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Hannibal Lecturn

@hanniballecturn.bsky.social
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I am Ted Cruz's sentient beer can.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the funniest shit of all time… wait for it…😂
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
Enten: "Congratulations to Ken Paxton. You are the least popular Texas Senate GOP nominee this century. No one was even in the negative, and you're at -16."
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Therapy. #bikesky #cycling #mtb
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Data centers are gonna be very popular”🤔 Trump again makes it clear his loyalty is to the tech oligarchs (who enrich him and his family), not to regular Americans
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gone. Funded by us. 🇮🇱 🇺🇸 www.instagram.com/reel/DcgyEGt...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
HAYES CLOWNS OGLES after Trump throws him under the bus post-primary loss 🤡🚍: "You almost have to feel bad for Rep Andy Ogles... almost. Oof. Tough break there, Andy." (PSA: You never have to feel bad for Andy Ogles)
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Go ride a bike. #marinbikes #cycling #bikes #xbiking
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 08/07/2026
This is Lucie. She likes to moo, so you can imagine why this herd of cows mistook her as one of their own. And vice versa. 13/10 for all (TT: luciewoos)
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Penny interrupting mom’s doom-scrolling to show her new burrito trick 😘 TT: @penny.corgipoo
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Beautiful day for a ride. #mtb #mountainbiking #cycling
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My project bike is nearing completion. 1991 Trek 1200. Updated to Shimano 105 (5700) and a Deore 11-32 10 speed. #cycling #bikes #vintagebikes #restomodbikes
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My first post is documenting the early part of the year of me getting back into both MTB and road biking quite heavily. When I got into cars I dropped biking almost completely. About a decade and a half later, I almost forgot how much I loved them. #cycling #mtb #biking
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/03/2026
SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.
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Malena-PRO-CHOICE 🌊 🟦🟧Fighting Tyranny! @malena.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
His 6 month old stopped breathing! HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING! A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside! His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
There was never any evidence.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
TEXAS senate candidate Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social (grandson of a Baptist preacher): “I put my hand on a Bible and swore an oath to the constitution, not the other way around.”
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
A monster even in his formative years.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
important
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/07/2025
MSNBC put together a supercut of Republicans trashing on Trump's big bill before they voted for it
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Seth gets it
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...
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Wayne County community rally amid ICE raid at restaurant
Newswatch 16's Emily Kress spoke with people in the Honesdale community who are shaken after watching three restaurant employees get detained.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
CBS reporter Scott Pelley: This is a warning that I fear many will look back on in five or six years and think “he was so right”. If you haven’t already shared this, please do.
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Have A Gay Day @haveagayday.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Never forget
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 19/05/2025
(below an image of Pedro Pascal) “I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” - Pedro Pascal
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