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Brandon Mayes

@harmlesserrer.bsky.social
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Washed up Marine aviator. Reborn Assistant Appellate Defender. Not as smart as I think I am. Probably smarter than you think I am.

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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 40m
Monopoly is back!
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 4h
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 6h
Fractional Scaramucci!
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 10h
It’s funny because it’s overshadowing how bad she is at the job.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
We saw them dismantle ND in person. Talent all over the field. Gaetino is a personal fave on D.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Jake 👀
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s good to keep focus on the important things in these times.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Enough to illegally search y’all’s shit.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The correct retort is: “Get the fuck out of here, specialist.”
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There’s jokes…
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
OP is making a big assumption of humanness.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Nor could Pepperdine do so. Only a jurisdiction. (Which I know you know)
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Kinder treats are great for the boy. Especially when the toy is “Franklin the Dog.”
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Had the man died, felony murder would supplant specific intent.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Fair
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Recording public statements on line?”
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They have F1 pedigree
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just doing what daddy taught him.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s very wrong. But just walk right past those dorks.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Krill oil
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Andy Hoberek @thathoberekguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is what happens when you eliminate your Women’s and Gender Studies program.
Mizzou’s beats Texas A&M 27-6.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Screeeech!
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So is the Pokémon Mewtwo movie.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2026
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Super competent.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To be clear, I’m not okay with it. But: if the government is going to execute people, it should do so in the least painful (see probably most “violent”) manner and make it public so they can’t hide what it truly is. Also, those involved should be named.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And the ipo market cap will be like north of a trillion.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And they should have bunted Drake last inning.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Muscular Calves Workout
ALT: Muscular Calves Workout
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man, this bad even relatively speaking.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There will be standing issues…
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ew.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have I?
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Bugs Bunny Says NO
ALT: Bugs Bunny Says NO
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The spread, including sushi (“seasoned rice”)
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
6 yr old starting to do werk with nigiri. Even has his own finger bowl.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Donkey teeth for dinner.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More like Notre Lame.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Texting my wife like I just copped a zip. But it was just Pokémon at msrp.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ozzie!
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got a torch ready to go.
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Melissa Carleton @melissacarleton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time someone posts about USMNT, I sing in my head, "US Mutant Ninja Turtles." Turtle power.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I imagined you just dug your potty trench to his hooch.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, I was casting doubt on rain being the trench’s purpose.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Rain trench”
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*chucks
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Send DLo in to take both Fuck-chicks’ heads off.
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go Braves! In Buss we truss!
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Brandon Mayes @harmlesserrer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why are all of them so incompetent?
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