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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 9h

The Halloween game is looking much more approachable though

Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 19h

I am going to a formal charity gala tonight and was informed by our table head yesterday that he's planning to wear a very loud, ostentatious suit and that we're all expected to do the same. Best I can do is my blue suit, with a lavender shirt and salmon tie, ala Seymour Skinner.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 20h

Der Viener Schlinger is no joking matter, Numbers.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 20h

I don't know what I did to deserve it, but my instagram algorithm just fed me a video of a guy mixing surstromming juice with thickened water and chugging it out of a boot.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 21h

this is the extremely rare occasion where I can proclaim the audio book as being the superior way to consume this media. It's so fucking good.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 21h

and for the coup de grâce, Iowa felt the need to emulate the Huskers and get one of their own. (even though it's smaller and less powerful)

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 21h

And even get Schlebrity Schlingers - Pictured here are Bill Murray and noted parking denizen, Doc Sadler.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 21h

Don't you fucking sully the good name of Der Viener Schlinger. That's a fucking redline, turkey.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 21h

It's a modern marvel and there should be a reboot of the titular show, and an entire episode dedicated to it.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 21h

In all seriousness though. When I was a student at UNL, before they did the east stadium renovations, I personally witnessed that thing launch hot dogs out of the stadium.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 21h

My Man looks like the Senator from the first X Men movie.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 21h

You could donate to the WWF instead. (Wallbanger Windshield Fund) Apparently replacing the windshield on any car with any sort of adaptive cruise costs the equivalent of a shipment of saffron.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 22h

When I die, I hope that I lived my life in such a way that my passing calls for a 21 Dog Salute.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 22h

"Look dude, the quarterly numbers from the playground haven't been great. Swing set usage has been down nearly 20 points and don't even get me started on how we're going to salvage kickball...Just give me a coffee with my goddamned Happy Meal"

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i mean, the whole athletic dept was associated with Larry Nasr, but I don't recall anything with Izzo specifically

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Is the Basketball coach having to drum up support for the new football coach only 5 games into his tenure bad? Because that seems bad.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Mexico is going to learn real fast that a linebacker is always going to get beat by a RB on a wheel route

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I three thought that this was a photo of someone holding scat of some sort.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

They couldn't find a photo that doesn't make him look like Ernst Stavro Blofeld?

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The moment where you put way too much trust in a fart

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The brazenness that people are showing in rest stops nowadays is kind of astounding.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I know of nothing but pain since November 23rd, 2001. I'd like to experience joy, just once.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

by no means predicting an upset, but this whole thing feels different this time around. I'm ready to be hurt again.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Disgusting racism, obviously, but JD Vance considered Arizona State?

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

IT'S EXPENSIVE BECAUSE THE PATTERNS ARE SO COMPLICATED.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What is it about dry roasted peanuts that makes candy corn edible?

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the job posting. I'm sure there's going to be more than one car.

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