analysis shows that you could buy 128GB of DDR5-6400 for US$329 a year ago. Today it is US$3,400. 32GB and 64GB DDR5 kits of all speeds are up between 350% to 485% compared to last year. Cool
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 15/08/2026
The only way to consume soup is from a cup.
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Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Man builds supersonic trebuchet in his backyard www.popsci.com/technology/s...
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Man builds supersonic trebuchet in his backyard
The customized siege weapon hurls projectiles at 776 mph.
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CAMERON WILSON @cameronwilson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
OpenAI put out research this week which found no correlation between revenue per employee and use of AI, Fortune reports.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 09/08/2026
Tech bros celebrating the agents figured out that sometimes it's better to work on tasks that benefit the collective rather than the individual. Dudes just discovered social democracy, something they cannot abide when it comes to humanity.
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 08/08/2026
Which comes as a surprise to nobody except the people who should know better
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Sensitive Info Goes Into ‘No Reply’ Emails Constantly. This Guy Sees It All
Two security researchers bought cheap domains—including noreply.net and deleteduser.com—and set up email listening services. Hundreds of companies are sending them corporate secrets.
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Inko Gneto @inkogneto.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 05/08/2026
We're at the people cranking their car to start it phase of the journey and everyone is racing to build a better crank handle
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 02/08/2026
TIL:
en.wikipedia.org
The Hundred (cricket) - Wikipedia
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 29/07/2026
I got the answer but I asked the wrong question 🤦‍♂️
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 25/07/2026
Jefferson Mays
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 25/07/2026
It's vibes all the way down www.svpg.com/the-ai-productiv...
From the Atlassian’s State of Teams 2026 Report: “89% of executives say AI has increased the speed of work, but only 6% feel confident they can point to specific organization-wide AI ROI.”
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Simon Harris @harukizaemon.com · 24/07/2026
OH: "I'm making a charcuterie board in my mouth."
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