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Brandon Mayes

@harmlesserrer.bsky.social
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Washed up Marine aviator. Reborn Assistant Appellate Defender. Not as smart as I think I am. Probably smarter than you think I am.

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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 3h
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 5h
Fractional Scaramucci!
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 9h
It’s funny because it’s overshadowing how bad she is at the job.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Jake 👀
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s good to keep focus on the important things in these times.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The correct retort is: “Get the fuck out of here, specialist.”
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There’s jokes…
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Kinder treats are great for the boy. Especially when the toy is “Franklin the Dog.”
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s very wrong. But just walk right past those dorks.
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Andy Hoberek @thathoberekguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is what happens when you eliminate your Women’s and Gender Studies program.
Mizzou’s beats Texas A&M 27-6.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2026
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To be clear, I’m not okay with it. But: if the government is going to execute people, it should do so in the least painful (see probably most “violent”) manner and make it public so they can’t hide what it truly is. Also, those involved should be named.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There will be standing issues…
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
6 yr old starting to do werk with nigiri. Even has his own finger bowl.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Donkey teeth for dinner.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More like Notre Lame.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Texting my wife like I just copped a zip. But it was just Pokémon at msrp.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ozzie!
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got a torch ready to go.
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Melissa Carleton @melissacarleton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time someone posts about USMNT, I sing in my head, "US Mutant Ninja Turtles." Turtle power.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go Braves! In Buss we truss!
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pete Hegseth went to the A&M game and they lost to Kentucky for the first time in over 70 years. THERE IS NO BATTLE HE CANT LOSE.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NC State doing State things…
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
While camping in the mountains: Charmed an older widow into letting us park next to her shed and hike into a real life fern gully. The waterfall book led us there. She didn’t usually let people do it, but she liked that I asked nicely.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If the public only knew how cherished those planes are…
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Heaven
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
America, writ large, will get to see the grandeur that is the Melbourne Cricket Grounds (the MCG or The G). Us AFL fans have known (I’ve also been to an Ashes match there).
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The boys miss mom. So we got comfort food.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🤌🏼
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This puppet is incredible.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My estranged Hawaiian grandmother is following me on insta and liking pictures of her grandson and my ohana. I want to message, but…
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Itadakimasu.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This guy had to move.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mana.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Organic pest control.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuck this. God owes us one…
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ferrari is a mess of a team.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Vaccines cause Lyme disease.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I just saw Jason Schwartzman at Duck’s House of Sport.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think 6 yr old has a future in a pro kitchen.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That werk
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Now he’s the coolest…
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Been waiting for these visitors.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago: If He Dies, He Dies
ALT: Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago: If He Dies, He Dies
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Homemade tuna poke
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Deal.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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