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Happy Monkey

@happimonkey.bsky.social
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A real live human being hiding behind a photo of a monkey

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(((Tendar))) @tendar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
General Keith Kellogg: “I would burn down every one of the goddamn refineries that Russia has today. Take them all out. It’s a military target.” It is the fastest way to end this war, because it is the fastest way to deprive Russia from the means to wage it.
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Scared to even google those acronyms
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even if he werent the way he is, is it even possible to be a good parent to 14 kids across multiple partners?
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trumps greatest sin is normalizing dumbass nicknames for ones political opponents
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thats the appeal of the show though. A regular run-of-the-mill asshole is empowered to become a kingpin and nothing stops him
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really hate pissing in peoples cornflakes but a polling average missing be 3 points is not that rare. We still need lady luck on our side
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I refuse to believe this much good can happen
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alj8.bsky.social @alj8.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hell simply isn’t hot enough
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hell yeah brother
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do I want to know what this is about?
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did a gamer make this
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Catnip Socialist
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A cat would be a nimby
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gonna make some money off of this post
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i think the challenge is when we on the pro-voting side make pragmatic arguments against 2 & 3 we can come across as saying "i don't care about your rights as a trans person, take one for the team" & i think we can do better at that, at establishing we have the same goal here
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only parallel I can think of is the One China police and the way It’s enforced
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Minus a small cadre of far-left types insisting in bad faith that Obama is no different from GWB and thus discrediting any legitimate criticism
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is the scorpion alive?
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wonder if dems are going to have to offer something similar now to avoid losing
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bro
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Brandon Downey @bdowney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"The Glonzo fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed." The gunslinger is Will Stancil from social media. [Nota bene: OpenAI has not fixed this weird tiling issue in their image gens as of this new release; no idea what gives).
"The Glonzo fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed." 

The gunslinger is Will Stancil from social media.

Make it a fantasy oil painting in the style of Albert Bierstadt, 16:9 aspect ratio.

You can give it an orange palette; slightly ominous.
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is a fantastic article but I’m not sure how autarky could be classified as hyper-neoliberal re the US. Trumpism seems like a reaction to neoliberalism not an evolution of it
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Story of our life
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Replace them with Boise
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Hey ma, hows da weather up der? Hope yer havin a great trip, bye forever xoxo”
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why would I imagine that
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gonna start ending random texts like this
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Elizabeth Warrens framing–refusing to say that she would increase taxes to get us to universal health care because the lack of insurance premiums would more than cancel it out–was both the right framing and an acknowledgement that near universal tax increases are necessary. We should go back
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Four Corners @4cor.day · 02/09/2026
We love hearing how much Four Corners means to more and more people. We put a lot of love into this game and are happy we can provide you with a satisfying part of your routine. 🧡💚💙💜
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
for the millionth time: posting 👏 is not 👏 a replacement 👏 for therapy 👏 I'll link my personally curated mod lists in the replies if you want an easy way for your BSky exp to be free of Zooey & the like from today's latest outbreak of bloodthirsty slacktivist losers
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well shit now I am
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just another slop factory last I checked
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Micah @rincewind.run · 31/08/2026
canada: "fuck you, americans!" americans: "yeah, that's fair, fuck us up"
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Damn those things look tight as hell
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(Un)Dead Carl 🎃 @deadcarl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We did not have to abolish debate and parliamentary procedure to defeat the Nazis, proving Schmitt wrong! The “man of action” did not expose democracy in crisis for the fiction it was, democracy (with its institutions) waged war far better than the Nazis did.
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We dont need to be honeypotted we have eyes
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Where else would they spend it?
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(Un)Dead Carl 🎃 @deadcarl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Schmitt was not right. You should not be getting your theory for protecting and restoring democracy from the “crown jurist of the Third Reich.” If you find yourself doing that, you should stop.
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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 28/08/2026
The Trump administration is weighing a land swap that would give a private developer a strip of Yosemite National Park to build a road linking a planned commercial development to a key park route www.latimes.com/california/s...
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yeah except the cool parts.
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is how James Dean actually died but they don’t want you to know that
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Real men wear boots and jeans in the summer. I sweat so much I haven’t peed in three weeks
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Periodic reminder that there is a vaccine-level breakthrough for DUI that would save lives and result in less need to send people to jail that we don’t adopt because of a combination of elected officials and the California ACLU thinking driving drunk is human right.
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me too! I want to enjoy it so bad
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 25/08/2026
ok, here's the deal on clanker discourse no one cares if you call a robot 'clanker' what this means is abusive behavior directed at an inanimate object. no one believes this harms the object at all abusive behavior is toxic and harms the person being abusive a lot of people like being abusive
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Obviously I hope you are right. I don’t see why they wouldn’t enjoy profiting off of both ends
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Happy Monkey @happimonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
2000 election fallout. Various adults asking me if my child mind could decipher the FL ballot
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