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Hannah Swithinbank

@hannahswiv.bsky.social
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Assorted Bobbins | Theology, (Ancient) History (PhD, St Andrews) | Priest and Vicar in the Church of England | S-W London, but always missing Cornwall hannahswithinbank.com

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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excuse me, but how come none of y’all told me a sequel to Art of Fielding was coming out soon?
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you’re going to leave empty Thorntons chocolate boxes all over the church garden for the vicar to clean up, then you should also leave the vicar a full box. New rule.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can tell it’s autumn because suddenly TV is all, ‘would you like to watch Slow Horses, and Traitors, and East of Eden, and Kill Jackie, and, and…’ (And goodness do I appreciate the steady drip of the first two)
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am open for your favourite squash recipes.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re watching the first X-Men, and remember when Wolverine was less jacked and it was much more attractive?
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The queuing was fully insane (and nearly induced middle class Britons to riot), but we had great fun testing out bad schoolchild Latin and making Molesworth jokes and enjoying the details of the Bayeux Tapestry.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This afternoon I have found myself musing on the way my vicaring role requires me to do fundraising and grant applications, and the number of voices I hear (especially at synod election time) bemoaning that it wasn’t like this once, and I realised… ✝️🕯️
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel a little seen
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I obviously wasn't done, but I did take a break to order my Christmas Cards from the RNLI, and also their puffin crackers, because those look cute.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's not even 9:30am and I've submitted a chunky funding application *and* nailed down a school meeting I've been keen to get set for a while, so I'm done for the day.
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Caroline Dodds Pennock @carolinepennock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey Siri, what is enshittification?
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My concession to vaguely thinking about Avengers Doomsday prep is watching Agatha All Along, which is quite messy but has a banging cast.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This happened before we moved to Cornwall (which was when I was two) but I’ve always been aware of it, and I give regularly to the RNLI because life in the UK (let alone Cornwall) feels incomprehensible without it and I don’t understand how it doesn’t sit alongside ambulance, fire and police…
A painting by the Cornish artist Kurt Jackson.  It is titled:  Penlee – paying their respects. 2022. It shows a lifeboat slipway without a boat, and the silhouettes of people absorbing the memories.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The first decision I’m making is not to start with the longest one first.
A pile of books sits on a grey sofa and pink blanket. They are 
The Rouse by China Miéville
Exit Party by Emily St John Mandel
The Strangers by Naomi Alderman
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.
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Tom De Ville @devilligan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is on our extremely right wing media and every single MP in a position to speak out against it who has backed away from doing so.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know Gary Oldman gets all the nominations, but let’s be real, Kristen Scott Thomas is the best thing about Slow Horses, no?
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, I just watched the Alliance's General Synod election video, and now I want to vomit over the very unpleasant rhetorical codes scattered all through it ✝️⚓
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every time I have to preach on a set of readings I myself have chosen, I remember why the lectionary is a Good Thing. You think it's going to be fun and then it's all, 'why did I make these choices, what was I think, this is why no one normally gives me this power.' ⚓🕯️✝️
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Aren’t mothers impossible creatures?” Naomi Alderman at her book event at Foyles.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am very over south London's ridiculously high humidity levels at this point. Life does not need to feel like a steam room, I have the spa for that.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A serious democratic society simply cannot allow this. That's £72 million from just two men. (Both, until lately, based overseas). The average UK earner (full-time) would have to work for over 1,800 years to raise that much. It's a nuclear strike on any pretence at the equality of political power
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I absolutely believe England can lose this test match 🏏
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What I love about the people answering “negative” is they are basically saying “the last thousand years? I don’t care for them”.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Church mission conference challenge: get through a day without citing Nehemiah as an example of vision and planning 🕯️✝️
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Count Binface on Test Match Special 🏏 is Peak English, let’s be honest.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The government just do not get it.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Holy Silo Finale, Batman.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m going in on Apple TV’s Mayday to see Kenneth Branagh be a mad red and some very sub-Top Gun capitalist propaganda
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Tim F @culturalsnow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Farage discovering that people within Reform have been soliciting illegal donations.
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Casablanca Humphrey Bogart
ALT: Casablanca Humphrey Bogart
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Hardeep Matharu @hardeepmatharu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now James Orr has stepped down as Reform UK's Head of Policy after C4's report, questions remain for Cambridge – where he is Associate Professor. Byline Times revealed serious concerns about his activities there months ago. We all know there won't now be 200+ articles on him and his life don't we?
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am experiencing some schadenfreude this morning.
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A real test now of the media's appetite for Cambridge professors and their ethics.
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Half my feed is 👀👀👀 at the Reform sorry, and the other half is 👀👀👀👀 at Paul Gross being cast in Heated Rivalry, and I follow all the right people clearly.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Love to watch someone who emphasises the importance of Christian values say “we can easily get away with it”…
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just finished Daniel Kehlmann’s ‘The Director’. Such a good, satisfying thoughtful novel, exploring the ways “it would all be the same without us” is and is not a lie.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am not a fashion girlie, but I am a ‘how do we do repentance, justice and redemption’ girlie, and I found the @fuggirls.bsky.social take on the Met Ball theme reverse ferret FASCINATING drinkswithbroads.substack.com/p/anna-gives...
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Saw my first ever wild choughs today! Most exciting and very pretty
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Protest that endures, I think, is moved by a hope far more modest than that of public success: namely, the hope of preserving qualities in one's own heart and spirit that would be destroyed by acquiescence. Wendell Berry, What Are People For?
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You know you’ve been to Newlyn when you’ve eaten grilled sardines and Jelbert’s ice-cream
Five grilled sardines on a slice of toast with lemon and a green salad A blackboard sign with white chalk selling  ice cream: cones, tubes, with clotted cream and/or a flake
 A scoop of vanilla ice cream in a cone A dirty plate with some eaten sardines (heads and bones), a squeeze of lemon, and some cutlery
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well, that was a very fun two days of reading.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Has any petty tyrant ever been more petty?
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Love to see red flags at the beach in Cornwall coming up to a bank holiday weekend, bc overnight rain means sewage in the water. Hasn’t privatisation been great?
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Someone explain to me why Apple have made a Tides app for their watch but not made a varient for the iPhone?
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh glory, YES.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This was my first encounter with Tim Curry, I was about six, and it remains a formative.
youtu.be
Anything Can Happen on Halloween - The Worst Witch featuring Tim Curry (HD Remaster)
YouTube video by Rad Retro
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’re on a break from the Brothers.
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Hannah Swithinbank @hannahswiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
But why tho.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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