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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad

@hangrydad.bsky.social
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Your dad from twitter, now on Bluesky. Hope you've tidied your room. Also on letterboxd: boxd.it/51pzj

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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 10h
Something by Junji Ito, or a Calvin & Hobbes treasury. There's probably a middle ground to be found.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 11h
I know he's not picky about his acting roles, but still. 😞
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 11h
The power of big data.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 20h
b3ta.com
gnops - B3ta Dictionary
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 21h
Is Nina Conti on tour again?
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 21h
Editor: You get a profile photo? Juliet: Sure did boss, real fuckin smug just like you asked. Editor: what
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"We've just taken over Warner Bros. and everyone thinks we're evil. There's only one thing to do: hire Tony Blair!"
Mike Myers as Doctor Evil, doing that thing with his pinky.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know we like to live in the past but "pretending the Blitz is ongoing" is pushing it a bit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One slice of toast should hold the beans, the other the eggs, so I'd deduct points for presentation, but not the actual content. And they've got a banana for afters - wouldn't get that during the war!
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had the idea of balloon-modelling Tommy guns, but then realised that I've just nicked that from The Mask.
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The Mask's Tommy Balloon Gun
Alt: Green-faced Jim Carey, dressed as a carnival barker, and magically making a real gun from a balloon model.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ha! I didn't know there was an actual Warhammer Roleplaying game (although I should have guessed).
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clowns have a bad rep, but they can turn their hands to pretty much anything.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I couldn't help reading this in his voice.
Ren Höek, the demented chihuahua of Ren & Stimpy fame, showing off some fine rubber nipples by placing them on each of his fingers.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I keep going into Luton and not getting knifed, it's crazy.
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Orac | buy my miniatures! @mnorac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With Doctor Who being taken out behind the woodshed by Disney, James Bond belonging to Amazon, and the death of Queen Elizabeth, the Adeptus Astartes may genuinely be the UK's largest remaining cultural export.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
British industries are fishing, steel, and ship building. Somehow, unmanned data centres are an acceptable alternative, but nothing else is.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
... but it might work for us! 🙄
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Muslamic Vay-guns?
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Plot twist: it's the Ayatollah of a Rock and Rolla, and he folds you in half for making fun of his Magikarp.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, it's a stunning combination of cringe, slop, and various hate crimes. Really very on brand.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The hordes of the damned just love a bit of mood lighting.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Racism? From the Conservatives? Say it ain't so!
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looks like he works at Gringotts. 🤔
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He wanged on about grabbing a rifle to defend his Brexit, and then a pro-remain MP got shot dead in the street. The problem with Farage isn't that he brings it on himself, but that he brings it on others.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Either he's tapped in to a deeper strain of irony than I can appreciate, or he's even more of a bellend than I'd assumed.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can't just go around making jokes on the Internet, you know.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please tell me that's a spoof website that's been setup to mock him?
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Late night at the cinema, thanks to Hope being infinity hours long, but here's my #LastFourWatched :
Hope (2.5⭐)
Wasteman (4⭐)
Bad Apples (4.5⭐)
Resident Evil (4⭐)
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hegseth's a bit of a twat, too. 😂 🤣 😆 🤣 😂
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mister high-testosterone-manly-man-grr-army doesn't like beards, now?
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Machete would never. Ugh.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Unabomber and the Yorkshire Ripper, teaming up to do hard sums.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A lot of fannying around?
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wikipedia says it's still operational in Toronto - I don't know how business works? Does feel like a crime that stuff this influential has wound up in the financial equivalent of a car boot sale, though!
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's like the end of Impostor, when Gary Sinise discovers that he's been a robotic duplicate for the whole film. (spoilers for a 25 year old film that no one bothered to watch, sorry)
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is the socialism in the room with us now?
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Samwise Gamgee (Sean Astin, Lord Of The Rings), says "Blu-Tack".
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Broke a capacitor off a laptop motherboard and reattached it with BluTack - that's a viable, long-term fix, right?
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uh oh.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had some pretty sweet neon-yellow socks (as was the style at the time).
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three day working week, too - result!
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Aging Aging Faster
Alt: Matt Damon, rapidly aging (from Saving Private Ryan, I think).
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a productive unit of economic activity."
Ray Liotta as Henry Hill, in Goodfellas, wearing a blue suit and looking vaguely mournful.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
... and I saw Iran and Iran looked at me.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Change your name to Henry, you suck so much.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My source? She goes to another school, you wouldn't know her.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't completely follow what's going on there (malmuts? argmax? 🤷 ), but don't LLMs cock-up even simple maths precisely because they're not doing calculations, just serving up likely-looking answers?
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Horse.
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The 13 Ghosts of Hangry Dad @hangrydad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can only hope she washed her hands afterwards.
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