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Hansell

@hansellsohot.bsky.social
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• Preparing for the future hellscape • Traveling to places before they sink or catch on fire • #Finsup 🐬 • #pinball is my vice of choice • My coffee and humor are the same: dark 📍 DC

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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cornell 7 just need to complete some 3rd downs - Kirk Herbstreit
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got excited for a second…then I read the rest of the headline
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Join my yearly tradition of celebrating October 1st 🐧🎃
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phillies are trash, blow up the team.
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The slow zoom in by C-Span is the cherry on top
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Madonna is drunk AF, holy sheeet
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait... WHAT???
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Massive appreciation for whomever keeps chopping down the Flock cameras at the end of my street. Thank you 🙌
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When North Korea and Somalia walk out on a UN speech, you know you messed up.
A list of 75 countries that walked out before Netanyahu’s United Nations Speech
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want this. The weirdest flavor combinations are the best ones.
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Find all the Marcos, find ‘em!
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can’t believe I missed this one
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kansas City Chiefs fans have to be the one of the most annoying after Cowboys and Jets. Overly complain about every penalty even when there is visual evidence.
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jayden Daniels is a bust
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I called he was going to tear down the Kennedy Center seven months ago. Follow for more predictions.
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Millions of hungry people will be fed, population is controlled, greenhouse gases will be curbed. Who says no?
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I saw a Ken Paxton commercial in the DC area. wtaf? Texas if y’all don’t vote for Talarico en masse, you’ll be on my travel ban list forever.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 08/09/2026
The not-too-distant future is... tomorrow! Don't miss the premiere of The RiffTrax Experiments in theaters nationwide! Tickets here: www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Disgruntled cunt screams from 5th place
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Here's the slow motion video of the first hail mary synced with the clock from NBC
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Andrew M. | Founder & Advisor 🇬🇷 🇺🇸 @andrewmfounder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A reminder as people hit the road for Labor Day weekend.
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can believe I watched the Big Ten completely rig a game so Michigan could win. Not a chance any time was left. I feel bad for Western Michigan.
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can believe I watched the Big Ten completely rig a game so Michigan could win. Not a chance any time was left. I feel bad for Western Michigan.
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Being around DC, I’ve unfortunately met her. Just as insufferable in person as well. One of those “I can do no wrong” types.
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Even New York doesn’t want to watch Mets baseball
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Welp, I ate blueberries this morning 😒
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Google works. When Fox does not. 🤡
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yes, yes we did. Especially my high school when most houses we’re surrounded by woods, you’d build large bonfires and get plastered with friends. Not a cell phone in sight, just memories.
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Scotland and England came over for the World Cup and enjoyed A/C so much, they realized it’s a necessity.
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
CBS News on their knees simping for public surveillance and totalitarianism.
A CBS Evening News lower third saying “Surveillance Cameras Under Attack” with a picture of a Flock camera.
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Shit, I’ll vote for President El-Sayed right now. Move him up the ladder.
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Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Les Femmes se battent, by Louis Léopold Boilly, 1818, 📸 by @CTriballeau
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dear universe, When I said “things could always be worse”, it wasn’t a fucking challenge.
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The announcer:
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Total Recall
ALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger Total Recall
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Always wondered when the Water Wars would start. Ever see what happens when millions of people stop getting water? We’re about to.
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham?! Wait. What, how?!
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The only way to leave the cult is to die
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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micflo.bsky.social @micflo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There was more life in Mitch McConnell than the men's soccer team tonight.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is probably dead and even he’s having a better week than Graham Platner.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m pretty sure there were more people protesting George Floyd’s murder in the Covid Summer of 2020 than what’s at the fair currently
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to those that celebrate! #LOLMets
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thought this was a painting, ngl
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Hansell @hansellsohot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Knockout rounds are definitely more fun, this feels like March Madness. FIFA should really forego pool play in favor of double elimination, top 64 countries by ranking. After the first loss, get moved into the loser bracket and fight your way out. More games, more yellow/red cards, more strategy.
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