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Hannibal Lecturn

@hanniballecturn.bsky.social
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I am Ted Cruz's sentient beer can.

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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 4h
What the fuck is it with you people and targeting trans people? Run out of minority groups to bully?
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 4h
You think the intent of a livestream isnt a spectacle? Bless your heart.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 4h
Who's idea was it to drag out out of touch podcasters?
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 10h
"Greatest country on earth" and you cretins can't even pretend you have any morals. YOU ARE A REFLECTION OF YOUR ACTIONS. When you make a spectacle of death, you become the culture of death yourself. Find a damn mirror. You've lost your decency.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 15h
Im sorry, when there were two attempts that sent this woman to the hospital, that is absolutely torture...you seem to be struggling with your humanity today.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I cant wait for these bullies to become outcasts. Cant come soon enough.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Clancy was tortured, btw. This wasn't humane either. Do better.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I dont recall ever calling him a victim. I said the optics of livestreaming the killing of a dude in a wheelchair, like this is some shit a fucking "morally good" nation does is a god damned joke. This is shit ISIS does.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And this is why they are going to get fucked royally in the midterms. People are paying attention to all of this shameless dick sucking.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No, it isnt. It's a factual statement. Shooting paraplegics on livestream is some ghoulish shit.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He banned them, now he wants ro sue them for not covering him?😂
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hi, so theres this thing called optics. Nobody says he shouldn't die for his actions. You know that.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unironically, yes.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
His own party is starting to talk.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
-guy with a 30% approval rating.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Ya big meanie Zelenskyy keeps blowing up the refineries of an invading nation". Do these fucking morons think this is going to play with voters at all?
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There will be. He is sabotaging his own future political career
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Has he heard about that bag of money yet?
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Im sorry mike, I'm having trouble hearing you out of that hood you keep trying to hide.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They should all take notes. This dude is the example for disassembling these mealy mouthed maga folks. Optics mean a ton in politics and his approach is perfect.🙌
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He is stone cold. I love watching him ask questions in committee because he is just so straight with these fucks.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Hey, look over there. Its a black guy doing something nefarious." Bro, shut up, lose the midterms and go the fuck away.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And its obvious to all that the country is rejecting them.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is some j6 bullshit all over again. He really doesn't have anything left.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And he is saying the feds will protect you. Again.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
More than the tats, it's the associations (church leadership that shares his views) and the dogwhistles. He knows how he talks. He isnt smart, but he definitely thinks he is being sly.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am bewildered that the leadership here admires fascism and I am entirely convinced Hegseth personally is a big fan of a white supremacist military. With no sense of irony or self reflection, this man is a monster.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ya, I caught that part too
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I need to know how this compares to the size of the reflecting pool
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, he doesnt see or hear jack shit either.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes, sending a losing message all over the place definitely makes it someone else's fault. This entire trump era is a bunch of blame shifting bitches.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just throwing shit at the wall now.😂
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe Mitch can tell us how good hes doing. With words.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They cant. They've all fallen in line so succinctly that voters aren't buying this shit at all.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the funniest shit of all time… wait for it…😂
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Holy fuck.💀
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump is anything but covert in his exploitation and corruption. He is making it incredibly hard to deny at this point, even for his own loyal base.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He is great at this.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like the laws he violated had nothing to do with being a pedophile either.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Voters are beyond fatigued with it.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think people are getting sick of all the cruel nonsense, tbh. I think even MAGA is becoming exhausted with constant insults and no improvements to anyone's lives.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One was literally a campaign speech he made. Full of shit.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Area sociopath doesnt like being told he's the problem.
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I thought Musk was fixing the budget. What happened?
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He just needs to keep talking. Nobody stop him.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
Enten: "Congratulations to Ken Paxton. You are the least popular Texas Senate GOP nominee this century. No one was even in the negative, and you're at -16."
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"No intelligence, no experience, tv cameras, make up rooms and sexy man soldiers."
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Hannibal Lecturn @hanniballecturn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Therapy. #bikesky #cycling #mtb
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Data centers are gonna be very popular”🤔 Trump again makes it clear his loyalty is to the tech oligarchs (who enrich him and his family), not to regular Americans
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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