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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This is so, so much worse than I imagined when I heard him describe it.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 27/01/2025
WHINY PISSY AMERICAN TECH OVERLORD: In an effort to miss our climate targets we've invented the Mind Stealer. Your children are now considered proprietary software. We're charging you $78 a month for this. The social contract must be rewritten. Even gods may die wh [China does something] MODS? DAD??
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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Well at least there was this. #sjsharkie
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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Sharkie has been euthanized. His wounds were fatal.
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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Awaiting a sacrifice
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 22/01/2025
every online argument requires one person to spread their asshole real wide and another person to yell slurs into it
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Opinion | It’s time for Americans of every political stripe to stand behind President Musk. by Ro Khanna
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itemlabel.com @itemlabel.com · 18/11/2024
ok the next giveaway is here. the prize is 5 series & blindbags. (*for one winner) rebluesky and follow to enter. the winner will be chosen at 10pm EST or something
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/11/2024
You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
tfw dad puts on the gym jorts whose smell caused the divorce
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