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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

That was fucking entertaining I don’t know what you’re on about. Like suddenly the nfl turned into a middle school game.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I mean the shoe fit pretty damn well

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I fostered some kittens in El Cerrito 15 years ago that looked identical to those! Strong bloodlines in the strays near the Pacific East Mall.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I imagine they only pay royalties if you actually watch something so, profit I guess.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Little New Mexico was such a cute baby

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

So you also watched the Gramling State vs. Southern University bowl game today?

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

That’s definitely outside Valley Fair and is the most San Jose man I’ve ever heard speak. No way it’s fake.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

There’s an alien in Ringworld that has exactly that. Turns target into a hypno slave. Not recommending the book, it kinda sucks.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

That’s basically the plot of Pandorum but on a really big spaceship.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Reading this and wondering if I missed out in childhood. I read Invisible Man in middle school. It might have had the same effect, though not YA. It was easily the best book I was assigned to read in school.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I stood in a line that wrapped around the largest mall in the city to see that in theaters. Absolutely a formative moment.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Ok, “Elronon” was clearly named by Tolkien-loving chemist.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

This is so, so much worse than I imagined when I heard him describe it.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I got caught in one of these once and had to go to bike traffic school. The officer running it thought the whole thing was insane, so we watched YouTube videos for an hour, and he signed everyone as passed.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

From this, looks like the Model Y was in fact bust selling but brand is well behind Toyota and Honda. www.cncda.org/wp-content/u...

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Let’s not overreact. The Warriors are not playing very well right now and still could have won if it weren’t for a couple of very bad possessions in OT. Kawhi still dangerous but Harden looks slow and stoppable.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Find the cookbooks and just start going through ingredients in Bernie voice. “One! [pause] cup of flour.”

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

No need to tell us. 2.5 is not in the middle of a 1 to 5 rating system god dammit. You don’t give 0 stars. You give an extremely wet 1 star as the lowest, so the middle is fucking 3.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

You forgat about Sheldon Adelson that fast?

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

What Bunnicula-eaten albino ass food is that?

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Truly a hallmark of industries experiencing rapid, history-making hypergrowth.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Not to mention “the lore” is all homoerotic as fuck. Just naked, hairless giants oiling their armor with some battles in between.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

That’s not an Elon kid name though, they’re all named by the moms. I assume he just calls them all “Pepe Jr.” or some shit in person.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

They’d basically have 3 bass players in that case.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Like, these are not evil geniuses, they are former teacher’s pets going to extreme measures to make whatever authority figure they recognize tell them they did a good job.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Something you and Doctorow sorta miss is that big, profitable companies, once the old guard loses interest, are inevitably taken over by insufferable ass kissers. And once one of them makes it to the top, the only asses left to kiss are large institutional shareholders.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

It was worth the five days since uploading it took you to write that promo.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Torrent streams from Asia are sometimes like this.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Is that the one that’s like 4 minutes of crooning about peaches?

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

The early movies are somehow worse than the books. Chris Columbus’s movies do not hold up today. They have this awkward “imitation Spielberg” taste where they’re competently made for the most part but edited like a local TV news segment and somehow feel 5x longer than they are.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 27/01/2025

WHINY PISSY AMERICAN TECH OVERLORD: In an effort to miss our climate targets we've invented the Mind Stealer. Your children are now considered proprietary software. We're charging you $78 a month for this. The social contract must be rewritten. Even gods may die wh [China does something] MODS? DAD??

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Man you’re like the dril of dad jokes. Just too serendipitous for our modern era.

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handypants.bsky.social @handypants.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Sharkie has been euthanized. His wounds were fatal.

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