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@hamo.bsky.social
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No one else is gonna sing your song @hamo_d on the bad place Wellington adjacent (Upper Hutt) 🇳🇿

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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 11h
Is Chrisfest over yet?
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 11h
We'd all be better off for it, except for the people wherever he ended up...
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 11h
Sadly the Kens of this world are all mouth and no trousers. He's not going anywhere and he knows it.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 13h
I will not be watching the debate. I dont need to be that angry.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22h
The great thing about these billboards is that from a distance all you can see is the word "NO" on a National blue background...
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But it lodges in people's heads and that's all they want.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had to remake this but when I was looking for the original in my phone I searched for Hodor and it brought up a picture of me at the rugby. 😐
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hodor from Game of Thrones but the caption says Roadmore.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine being one of the NPC teams that didn't put 50 points on Wellington this season. How embarrassing. I mean, can you even call yourselves a team?
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
ALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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DiaBrave Sid @diabrave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Amazing timeline synchronicity...
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's Bluesky mate, there are no younger readers. 😉
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I barely look at it, but sometimes I can't avoid it.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Accidentally looked at Facebook. I curate it as much as possible and still I see dipshits.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ALL THE THINGS
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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The craziest thing about elections is seeing how many grown adults have been tricked into thinking that their tax money going towards public services that serve them is a bad thing and not the point of taxes. People proudly living worse lives because theyve been convinced a better life is "woke"
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Replace heart with arse in love song lyrics You're here, there's nothing I fear And I know that my arse will go on
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The ungoodest
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I thought you might say that 😆
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That feels like they were grasping a bit
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kind of feels that way
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just got a rejection email that used the word "unsuccess", and I don't know how to feel about that.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Certainly feels like it was an accelerator but the behaviours were already there being fed by the online environment and the influence of malicious actors I reckon.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Halloween 9: You Kids Get Off My Lawn
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Key govt era feels like such a radically different time it might as well be the Victorian age. Something broke in the last ten years that's hard to define.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His age and stage made it tough, but he was otherwise in decent health so we kind of had to. My impending lack of income was the main hesitation.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks, he's doing really well. It was emergency surgery to save him from bloat / GDV, so had to make a snap decision to spend the money. We were just lucky we could.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not being a customer I don't think I should enter, but we spent close to $7k to save Handsome Patrick.
Our Dachshund Patrick with tube in his nose rests on a blanket in the car after his operation. Same Dachshund lying on his side in a dog bed, recovering nicely.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh OK, four 😁
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I've bought it in three different formats now 😂
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I had a double vinyl of Live After Death at one point but I don't know what happened to it, which is criminal.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Little bit...
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@delphijunkie.bsky.social have you seen this? www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0HHF86YJ...
amazon.co.uk
Amazon.co.uk
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man I am just out here ruining evenings.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the shade that I'm here for. And the picture 🤌
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did wonder until I worked that out. 😁
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ahh sorry man
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Martin Lawrence as Marcus Burnett: My Bad
ALT: Martin Lawrence as Marcus Burnett: My Bad
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm loving these pics
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks for reminding me I have Squiggles in the pantry 👍
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I gave my kid infinite personalised ice cream, how do you think they'd start feeling about ice cream after a while?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Cheers with Giant Wine Glasses
ALT: Cheers with Giant Wine Glasses
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Interesting mental exercise trying to remember all my consulting engagements from a job I did ten years ago.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will want this played at my funeral.
Billy Taylor Trio version of I Wish I Knew.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's OK, it's not like it's his job to know or anything.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's a mental picture I could have done without tbh 😂
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Erin 🏳️‍⚧️ @queerjoy.nz · 28/09/2026
The lunchslop will haunt my dreams.
An image selection catpcha complete with "I'm not a robot" box.
It says "select all squares with Rustic Potatoes", and an array of nine not very appetising school lunch pictures is below. Some of these do in fact contain Rustic Potatoes.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"We have to go further". Is he for real? When you go further down the wrong road, you don't get closer to the destination. How is this too hard for him?
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this the good news she was talking about?
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any orca about?
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