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Brandon Mayes

@harmlesserrer.bsky.social
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Washed up Marine aviator. Reborn Assistant Appellate Defender. Not as smart as I think I am. Probably smarter than you think I am.

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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 9h
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Kinder treats are great for the boy. Especially when the toy is “Franklin the Dog.”
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The spread, including sushi (“seasoned rice”)
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
6 yr old starting to do werk with nigiri. Even has his own finger bowl.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Donkey teeth for dinner.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More like Notre Lame.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Texting my wife like I just copped a zip. But it was just Pokémon at msrp.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was her. And now there is a connection.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Camp cafe’.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Air Franklin. “Ten and two.”
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Heaven
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Parade the beef!
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The boys miss mom. So we got comfort food.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🤌🏼
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This puppet is incredible.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Itadakimasu.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This guy had to move.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mana.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Organic pest control.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think 6 yr old has a future in a pro kitchen.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That werk
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Been waiting for these visitors.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Homemade tuna poke
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ladies and gentlemen: the war-kend.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Pro-pho-ssional
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Working on his wizard wand.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pizzaiolo
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Lemons to lemonade.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
All homemade ground pork bulgogi bibimbap with homemade potato cakes.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cheering for Espana with his Yamal haircut.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fuck…
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yall.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Another premium struggle meal night.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Caleb was a steal at #4
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Look at this 80s steez.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Excellent use of map colors.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bring this game to the U.S.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Treat chyoself
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trail friend.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If Balogun had been fouled like that, you’d be screaming for a red.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We’d be friends.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Been one of those weeks.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Grilled peaches, mini ice cream sammiches, homemade whip.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It hurt.
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