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@handsomejess.bsky.social
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forever living with a pizza burn in the roof of my mouth 😎👉 (they/them pls)

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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
*PUP voice* why is it still RAINIIIIIIIIIIING
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
was watching old @secretsleepoversociety.com vods and came across their playthrough of another crab's treasure so I decided to download it and I definitely suck at it so far, but strangely enough saying "this is so beatable" to myself actually is helping
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Maxine W @milliastrange.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
@handsomejess.bsky.social @voidshine.bsky.social and I with America's local band @cheekface.bsky.social !!
The poster and her friends with America's local band Cheekface! I don't feel like describing their outfits but they all look an effortless combo of casual and fly
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ciara ✨️ @rhiannon-comma.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
graphic design is my passion
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
me omw to ruin someone’s whole week
Kendrick Lamar performing at the 2025 Super Bowl halftime show, as he turns to the camera to say “Say Drake, I hear you like ‘em young”. He is grinning like a maniac and very pleased with himself
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JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The smile at the camera when he said "Say, Drake"
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i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
if i text you this just know you’re cooked
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✨ felony ✨ @warmleatherette.com · 04/02/2025
i’m gonna be real with yall, i don’t usually want to keep the brainworm pieces i make but like look at this absolute gothic monstrosity i love her 🖤⛓️✨
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I love zooming in on the doordash map to see exactly what stop light the driver is stuck at
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Isabella Roland @izball.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Hello I’m Izzy long live socialism
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Jesstergen 👩🏻‍🚀 ✨ @rougerogue.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
“Fyi, we call them skeets…”
Alien, from the titular franchise is up in sigornys grill… looks like they are whispering…
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✨ felony ✨ @warmleatherette.com · 13/11/2024
these beautiful babies are still available!!! get cool shit and help me pay my friend for the collab 💚🖤 warmleatherette.com/collections/...
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I personally cannot wait to sob into a cheese board with my dear friend and a nice merlot
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
🫡💜💛
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
evil Aaron West be like "so I stay awake drinking red wine vinegar"
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
it should be illegal to feel dysphoric at a glass beach concert
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
I deleted all my social media apps bc I'm Going Through Something, but I forgot about bluesky but like, it barely counts
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
THAT'S MY FRIEEEENNNDDDSSS 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
"A world without trans people has never existed and never will" Poster spotted in Olympia, WA
Poster on a wall that says "A world without trans people has never existed and never will"
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
this is how I avoid dysphoria
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
you google "boy fairy" to look for inspiration for the ren faire and it's all just green vests. no!! I want to look SLUTTY!! I can't do that if I accidentally cosplay that peanut butter boy, "fairy prince" isn't helpful either, like cmon, it'll be my last weekend with tits, I want it to be special
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
ooh also my samsung ass finally has all the good emojis!! 🫠🥹🫡
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
no greater joy than eating a patty melt stoned with ur tits out maybe eating cereal stoned with your tits out, but at the very least this sandwich is giving it a run for its money
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drew @dogballs.info · 07/02/2024
Ask not for whom the Ben Folds
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
I cannot explain it but Spencer Agnew does give off the vibe of an older bisexual woman
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
hurting my feelings for fun again (I'm looking at the pit bulls I can't have on petfinder)
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
reskeet with your favourite meme you've made (I couldn't choose one bc I'm hilarious)
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Vi “The Bitch™” Viana 🇧🇷🇵🇸 @xvixvianax.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
no no NO no more “kurt cobain was actually a trans woman” takes people know that we can just celebrate living trans people without doing a assigned gender on a non-consenting dead person, right?
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
2 important pieces of business to discuss 1. I look good as hell 2. We have a bunch of leftover JER merch!!! A few pieces in each design left in limited sizes. Help us cover tour expenses for our upcoming run by grabbing some! www.skatunenetwork.com/category/jer
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Vi “The Bitch™” Viana 🇧🇷🇵🇸 @xvixvianax.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Billie Joe Armstrong BEFORE a crowd of people loudly sang the word “faggot” / Billie Joe Armstrong AFTER a crowd of people loudly sang the word “faggot”
screenshot of Billie Joe Armstrong singing onto a mic and playing an acoustic guitar during an impromptu Green Day performance in a NYC subway station. Jimmy Fallon is pointing and singing a lot and it’s kinda sus tbhscreenshot of Billie Joe Armstrong now backing away from the mic with a surprised expression during an impromptu Green Day performance in a NYC subway station. Jimmy Fallon turned the other way and kept playing tambourine for some goddamn reason.
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
in honor of the new AW20 single dropping today, I've decided to listen to their entire 90 minute discography in chronological order and ruin my entire morning 😎👍
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Vi “The Bitch™” Viana 🇧🇷🇵🇸 @xvixvianax.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
the illustrious @themollyzone.bsky.social interviewed me for her series Three Music Thingz where i got to chat about stuff that i consider essential for my songwriting! you can now read me talking about the notes app, robot drummers, and gay love!! www.ienjoymusic.net/vi-viana-thr...
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Three Music Thingz with Vi Viana
We are so back with another edition of Three Music Thingz, the series in which I ask music people for three thingz that are essential to their music-making. Any ol' thing will do. Today we have Vi Vi...
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
goals for 2024: *have a cat somehow *lop off the tiddy *girlfriend??? (looks bleak but a guy can dream) *have a shot of gus n bru *write one song that doesn't suck *don't shit myself (29 years strong, gotta keep the streak going)
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Scary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
My boyfriend is releasing his first single!!! Presave it! It’s a great song, with a really great b-side! (I am not saying this because I played bass on it, but I did lol) distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
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Changes by Cynful Ukes
Stream and Pre-save Changes - Distributed by DistroKid
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Vi “The Bitch™” Viana 🇧🇷🇵🇸 @xvixvianax.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
FIRST 2024 SHOW IN NY!! On 1/11, late birthday show, all my musician lovers and I will be playing at Caffeine Underground! @charlotteciemme.bsky.social is returning to NY and will be joined by @swanreal.bsky.social + @veronicapru.bsky.social + the bday girl (me) 🎨: @phobia.bsky.social / design: me
photo of Vi Viana at her last birthday wearing bunny ears and a velvet black dress, featuring decorations that say “Hoppy Birthday Vivi” and bunnies under it.flyer for January 11th, 2024 acoustic show at Caffenine Underground. 

Illustration by @phobia.bsky.social / graphic design by Vi Viana

line up:
Ciemme (Minneapolis, MN)
Swan Reap
Veronica Prudence
Vi Viana (late birthday show)

6PM / $10 at Caffeine Underground - 447 Central Ave Suite A, Brooklyn NY.
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
*sitting down to watch the newest smosh reddit video* ooooh time for my stories
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
I will be the resident disco ball for the event
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 10/10/2023
bitch bitch bitch bitch tiddies bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch dong bitch bitch bitch bitch tiddies tiddies bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch dong bitch bitch titties titties Tiddies bitch bitch bitch bitch dong dong dong bitch bitch bitch bitch tiddies bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch dong bitch bitch bitc
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 11/10/2023
this will never not be funny
a t-shirt with a picture of a blonde woman, in what appears to be a prom dress, with a drink photoshopped in front of her. the caption on the shirt says "who drink arnorl palmer"
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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 10/10/2023
“Tori has become so trans that she can enter every single bathroom in the continental United States simultaneously, and there’s absolutely nothing anyone can do to stop her,” said Cincinnati city officials... From @theonion.com www.theonion.com/increasingly...
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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
EVERYWHERE—As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person To...
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Ripley has been missing for two days and I know her mom and dad want her home. If you're in the Toms River area or know people who are, please please share ❤️
RIPLEY - identifying markings: white spot on chest white paws. Ripley went missing on the corner of Windsor and Garfield Ave. in Toms River, NJ. Missing since 9/20/23. She is friendly and spayed. Call or text with info: 908-330-3568.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Aabria GMing a Redwall esque D20 mini featuring an all star cast (including Brennan and Izzy as players together!!!) playing a family of stoats is absolutely going to annihilate me and I CANNOT wait
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 20/09/2023
Poster on a telephone pole reading "WHAT IF A BIG SHARK JUST ATE ALL OF THE TERFS CHOMP CHOMP"
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Reskeet with one song and one meme to describe your week so far:
LIKED U BETTER by Jeff RosenstockSam Reich from dropout.tv sitting at a desk saying "and that noise came from the ankles"
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just some guy 🍉🍉🍉 @handsomejess.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Advertise your account with a screenshot of an anime that fits your vibe
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Vi “The Bitch™” Viana 🇧🇷🇵🇸 @xvixvianax.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
ONE WEEK!! I took a break from solo shows for a bit, but I’ll be playing an acoustic set at Bar Freda in NY next Tuesday (9/12)! Playing with some of my Tennessee besties in Burnt Toast, along with Jarl who’s touring all the way from France, and Chic Fads! 📸: maxim.moritz on ig
Vi Viana playing an acoustic guitar and singing into a microphone at a beautiful outdoor wedding, wearing a fancy green-ish dress and professional hair and make-upA show flyer featuring multiple panels of Wolverine from the X-Men. The flyer reads “Jarl (Normandy, France) and Burnt Toast (Knoxville, TN) are playing at Bar Freda. So are Chic Fads and Vi Viana from Gutless. $10 at the door. September 12th at 6:30pm. I’ll be sure to catch them.”
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Scary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
I done been interviewed! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsYF...
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Live Free DIY Hard: Interview With How I Became Invisible
RoBi interviews Emily of How I Became Invisible about her newest album "Better, Or The Next Best Thing" releasing September 26th. Pre-orders start September ...
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