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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

His name is Andy Winzer now. Stop calling him “former prince Andrew sparklepants” or whatever honorific.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Oh it’s good for somebody…

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I’m “googling ‘Joe Rogan rotator cuff Mexico stem cells’” years old now. That’s 51 btw. Don’t judge me. He can’t be wrong about everything.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

In truth, this is how weirdos got to be in control over the last two decades: They showed up to meetings consistently. And barely if ever acted normal.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I did not want to go to see Christmas lights at the Atlanta Botanical Gardens but then this happened.

Multicolored lighted strings hanging downward glow at night on walkway at Atlanta Botanical Gardens

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Leave it to the tech industry to make me rethink “fundamentalism is bad.” Like if we could bring back the Inquisition for just this one really specific bit of heresy…

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I told Siri to stop playing music when really it was Alexa playing music. And now things are all awkward at my house.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

The ratio is probably commensurate with the amount of rights and access to due process.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Wait—did it fail? Lol no I’m not reading this article.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I, a homeowner who has not updated his language, am hiding under the bed for when the language police get here.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Bro that’s not what’s doing that

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I bring civil fraud cases, and I tell my clients that even if I draft the indictment, and cross-tab the evidence, and color-code it, the chances of LE being interested or capable of proceeding with it is depressingly slim. Training for it is not where the resources go.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I’m many years ahead of you on that boycott, boss

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

[guy who made a billion dollars secretly feeding you lizard meat] I think I speak for all honest hard-working Americans when I say we need to shut down the Department of Checking What Kind of Meat That Is

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

And then all at once, an entire city said in unison “oh shut up Tom”

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I want to be mad and invested in this new fight but I just don’t have that many opportunities to refer to the Gulf of Mexico in daily conversation. Just know I’m trying to work it in more, though. #doingmypart

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Yeah I’ve read a few of those and I think you have to get through a pretty unpleasant bit before you get to cool animals roaming around re-wilded cities.

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Litbowl @litbowl.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

For reference, this is the set of menu options (under Admin Console > Generative AI > Gemini for Workspace) that SHOULD be available for everyone but are not.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Look terriers are fast and noisy and it’s sometimes it’s hard to count them when they won’t be still. I stand with the USA here. But is this like an asset forfeiture…? This is a crazy small number of dogs for the DEA to take an interest in.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

If Yellowstone is a spiritual sequel to Lonesome Dove, then yes, a beloved character indeed has to get randomly kicked to death by a horse near the end of the story.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I was just about to get up and go for a run but now that’s clearly impossible

Tiny dog resting head on socked foot. The author could go run at the cost of causing the dog minor inconvenience only.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Everyone enjoyed today’s hike, which turned into a ride for some.

Smiling hiker with small dog in backpack looking irritable

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Brooke Jarvis @brookejarvis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory

A map of flight paths emanating from breeding colony of gulls, with this caption: Early on, LifeWatch noticed something odd. Most gulls were making daily trips to Mouscron, a city on the French border 65 km away. They went to investigate and found the birds bingeing on discarded snacks at the Roger & Roger potato factory.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

All I learned from the Tyson/Paul fight is that I want more Lennox Lewis/Evander Holyfield commentary. They could take their Waldorf and Statler routine to some other sports. Start with tennis and golf probably.

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Hanhiero @hanhiero.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

-White water raft guide -Carpenter -Olympic baggage handler -Estimator -Water authority chairman

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