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Harlequide @harlequide.co.uk · 04/10/2026To celebrate Banned Books Week, I'm banning a book: Dungeon Crawler Carl. 050 5
Reposted by HarlequideThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Algorithm Distorting How Important Man Thinks ‘Gummo’ Is To Rest Of World theonion.com/algorithm-distorting-h… 1269772 697
Reposted by HarlequideColin @colin-fraser.net · 17/09/2026these four "books" were "published" **today** 4327 32
Harlequide @harlequide.co.uk · 17/09/2026Can't wait until New World of Steam's surprise twist ending reveals that they've been faking using AI for a while to set up whatever it is and they all get immediately absolved, everyone's happy, world piece happens, 010 1
Harlequide @harlequide.co.uk · 14/09/2026Q: What do you get if you cross the current Prime Minister of the UK with a popular device that everyone uses? A: John Pager!!!! 010 1
Harlequide @harlequide.co.uk · 29/08/2026-Nancy, I wonder about you. -Your medallion has the symbol for crane and crane is on the sign for the judo at the gym -Does it? Ok. I never noticed. Anyway, I have to go now. *remains seated* 100 1
Harlequide @harlequide.co.uk · 21/08/2026I'm sort of like Dirty Harry, but, instead of the gun, the keyboard is my weapon. Call me "QWERTY Harry". Please. Call me "QWERTY Harry". 000 0
Harlequide @harlequide.co.uk · 18/08/2026For most societies it is 'natural' to eat plants but 'unnatural' to make love to them. 001 1
Reposted by HarlequideThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/08/2026Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too 101203129 1.2K
Harlequide @harlequide.co.uk · 06/08/2026youtu.be/duvL_0UAiwE?...youtu.beChasing (Score) | Scooby Doo Where Are You (Soundtrack from the TV Series)YouTube video by 🎸ɢʟᴀᴍʀᴏᴄᴋ ʙᴏɴɴɪᴇ🎳 000 0
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Reposted by HarlequideBig Finish Insider @bigfinish.bsky.social · 27/07/2026We were very sorry to read of the death of Bill Oddie, who was a magnificent Red Jasper in Doctor Who and the Pirates, recorded in 2003. Our condolences to his family and friends. 111418 114
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Harlequide @harlequide.co.uk · 20/07/2026Politically correct author consulting the Ouija board and after each letter getting more and more distressed as they start to realise what it's saying 000 0
Reposted by Harlequidefurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD! 2757081619 5.7K
Reposted by HarlequideDK @letterdletterk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026you used to see actually interesting posts about ancient population genetics and archeohistory on twitter and now its neolithic cuckold anxiety 251 5
Harlequide @harlequide.co.uk · 02/07/2026Mary Shelley really wrote a book about Frankenstein's monster and called it "Frankenstein". Media literacy really died in 1818. 021 2
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Harlequide @harlequide.co.uk · 17/06/2026Gay Garfield couldn't be called Gay Garfield if they published it today. You'd have to call it "A Mmm... of Lasagna and Cock" 000 0
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man: but what about the times i saw 8 footprints on the beach?
spiderchrist: [hiding in the shadows] oh that was just normal beach stuff. step into the web my child](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreiecdrzdp7luf5urmfcnyonrdjxv23vdlo4c7ag6vj247zzy62xp6e)
