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I love early voting - there’s no lines, the volunteers aren’t stressed out, and I already know who to vote for cause my Dad told me

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 16h

This Halloween we are being chased by a slow walking killer with his dick out the entire time

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Slayyyter looks like they turned a sexy cartoon mouse into a human

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

did we come up with a good slur for billionaires yet? the best i’ve got is “tax dodger”

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Slayyyter looks like they turned a sexy cartoon mouse into a human

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

After much deliberation and a thorough investigation, as well as extensive gathering of public input and a consultation process with numerous experts, we have decided to go ahead and blow up the Earth anyway. For money :)

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“You beat the sack, but the blows are intended for the ass.” - Old German proverb against gooning

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

As a father of three, I ask you: have you seen a toddler with horns? His teeth just came in and he chews through harnesses like licorice

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I bring an Iced Coffee to the interview. The interviewer asks “did you bring enough for everybody?” I grin & reveal a SECOND iced coffee. The interviewer grins back. I’m practically GUARANTEED to get this unpaid internship

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve got him on the Brian Johnson regimen. He looks like undead Gene Shalit but he’s still funny

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

hot honey? oh you mean MY WIFE? hehehehe

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Left Has a Nudnik Problem

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 26/12/2025

writing a horror movie about a jewish exorcist whose catchphrase is “dybbuk stops here”

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Benjamin Sisko is no doubt the hardest Starfleet captain. Q caught his hands once and never bothered the DS9 crew again.

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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026

Looking at another clipart CD and there is a staggering amount of clipart of "x thing enjoying a beer." Why

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

male loneliness epidemic, ecological collapse, cherry coke zero shortage…

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

People actually don’t know there are different types of American Jews the way there are different types of Elves. NY Jews =High Elves; Chicago Jews = Wood Elves; California Jews = Surf Elves

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My last name Jewish My hand gestures Italian

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Havana Syndrome Gun (from Galoob)

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Alfred Hitchcock’s Shooting Thick Rope Alfred Hitchcock’s Blastin’ Fat Rope Rope: A Film About Cum by Alfred Hitchcock Alfred Hitchcock’s Rope (that he blasted all over a picture of Grace Kelly)

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yeah, I've done some work for TPM...

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Having causal sex. When we bust, it sets off a chain of events that both of us are powerless to stop.

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’ll just say it: Dad’s turkey carving game was off lastThanksgiving. His slices were too irregular. Cousin Jack couldn’t estimate his macros and Grandma nearly choked. That’s why I’m announcing my insurgent campaign for Turkey Carver in 2026

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

pitching some really bad socialist sketch comedy like… uh… Anarchist Bookstore Rescue… er… Weekend At Stalin’s 2… annnd…. AI Chatbots Union… yeah. real stinkers.

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BILFS (Boats I’d Like To Float)

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Canadian Animation Guild - IATSE Local 938 @cag938.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

IT'S A.....HALLOWEEN PARTY! Join CAG + your industry ghoul-friends for a night of fang-tastic fun @ the ANZA Club Upstairs Hall October 16, 2026 from 8 PM to 1 AM! Thrills + chills, cash bar, sweet treats, + costume contest! Space is limited, so don't get ghosted ~ grab your ticket now!

An illustrated poster in bright greens, purples, and oranges featuring a red cartoony character rising from a coffin. The Text reads:

RE-ANIMATED! A CAG 938 Halloween Party

Spooky Entertainment - Drinks & Treats - Costume Contest

Friday, Oct 16, 2026
ANZA Club
3 W 8th Ave
Vancouver
8 til late

General Tickets $15
CAG Members $10

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Gross! I found a pube in this glass of my own urine

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Yeah, Sir Gawain is nepo baby but that's the round table for you

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"However active the leading group may be, its activity will amount to fruitless effort by a handful of people unless combined with the activity of the masses" - Mao Zedong “There’s nothing worse than a socialist who can’t be chill and hang out.” - Hank Lunch

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am pretty damn good at getting therapy patients to kill themselves, thank you

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

cramming a whole donut into my mouth

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I think it’s the opposite they seem very worried about mortality

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Cut me off on the Burrard Bridge

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Would you both really need to reply to this if I hadn’t

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Finished Widow’s Bay and AppleTV+ immediately started playing Ted Lasso. Ruined the vibe completely.

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Yeah the problem is, it’s me. I’m the guy. But I never buy a ticket

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If it doesn’t smell like moldy plywood and have a clerk whose hair is too big for their head, it’s not a real video store sorry!!!!

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When I’m sick I get some R&R: Robitussin and Robots Tusslin’

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Me on vacation looking at souvenirs: “What would I do with a stupid piece of branded plastic” Me at Labour Day: “OMG Teamsters Local 381 has keychains 🥹”

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I think watermelons & blueberries is a better analogy than apples & oranges

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If you eat food together you are basically a cult

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