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Samlet 🖖

@hamsamlet.bsky.social
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Lexington, KY by way of Qo’Nos 170+ poems and essays inspired by Star Trek: The Next Generation buttondown.com/trekphrasis/archive/…

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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Really enjoying this Sherlock/WWE crossover ep
A screenshot of Eddie Guerrero at Wrestlemania XX with a caption that says “No, Holmes, I’m proud to be the WWE Champion”
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Today is one of those days where I’m pretty much staying on this side of the grass out of spite. But don’t worry, as a late diagnosed disabled person with the soul of an artist, I have endless reserves
Freddy Rumsen speaking to Don Draper. Freddy asks “I mean, are you just going to kill yourself? Give them what they want?”
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
When I give my cat Butler one of these treats I sing “Baby Butler Chicken Tube” to the tune of “Peanut Butter Jelly Time”
A big ol’ ginger tabby chowing down on some breakfast. In the foreground, a hand is holding a Delectables squeezable chicken-flavored treat.
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Jadzia Dax and Arandis are showing a lot of skin (for Star Trek) and gazing hungrily at the clay sculpture they are stroking together. The sculpture is charitably described as “rather phallic.” It is a horny picture of a horny scene of a horny show.
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
“Ya hear that, squirrels and bunnies?”
Zap Rowsdower
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Was feeling focused, motivated, and extremely capable, until I noticed the deadline I’m working towards is June 30, not June 1. Now I am foggy, fatigued, and dyspeptic.
Hobbes: Do you have an idea for a project yet?

Calvin: No, I’m waiting for inspiration. You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. 

Hobbes: What mood is that?

Calvin: Last minute panic.
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Kenneth the Page: I studied TV theory at Kentucky Mountain Bible College.
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
When all three uniform colors are on screen at the same time. That’s why I watch Star Trek.
Data, Picard, and Troi on the bridge of the Enterprise D. Data’s uniform is yellow, Picard’s is red, and Troi’s is blue.
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The Future is Trans #transdayofvisibility Art by: kind.social/@mangled_pix...
The symbol of the Klingon Empire decorated with the colors of the Trans Flag (blue, pink, and white. The symbol appears in front of a rainbow, with a backdrop of the starry sky.
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Samlet 🖖 @hamsamlet.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Reposted with alt text
Lego Kylo Ren, shirtless, with his big ol’ Lego titties hanging out
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