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@hamo.bsky.social

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No one else is gonna sing your song @hamo_d on the bad place Wellington adjacent (Upper Hutt) 🇳🇿

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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"Have ZZ Top ever covered a rap song?" I hear you ask? Why yes, yes they have.

I Gotsta Get Paid by ZZ Top.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I miss Chris Cornell

Blow Up The Outside World by Soundgarden.

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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Bass up

Thieves by Ministry.

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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I LOL'D

A National party campaign sign that has been altered from "no new taxes" to "110 new taxes".

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

You're going to have to walk me through this one Neon.

A search for Dora on Neon brings back one result only, and it's The Matrix.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Just in case anybody was looking for an assy cock dispenser

Screen grab from a site selling Samsung fridge parts that reads: "Genuine Samsung NZ Spare Part Code: DA97-11229A ASSY-COCK DISPENSER."

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Lol this is in ours

A signwith Dachshund holding up a roll of toilet paper. The sign reads "Your butt napkins my lady."

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Deal

A Dachshund sleeps on top of another Dachshund.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My pup runneth over

Two dachshunds sleeping in a dog bed. The head of one has lolled onto the floor.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hodor from Game of Thrones but the caption says Roadmore.

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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not being a customer I don't think I should enter, but we spent close to $7k to save Handsome Patrick.

Our Dachshund Patrick with tube in his nose rests on a blanket in the car after his operation.

Same Dachshund lying on his side in a dog bed, recovering nicely.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I will want this played at my funeral.

Billy Taylor Trio version of I Wish I Knew.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

waiting in the sky He'd like to come and meet us But he thinks he'd blow our minds

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I came into AiC with Dirt and Facelift kind of passed me by, but this track is a corker.

We Die Young by Alice in Chains.

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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Well that's a bit on the nose, but at least I might be qualified.

Job posting for "Dummy" that was posted on Seek. Somebody's ATS agent is havings bad day.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Mood

Down In A Hole by Alice In Chains.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I still want to be Nuno when I grow up.

Decadence Dance by Extreme.

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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A meme showing a complicated arrangement of blocks titled "My mental health" being held up by a tiny block titled "The Wahs 2026 season".

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sounds like fun

Sign saying "Ten Pin Bowling Toilets."

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My one concession to being down with the yoof. Choon.

You should see me in a crown by Billie Eilish.

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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's nice that they're telling you how hard a job will be in the ads now.

Job advert for a "Head of Health Commissioning (Moderate Complexity)".

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If a CD player could get sick of playing an album, my one in the 90s would have been sick of this.

I Stay Away by Alice In Chains from the Jar Of Flies EP.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I don't always love their production sound but this track sounds huge.

White Stripes - Icky Thump.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Such a fun riff to play.

Slither by Velvet Revolver.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Really? And here's me thinking they'd want someone with a law degree at least.

Screenshot of an email from Seek telling me I'm a strong candidate for a job as a lawyer. I am not.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Morpheus from The Matrix saying "Welcome to the desert of Shitsville."

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Picking a favourite PE jam is impossible but this might just get the nod.

Give It Up by Public Enemy.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Absolute top tier cover.

Johnny Cash coverof Soundgarden's Rusty Cage.

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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A small short-haired Dachshund wearing a tie.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Well it's about time.

An email inviting me to join The Great Brotherhood of the Illuminati.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Bill Paxton waiting for Tim Curry.

A young Bill Paxton standing in front of a staircase where several angels are sitting, from the movie Pass The Ammo.

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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I stopped my dog from dying.

A sleeping Dachshund with a red bandage on his front leg.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Underrated classic.

Wild Hearted Son by The Cult.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Banger

Perfect People by Pennywise on my car stereo.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

A house being carried away by thousands of balloons in a net coming from the chimney in the movie Up.

A collection of wah pedals.

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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Willem Dafoe as Norman Osborne in Spiderman saying "I've applied for 100 jobs without success myself".

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A teenage boy walks along a rural road asthe ghost of his dead friend floats beside him. The teenager says "You know I can't be inconvenienced by your ghost cycle lanes."

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

At the emergency vet because Handsome Patrick has a twisted stomach and will need surgery. Bye bye $5k. He's worth it though.

A damp Dachshund.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Predator handshake meme showing the muscular arms of two men locked in an arm-wrestle type handshake. One is labelled Luxon, the other Hipkins. Their clasped hands are labelled "polling in the 20s".

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Beaut day for it

Black Ferns playing against the Black Ferns XV.

Black Ferns playing against the Black Ferns XV.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Superb

Synthesis: Yes. A job ad is not a particularly democratic way to elect a leader. However it doesn't markedly differ from the undemocratic way other parties elect leaders, with the exception of the Greens, who have a genuinely democratic process that's very easy to understand if you have a conjoint graduate degree in political science and statistics. Let us briefly look at the other parties. National elects their leader based on who their caucus wants to be Business Daddy. Labour elects their leader based on whoever's most successfully been a complete greaser in private while maintaining a total lack of personality in public. ACT elects their leader by assembling them out of spare parts ripped out of think tanks. NZ First elects their leader based on which party member is Winston Peters. I think we can conclude, based on the quality of most political leaders in the country, that maybe a job ad isn't a terrible way to try things?

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Post your favourite Disney princess. Wrong answers only.

Red Sonja.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Pass it on!

Poster advertising free entry to the Black Ferns vs Black Ferns XV training match at Maidstone Park at 3.30pm on Friday 14th August.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

A story in no words

Kieran McAnulty looking like the cat who got the cream while next to him Chris Bishop looks a lot less comfortable.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Evergreen

No Sleep Til Brooklyn by The Beastie Boys.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Now That's What I Call Music album cover spoof: "Now would be a good time for a spull".

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Gandalf from LOTR saying "You shall not fucking pass" as he faces the Balrog on the bridge.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Spoof album cover of the "Now That's What I Call Music" series that says "Now is the winter of our discontent" instead.

Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Bishop: the PM just said the wrong words. Kieran and I are the same. Kieran:

Unimpressed looking Kieran McAnulty.