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Samlet 🖖

@hamsamlet.bsky.social
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Lexington, KY by way of Qo’Nos 170+ poems and essays inspired by Star Trek: The Next Generation buttondown.com/trekphrasis/archive/…

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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 22h
Suddenly even straighter cuz she just left me! Happy Tuesday!
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The straightest thing about me is I can’t stand my girlfriend’s mom
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Finally made flossing a habit and while my smile has never been brighter my mirror has never been dirtier
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am growing very close to convinced that Andy Beshear actually Believes in Things.
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I genuinely think I would enjoy monastic life but it turns out they don’t allow bipolar men with mid-life crises to join
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My problem with astrology boils down to the insane idea that Aquarius is an air sign
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Really enjoying this Sherlock/WWE crossover ep
A screenshot of Eddie Guerrero at Wrestlemania XX with a caption that says “No, Holmes, I’m proud to be the WWE Champion”
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Turns out I actually have QUADpolar disorder
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There should be a scene where the rebels ask Luke how the fuck womp rats get to be two meters long
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As a Kentuckian I approve these messages
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just like I learned in Italy
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shouts to the door-to-door salesman who looked me up and down and asked if I was the “person” of the house
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Supposed to work on my blood pressure so I’m taking a beta blocker before eating fish and chips
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Diet Coke over ice is basically an IV bag
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am never as enamored with horse riding as video games expect me to be
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Whoever had their Disney+/Hulu logged in on my tv finally got tired of my shit and changed the password, probably because I kept adding pro wrestling docs to the queue
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This was my favorite segment from the drone show they’re doing at Dollywood this year. Glad I filmed it cause I really need it right now 💔
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m such a fuckup I’m probably the only 40 year old MFA who’s never Executive Directored something before
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Una McCormack @unamccormack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.” Acts of the Emissary 6: 19.
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Breath of the Wild. I was completely overwhelmed by the scope of the game, and couldn’t imagine a future where I found even a third of the korok seeds. I prefer my Zelda’s top-down like Link Between Worlds (the best!)
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Watching season four of Righteous Gemstones annnndddddd allllsssooooooooo thinking about maaayybbeeee applying to… …(seminary)?
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Woke up with a spring in my step* this morning! *insatiable desire to abuse caffeine
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Casting director wanted me to cut 15 seconds out of my self-tape. Took two hours but I managed to cut out an entire minute Neurodivergent fixation strikes again!
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I think about this literally every day as not only the worst advice I’ve ever received but also as a startling reminder that even medical professionals can think that masking is an effective solution to mental illness
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Me: Sometimes I jabber cuz of ADHD, but sometimes it’s to avoid the silent treatment, cuz my dad would ignore me for days until I finally said something he found interesting. I know it can be annoying, I’m just seeking assurance of love and safety. GF: (nods, followed by 20 minutes of silence)
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I swear to God there’s a fry in this bag we haven’t found yet
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wouldn’t it be great to be a pet? Imagine someone cheering you and calling you a good boy every time you ate a meal or took a shit
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This edible ain’t shit, etc
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The odyssey but Odysseus gets stranded in the pattern buffer instead
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Today I had a root beer float for the first time in a very long time. We should all be drinking more root beer floats
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There used to be an entire middle class of working actors who did commercials that has been completely obliterated by the celebrity endorsement machine. Don Draper says endorsements are lazy, but Jon Hamm is in all the commercials now so
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ey fuck you, stars!
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I hold the record for Largest Head Circumference at three different university theatre departments (I’ve never met a hat that fit)
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A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SPICY. But not wrong, imo. Found family and friendship are great, but there's something to be said for the complete absence of duty or Big Goods in a lot of modern media.
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Too much coffee, not enough poop
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Today is one of those days where I’m pretty much staying on this side of the grass out of spite. But don’t worry, as a late diagnosed disabled person with the soul of an artist, I have endless reserves
Freddy Rumsen speaking to Don Draper. Freddy asks “I mean, are you just going to kill yourself? Give them what they want?”
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Indiana shits all over Kentucky for being “the South” meanwhile their motto is “The Crossroads of America” because no one wants to stay there, they’re just driving through
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Am I ever going to learn that when a new employer says “We need fresh ideas!” what they really mean is “Keep your mouth shut or we’ll fire you”?
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
X:Men Origins Wolverine
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My grandmother is dying a bad death, and recently confessed through scratching on a pad (she can’t talk anymore) that she has been praying to die. So now I’m praying for mercy too, and, as you can imagine, I’m feeling a lot of guilt as a result. Is there a Star Trek episode about this?
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 09/07/2026
How do I get this story noticed by science fiction fans? Jewish Currents isn't exactly known as an outlet for SF
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
On set filming a movie today and there is no Diet Coke anywhere to be found. Would someone please contact the SAG police for me? I am dangerously un-caffeinated
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Connor Ratliff @connorratliff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The Coyoteverse Films of Jones & Maltese 35 short films + 1 TV pilot Follow along here as we watch 'em all during July & August in anticipation of the long-awaited theatrical release of #CoyoteVsACME on August 28th!
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Heartwarming (and Star Trekking) thread for your Thursday morning. This is what it looks like when we embody Trek’s best values
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It’s going to be a tough day. My grandmother is starting hospice care and I'm headed up to her house to put some of her furniture in storage and make space for a hospital bed
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Every Friday when I see this skeet I’m already in bed
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dirt of the looming dawn @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026
you might lose your job for teaching the actual words of douglass in a classroom, but - hey, what if we made it into a video game hosted by a scurrilously coded ai program?! EUREKA!!!
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 13/06/2026
The programmers of the Tribeca Film Festival should be ashamed.
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
New career goal just dropped
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